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Guest TheDames7

Bret's infamous "This is BULLSHIT" rant is one of my favorite promo's ever.  

 

Flair begging Vince not to bring in the NWO, debuting the Kid Rock "Desire" Video...actually got me to care about the angle for a few days.  

 

Owen's infamous heel turn promo.....even though he had that one big flub, damn I loved it.  

 

Angle on the night Triple H came back.  "I tore my quad this morning and I'm fine!"  "You sat out 8 months....8 MONTHS!!! I won an Olympic Gold Medal with a BROKEN FRICKIN' NECK!"  Angle was GOLD that night.  

 

Jericho's debut.  

 

Dames - Is Gold On The Mic

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Guest Kinetic

The Rock to Billy Gunn:  "If I hit you, I'll kill you.  If I miss you, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni."

 

Man.  I don't know if he stole that or what, but it cracks me up to this day.

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Guest chirs3

"I AM NOT A JOKE, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!" - Jericho to Rock

 

"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - Stone Cold

 

"X-pac... 1997 called, and they're sick and tired of you." - Edge

 

More to come as I remember them.

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Guest X-Factor Corperation

" An olympic gold mdedalist and a champion fighting over a hug!? Is this Raw is was? Is this sesesimie street? Well today's episode is brought to you by the letter I, for Invasion!" Shane, towards the begining of the Invasion.

 

After getting acosted by the A.P.A. " I am the WCW Heavyweight champion and tonight I am going to defend that title. " showed us that WCW champions are sane.

 

" You know, we've had some problems with the Rock, but I like the guy." Kevin Kelly. " Yeah." The Coach, showing us The Rock's okay.

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Guest Kinetic

Steve Austin after dousing Sean Stasiak with a cup of coffee that he considered "too hot."

 

Austin:  Debra, get a medic.

 

Debra:  Do you think he's going to be okay?

 

Austin:  I don't give a damn about that man.  I think I burnt my lip.

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Guest Risk

"Who are you talking to?"

-Kurt Angle, wondering why The Rock spoke directly into the camera.

 

"Heroes need heroes, too."

-Bret Hart

 

"The chances of him saving the WWF are the same as him starting a successful football league."

-Paul Heyman

 

Heyman's awesome promo against McMahon and the WWF.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff

Jericho's pissed off rant at the Rock on Smackdown before the Rumble(I really want an mp3 of that, can someone help a brotha out?)

 

Austin dissing Kane, Paul Bearer and Vince after getting screwed out of the WWF Title at KOTR 98 on RAW.

 

Rock's "God spoke to Billy" promo

 

Austin saying that his beer belly gave him "a low center of gravity". That came out of nowhere during all the damned "What" garbage and cracked me the fuck up.

 

Edge's verbal dissings of X-Punk and Billy Gunn.

 

Flair pleading with Vince not to bring in the NWO.

 

Flair's return to Nitro after the dispute between he and WCW.

 

Bret's "This is BULLSHIT!" rant

 

I'll think up some more later...

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