I had the best wrestling dream EVER last night

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So I had this weird dream. "Real American" was playing, and Hulk Hogan's face floated over a field of other popular wrestlers for each year of Wrestlemania, and for the WCW years there were WCW guys during those years.

 

So for 1985 his face floated over Piper, T, and Orndorff. 1986 was Bundy and Roberts and such, '87 was Andre, Savage, Steamboat, etc., and onward. Then in 1994 you had Duggan, Flair, Sting, and Tony Schiavone. (??) 1995 had the Dungeon of Doom, 96 had the nWo, and so on. It was pretty cool, I must say. WWE should use it, and I give them full permission.

[Guest JHawk]

The best wrestling dream I ever had involved me, SweetNSexyDiva, Canadian Chick, and a giant vat of chocolate pudding...

 

Uh oh, I think I said too much there.

[Guest The ChriZa]

I can barely handle seeing Hogan while I'm awake. If I started dreaming about the bastard, I'd turn into one of those Nightmare on Elm Street kids who never slept.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I've officially moved the "People Who Have Tully Blanchard Appear In Their Dreams" count to 1.

[Guest The ChriZa]

I once had a dream about Shane O Mac.

 

Wait

 

No I didn't!

 

BALEETED!

 

Oops.

[Guest Nanks]

Really?? I had a shocking wrestling nightmare last night. Stone Cold was running an entire show and all this horrible stuff like Kevin Nash wrestling Test and Hurricane getting squashed by Rosey was going on. Awful, awful stuff.

[Guest Anglesault]

My wrestling nightmares involve being chased by Kane around town while PG 13 raps.

 

I've also had Vader chase me down a ski mountain

[Guest sean pyro]

i had this dream once that christopher daniels was a waiter at some fancy italian restaurant, dude was hitting on my girlfriend :|

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Really?? I had a shocking wrestling nightmare last night. Stone Cold was running an entire show and all this horrible stuff like Kevin Nash wrestling Test and Hurricane getting squashed by Rosey was going on. Awful, awful stuff.

I wish Hogan's head floated over Raw last night

[Guest JaKyL25]

TCR: Did the dream stop in '03? I hope not. It'd be interesting to see who Hogan's big head overshadows 5 years from now.

 

My wrestling-related dreams (Yes, these were all recently posted in General Chat):

 

'98/'99 or so:

WWF vs. WCW vs. ECW Battle Royale in a cave. Final 2 are Bret and Goldberg. As Goldberg is eliminating the last guy besides those 2, Bret tosses the orange roadwork cone that Goldberg brought with him to the ring for whatever reason over the top rope to the cave floor. This is ruled an elimination, and Bret wins. The "screen" then pulls back to reveal that it was all a video game.

 

2 weeks ago:

JHawk will kill me for this--Stacy Keibler was a part of my circle of friends for whatever reason, and we were all in some big swanky hotel on vacation. We had a fun time, and Stacy and I were being very flirtacious with each other. Finally, at some point we're alone in the hotel room with a beautiful view over some large city (like 2 of the walls were just windows), and we start to tango. Literally, we tango. Eventually I make a move, and lean her back and go in to kiss her, but the INSTANT right before the lips touch, the dream "pauses", and I wake up in a flash. Apparantly this is something that's out of reach even in my wildest dreams. I was never so devastated to be awake.

 

Last week:

My mom sits me down in the kitchen and reveals to me that she has been HHH's secretary for awhile now. She tells me a lot about the inner workings of the business and stuff. Her favorite wrestler is The Big Show. I tell her that mine are people like Benoit and Jericho, and she laughs and says that I'm stupid, and the reason they don't get pushed is because no one thinks they're any good. OMG, HHH is holding people down in DREAMS now! Slippery, oh so slippery.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I dreamt I made Ric Flair pull my boat once

[Guest ManKinnd]

My wrestling dreams are NUTS. Here are my 3 favorite:

Tag team cage match: Matt Hardy and Christian vs. my friend Chris and myself. Match, starts, I guess, with Hardy trying a SSP off the top of the cage and throw a table in his way, sick looking stuff. I don't remember much else in the cage, but then we all teleport to a swimming pool where i pound on Christian and my buddy gives the Snuka sign and splashes Christian for the victory.

 

Rock vs. Austin at my elementary school. This one had quite the twist. Rock approached me before the show, and told me that the WWF had forgot their PA system, and he wanted me to sing everyone's music real loud as they come out, so sure, I just screamed at the top of my lungs "IF YA SMELL...." etc. Dream didn't go on too much longer after that.

 

My friend buys a PPV for $62! And you thought WWE was expensive... My other buddy asks why on earth he would spend so much money on a PPV, and he pointed to the screen, and asked if we could pass up this main event. It was Hulk Hogan vs. Big John Studd in a 200 light tube deathmatch. The announcer boomed out of the TV: "Wrestling legends, as you've never seen them before!" Finish came as Hogan did a shining wizard while holding a light tube in his hand, so he smashed it against Studd's head with his leg. Damn, that's hard to explain.

 

Yup, I love my wrestling dreams~!

[Guest humongous2002]

When someone starts dreaming about wrestling that means that person needs to go get laid.

[Guest ManKinnd]

Either that or we're just bigger fans!

Some of us have this shit in our blood.

[Guest The Old Me]

I usally don't dream about wrestling, or men. That is all.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

I have never dreamt about any male wrestlers

[yankovic fan 0]

I dreamt sometime last week that I was in a Wargames type match.

 

All I remember is that the ring was like a giant inflatable spacewalk thing and I was supposed to make the pin on Ricky Steamboat. Well in the match I told him "look, you're the legend, you pin me."

 

So he laid me out with a right, and climbed the top rope and hit me with a frog splash.

 

Wouldn't you know it, I woke up with abdominal pain.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Crazy dream I had a few nights ago, enjoy:

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=ST&f=1&t=36456

[Guest edge007]

You guys dream about wrestling?!?

[Guest The Old Me]

You guys dream about wrestling?!?

No.

[Guest The ChriZa]

When someone starts dreaming about wrestling that means that person needs to go get laid.

Should we dream about tits and ass then? I would think that that kind of dream would be the type that indicates sexual frustration.

[Guest The Old Me]

When someone starts dreaming about wrestling that means that person needs to go get laid.

Should we dream about tits and ass then? I would think that that kind of dream would be the type that indicates sexual frustration.

You'd be incorrect.

[Placebo Effect 0]

I never really dream about anything. The few times I do, it's something really, really odd and insignificant.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Yeah I seldom have wrestling dreams, so when they do happen, I feel the need to share them. COme on, a flaoting Hulk Hogan head is cool.

[Guest JHawk]

2 weeks ago:

JHawk will kill me for this--Stacy Keibler was a part of my circle of friends for whatever reason, and we were all in some big swanky hotel on vacation. We had a fun time, and Stacy and I were being very flirtacious with each other. Finally, at some point we're alone in the hotel room with a beautiful view over some large city (like 2 of the walls were just windows), and we start to tango. Literally, we tango. Eventually I make a move, and lean her back and go in to kiss her, but the INSTANT right before the lips touch, the dream "pauses", and I wake up in a flash. Apparantly this is something that's out of reach even in my wildest dreams. I was never so devastated to be awake.

 

Nah, I'm not going to kill you for that.

 

1.) It was only a dream.

 

2.) You're not Test.

 

Besides, I've had dreams about Stacy like myself.