WRATHPALOOZA Predictions!

[Guest Aecas]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

[Guest Aecas]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

 

My moneys on the fellow Brit here.

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

 

X, only because I've not seen Cools wrestle yet. But whata way to make a debut!

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

 

I think size and weight will be the deciding factors here, in which case I think Mr Tybalt should be able to slip past Korgath.

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

 

Tarakanov based on the fact that he's very tough and very strong.

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

 

Tough one this, but I think the proverbial "Luck of Tthe Irish" will pull Tim through.

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

 

They didn't call him the King of Hearts for nothing right?

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

 

Clarkely to snatch that tasty snack!

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

 

Another tough one here, Solomon is on the up and up and I think he'll take the belt.

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

 

THIS KID HAS TALENT I TELL YA! BAH GAWD HE'S A HOSS AT ONLY 3 YEARS OF AGE!

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

 

"The Sinner" will win this one mehinks.

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

 

And the big one....no prediction from me on this one for obvious reasons. I'm going to give this match my best shot and throwing Crow and Va'aiga in there is only going to make it even more interesting. We shall see.......

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

- Dragon

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

- Cools

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

- Tybalt

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

- Tarakanov

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

- Bloodshed

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

- B00BIES

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

- Clarke

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

- Breslin

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

- Ian

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

- Duran

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

- Matthews

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

- No prediction... *goes off to watch ladder matches to steal spots*

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

-No idea. Kid Cools.

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

- Tybalt

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

- Viktor

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

- The Conkster

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

- Er...we're all losers.

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

- Clarke

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

-Leo, just.

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

- Go Ian!

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

- Duran

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

- I'd expect a good challenge from Aecas but I think Supes will hold onto the title.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

-Todd Royal

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

-Kid Cools...*snickers*

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

-Shawn Tybalt

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

-Viktor

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

-Bloodshed....the dude has 5+ pages of ideas!

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

-I'm so not going here...

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

-Chris

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

-Quad O

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

-TBS

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

-Duran

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

-Grappler

[Guest The Superstar]

Whoa...I'm not even making crazy-go-nuts predictions! What's WRONG with me?!

 

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

 

~English Dragon to retain!!

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

 

~kid coals wniz evry1 cherz

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

 

~Tybalt!

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

 

~Viktor!

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

 

~Bloodshed!

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

 

~Galatea!

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

 

~I don't care...just give the FUCKING MCGRIDDLE TO ME AND NOT FLESHER.

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

 

~Breslin!

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

 

~Ian's going to murder TBS. He'll no-sell the Boston Massacre and pin him with a Frog Splash.

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

 

~Duran actually WRITES.

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

 

~All I have to say is having CROW in my corner just rules everything possible on earth.

[Guest Insanityman]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

~ED to retain.

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

~Tokyo X

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

~Tybalt

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

~..Viktor, I guess.

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

~When I read the card- I groaned. I've been in one before and it's a bitch yet fun to write. Having said that- Bloodshed or Danny.

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

~...SK... though Axis is said to have a nice rack.

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

~Long as I don't have to touch the Mcgriddle.

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

~Breslin to retain.

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

~Ian owns you all.

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

~Flip a coin, I have no clue.

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

~...Jesus! I'll go with Grappler by a smidge.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

-> Todd Royal

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

-> "Shining Black" Tokyo X

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

-> Shawn Tybalt

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

-> Viktor Tarakanov

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

-> Tim Dillon

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

-> Axis, he has bigger man b00bs.

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

-> "Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

-> Scott Solomon

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

-> Ian

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

-> John Duran

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

-> Aecas

[Guest GLWUT]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

--ED, mang...

 

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

--I LUV KID COOLKS!1!!!!11!

 

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

--Tybalt, I'm guessing. Really, pure guess...

 

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

--Viktor, my main Russian man... my only Russian man... :-/

 

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

--Toughie. I'll go with... Dillon, but it is a REAL toss-up.

 

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

--I've always had an intense love for Axis...

 

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

--Treppy

 

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

--Buddy Lee

 

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

--TBS. Man, I'm cool.

 

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

--Duran

 

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

--CHARLES MATTHEWS.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

...Is Ian going to write a match?

 

Pete, PLEASE tell me you're putting the boy in front of the keyboard for half an hour and just letting him pound away. MOTYC.

[Guest emerald_fusion]

SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

LADDER MATCH

English Dragon © vs. Todd Royal

* Dragon

 

NO GRAVITY MATCH

Kid Cools vs. "Shining Black" Tokyo X

* Kid Cools

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE

TRAMPOLINE CAGE MATCH

Shawn Tybalt vs. Dominic Korgath

* Korgath

 

THE JOUST

Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Viktor Tarakanov

* Liston

 

MALL BRAWL

Danny Conklin vs. Bloodshed vs. Tim Dillon vs. Michael D. Lockwood vs. Cutthroat

* Bloodshed

 

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

* King

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs. "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke

* Clarke

 

SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

EMPTY GUND MATCH

Leo Breslin © vs. Scott Solomon

* Breslin

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Ian

* Strangler

 

BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. John Duran

Special Guest Referee: Mike Van Siclen

* Spike

 

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

STADIUM STREET FIGHT

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © (w/Crow) vs. Aecas (w/Va'aiga)

* Grappler

[Guest TheAntipop]

INTERMISSION - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Axis vs. Suicide King

 

~Galatea!

I like the way you think, Chuckles!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

...Is Ian going to write a match?

 

Pete, PLEASE tell me you're putting the boy in front of the keyboard for half an hour and just letting him pound away. MOTYC.

 

That was my very intention, Edwin.

 

And if Strangler writes, I'll be sending both matches on to Thoth. Because I can.