It's official: Britney Spears is NOT a virgin~!

[Guest Downhome]

From the AP, taken from Yahoo News...

 

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop princess Britney Spears has admitted that she had sex with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake despite once vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

 

 

In the upcoming issue of W magazine, Spears details her relationship with Timberlake, the most-watched music industry romance since Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain.

 

 

"The most painful thing I have ever experienced was that breakup," Spears told W. "We were together so long and I had this vision. You think you're going to spend the rest of your life together. Where I come from, the woman is the homemaker, and that's how I was brought up -- you cook for your kids."

 

 

The 21-year-old Spears, whose stratospheric rise from Mouseketeer to pop megastar mirrored Timberlake's success, revealed that she had sex with the 'N Sync boy band singer because she believed they would marry someday.

 

 

"I've only slept with one person my whole life," she said. "It was two years into my relationship with Justin, and I thought he was the one. But I was wrong!"

 

 

Spears, now cutting an image-shifting, comeback album after an 18-month hiatus, said she now realizes "I need my single time" to learn to "be self loving."

 

 

"I know it sounds cliche and cheesy, but I really believe that if it's meant to be, it's meant to be," she said.

 

 

For now, Spears said, she's hunting far afield for a new beau -- especially in Australia and Spain where men are less "fuddy duddy."

 

 

As for reports linking Spears to Irish heart throb Colin Farrell (news), she said: "Yes I kissed him. Of course I did! He's the cutest, hottest thing in the world -- wooh! He's such a bad boy. But it was nothing serious."

 

 

The kiss left her with a "craving" for more of the same. "I haven't had a boy in a really long time ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice."

 

...yes folks, it's official.

 

My God, with all that is going on in the world, it seems like something like THIS wouldn't be a "major story" (it was on the main page of Yahoo.com).

 

Maybe my theory of Justin layin' it to Britney and then leaving her was true after all, heh.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

The 21-year-old Spears, whose stratospheric rise from Mouseketeer to pop megastar mirrored Timberlake's success, revealed that she had sex with the 'N Sync boy band singer because she believed they would marry someday.

 

Wow, never heard that line before...

[Guest Downhome]

The 21-year-old Spears, whose stratospheric rise from Mouseketeer to pop megastar mirrored Timberlake's success, revealed that she had sex with the 'N Sync boy band singer because she believed they would marry someday.

 

Wow, never heard that line before...

I can just picture him laying the lines on her now.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Fuck Justin.

 

Go Britney, get your swerve on.

 

Who cares? Brit rules it still while Justin licks dead dog's nutsacks.

[Guest Downhome]

I don't give a fuck either. I'm just shocked that I saw it on the main page of the Yahoo news.

 

Stay tuned to the National Enquirer next week, as they'll have pictures from the event!

[Guest Dangerous A]

Pretty fuckin sad for that to be on the main page.

 

I'd be sad if I was Brit too because I guess her sex life is bigger news than all the other shit going on in the world.

 

I mean Jeez, couldn't they have hid it in the entertainment section or something?

[Guest Downhome]

Pretty fuckin sad for that to be on the main page.

 

I'd be sad if I was Brit too because I guess her sex life is bigger news than all the other shit going on in the world.

 

I mean Jeez, couldn't they have hid it in the entertainment section or something?

Exactly, it's just pathetic.

 

At least I can rest soundly tonight, knowing that JT's penis has been in BS's vaginal hole.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Wow! I'm just shocked a 21 year old hot chick is not a virgin!

[Guest Dangerous A]

At least I can rest soundly tonight, knowing that JT's penis has been in BS's vaginal hole.

Thanks, while I puke everything I've eaten in the last 24 hours ....

 

 

 

[Guest The ChriZa]

You had to see this coming though. After all the years of the media making the biggest deal of her not being boned, when it finally came out that she had, it was bound to be front page news. And if she is at all embarassed by this, all I can say is she brought it on herself.

[Guest Dangerous A]

She's not embarassed by it.

 

She revealed it in an interview with W magazine which hits stands at the end of the month.

[Guest The ChriZa]

Then fuck her for trying to drag the whole world into her vaginal affairs. And succeeding.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Thanks, while I puke everything I've eaten in the last 24 hours ....

 

 

 

That's not really you, liar. It's fucking pictures.

 

You had to see this coming though.  After all the years of the media making the biggest deal of her not being boned, when it finally came out that she had, it was bound to be front page news.

Right on.

[Guest JHawk]

Wow! I'm just shocked a 21 year old hot chick is not a virgin!

