It's official: Britney Spears is NOT a virgin~!

[Guest El Satanico]

fucking slow running tsm...making me double post

[Guest El Satanico]

I don't hold anything against her for it. I'd have care about her or her sex life enough to hold something against her. I don't even think she's hot, her face looks like she has down syndrome.

 

However, when you earlier make a big deal out of still having your virginity, it's a given that people are going to make a big deal out of you losing said virginity.

[Guest wwF1587]

this story was on a small part of the first page of the local newspaper down here... i just laughed.. i looked at the dad thought i had a paper from 2000

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Well, at least we can all take solace in knowing that Christina Aguilera is still untouched!

[Guest The ChriZa]

Well, at least we can all take solace in knowing that Christina Aguilera is still untouched!

That may be the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

Saying Christina Aguilera is untouched is like saying Triple H has never won a match.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I think a better comparision would be "saying Christina Aguilera is untouched is like saying Scott Steiner has never taken growth hormones." You can say they aren't all you like, but dammit, just look at them!

[Guest The ChriZa]

How about "Saying Christina Aguilera is untouched is like saying The Big Show has never been pushed"?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

This could be a thread all by itself.

[Guest The ChriZa]

Christina Aguilera is to Virginity as Jeff Hardy is to A Job.