Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 10, 2003 Report Posted July 10, 2003 Do they serve all the pepperoni on a pole? Do you have to agree to a hundred different stipulations when you order a pasta dish? Maybe they hire all their employees from "Hooters"? Out of the blue, this picture wound up in thumbnail form on the front page of the local paper's web site, and I just howeled out in laughter and thought of Vince Russo running a deli. I'm sure someone else has a better caption than I can think up though.
Guest mach7 Posted July 10, 2003 Report Posted July 10, 2003 "Man, the KIDZ today don't want to eat cheddar... it's all about MOZZARELLA BRICKS SHAPED LIKE TITS!! " Okay, so it's harder to parody wrestling with cheese than I had first thought.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 10, 2003 Report Posted July 10, 2003 You order a pizza without mushrooms and it has mushrooms on it. SWERVE~!
Guest mach7 Posted July 10, 2003 Report Posted July 10, 2003 You order a pizza without mushrooms and it has mushrooms on it. SWERVE~! Or even better... it looks like perfectly acceptable pizza, but as soon as you sit down and bite into it... it's pure horseshit.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted July 10, 2003 Report Posted July 10, 2003 There are five Russo customers where I work. Freaky. None of them know who Vince is though.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted July 11, 2003 Report Posted July 11, 2003 You order a pizza without mushrooms and it has mushrooms on it. SWERVE~! Better be careful where you eat it. I hear almost all the tables have a Dusty Finish.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted July 12, 2003 Report Posted July 12, 2003 This thread gets two pedigrees and a knee-to-face for moderate to heavy gheyness.
Guest The ChriZa Posted July 12, 2003 Report Posted July 12, 2003 There are five Russo customers where I work. Freaky. None of them know who Vince is though. So they're pretty much no different from wrestling fans.
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