I'm just shocked that a 21 year old hot chick hasn't had sex with me yet.

 

Oh, wait........

 

Never mind.

[Guest The ChriZa]

So does this affect her attractiveness level? Are guys now going to deny their affairs of the mind because she's been violated? I know some guys have the real "virgins turn me on" thing going on. Personally I could care less. My girlfriend accuses me of liking Molly Holly only because of that stupid pristine angle she did. I think she's just a jealous bitch. But anyway, does this bother any Spears fetishists?

[Guest JHawk]

So does this affect her attractiveness level? Are guys now going to deny their affairs of the mind because she's been violated? I know some guys have the real "virgins turn me on" thing going on. Personally I could care less. My girlfriend accuses me of liking Molly Holly only because of that stupid pristine angle she did. I think she's just a jealous bitch. But anyway, does this bother any Spears fetishists?

Probably not, but there are a lot of people who wanted to say they were the first to hit that. Kind of like those people who are counting down to the Olsen Twins turning 18.

[Guest El Satanico]

What about her other two areas where she can be a virgin...have those been taken as well...

 

:whistles and walks away:

[Guest The ChriZa]

That Olsen Twins thing is retarded. I mean yes, I too have a sick sort of fascination with them. But the "counting down to their 18th" shit is ludicrous. What do they think is going to happen that day?

 

Ding Dong

"Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Ashley!" "And I'm Mary Kate! Tee Hee!"

"We want your cock!"

[Guest JHawk]

Ding Dong

"Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Ashley!" "And I'm Mary Kate! Tee Hee!"

"We want your cock!"

 

That sounds like a great idea for a porno, actually.

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley in "Teenage Twins in Heat"

[Guest El Satanico]

What do they think is going to happen that day?

 

Ding Dong

"Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Ashley!" "And I'm Mary Kate! Tee Hee!"

"We want your cock!"

Actually...that's EXACTLY how it will happen.

 

Didn't you hear about the sweepstakes Ashley and Mary Kate has set up to address this? The winner of said sweepstakes wins a very special visit from them within a month of their 18th birthday.

 

Sadly, since you didn't know about it, you must've missed the sign up cut off date.

[Guest Downhome]

I'm sure the Olsen twins have already been violated. They are what, 17 already?

[Guest JHawk]

I'm sure the Olsen twins have already been violated. They are what, 17 already?

But was that ever announced on Yahoo's front page?

 

I still don't see the love for them though. Probably because I still remember baby Michelle from Full House and it's like "Uh...they're how old? THAT old? Damn!"

[Guest Downhome]

I'm sure the Olsen twins have already been violated. They are what, 17 already?

But was that ever announced on Yahoo's front page?

 

I still don't see the love for them though. Probably because I still remember baby Michelle from Full House and it's like "Uh...they're how old? THAT old? Damn!"

Everytime I see them...I feel like I'm getting old, heh.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Had Justin been a real man... he would have had a laptop and a cellphone with him for THAT event...

 

 

"there's her virginity...oh...BYE BYE BYE"

[Guest Downhome]

Had Justin been a real man... he would have had a laptop and a cellphone with him for THAT event...

 

 

"there's her virginity...oh...BYE BYE BYE"

All while posting here at TSM.

 

Maybe OJHART was Justin posting about his encounter with Britney...hmmm...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

that would make alot of sense actually...

 

both of them are complete dorks and I can see Justin stooping to such a level to get recognition from someone...

 

 

had it been me.... I would have rented a billboard in Times Square across from the TRL Studios...

 

yes...yes...YES!! *evil laughter*

[Guest Memphis]

Wow, she fucked someone?

 

Slut.

 

Metal M

[Guest The ChriZa]

Had Justin been a real man... he would have had a laptop and a cellphone with him for THAT event...

 

 

"there's her virginity...oh...BYE BYE BYE"

An oustanding idea. The world would surely tune in to see him "delete" her virginity. Or "crash" her cherry. Hopefully no viruses were involved.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

No shocker, everyone pretty much knew it anyway

[Guest BifEverchad]

What do they think is going to happen that day?

 

Ding Dong

"Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Ashley!"  "And I'm Mary Kate!  Tee Hee!"

"We want your cock!"

Actually...that's EXACTLY how it will happen.

 

Didn't you hear about the sweepstakes Ashley and Mary Kate has set up to address this? The winner of said sweepstakes wins a very special visit from them within a month of their 18th birthday.

 

Sadly, since you didn't know about it, you must've missed the sign up cut off date.

Olsen Twinz COUNTDOWN~! here