The One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest TheCrowCall]

The official previews from WWE.com:

 

Velocity preview for July 12, 2003:

 

Catch Velocity every Saturday night starting at 10/9 CT on TNN!

Two top cruiserweights go one on one this week, as Nunzio of the FBI tangles with Spanky.

 

Plus, we'll look back at the Zach Gowen contract signing and the main event from SmackDown!

 

Don't miss Velocity this Saturday night on TNN!

 

Confidential preview for July 12, 2003

 

Gail Kim had arguably the greatest debut in WWE history. First she won the Women's Championship, then she followed up with a victory in a huge tag team match. Gail is 2-0 and already holds gold -- that's practically unheard of!

 

But who is this beautiful young Canadian? This Saturday night on Confidential (11/10 CT on The New TNN), you'll find out! We'll take an exclusive look at the life and times of the new Women's Champion!

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin was recently at VH1 studios selecting some of his favorite rock and metal videos to be played on an episode of VH1’s “Classic Jukebox.” It airs next Saturday (July 19), but you can take a look at the behind-the-scenes footage of the making of the episode this Saturday night on Confidential.

 

Shawn Michaels and other RAW Superstars are signing autographs around the country to benefit families who lost loved ones in Iraq and Afghanistan. Learn more this week on Confidential.

 

Plus, Matt Hardy goes “Outside the Ropes,” and much more this Saturday night on Confidential!

 

 

Does anybody have a non-spoiler match listing for Velocity?

 

~ Pac

[Guest Coffey]

Two top cruiserweights go one on one this week, as Nunzio of the FBI tangles with Spanky.

Wow, I'll be recording that match. Let's hope that it doesn't have any run-in's and gets at least 8 minutes. I hope it ends clean with a finisher too.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Albert vs. Funaki

 

Nunzio vs. Spanky (good match according to spoilers)

 

Sean O'Haire vs. Bobby Rude

 

Orlando Jordan vs. Kanyon

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Dammit, what's the vault match? C'mon Vince dip into the ol video warroom and pull out the Patterson vs. Slaughter Boot Camp Match from MSG. I want to see what the fuss is about for myself.

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

How many times did Albert and Funaki face each other?, it must be like the 500th time or something, anyway, I'm looking forward to Nunzio vs. Spanky and Kanyon vs Jordan (I really like Jordan for some reason).

[Guest Eagan469]

Bobby Rude! - haven't seen him job in quite a few years

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

oops......how did I miss this thread? Some mod can delete the one I started

[Guest razazteca]

Sean O'Haire needs to use shampoo.

 

Aint it crap!?!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

You know SOH hasn't looked that bad in this match...even though it's a squash.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

SOH sold *way* more than he should have in that match. It's Bobby F'n Rude - SOH should have destroyed him.

[Guest Coffey]

WTF?! So now it's called the "Widowmaker?" Barry Windham is pissed!

 

"Cruel Intentions," "The Prophecy" & now "The Widowmaker." Damn, I wish they would just give the move a name and stick with it.

[Guest Eagan469]

damn, the Japan fans are gonna be pissed when they find out Hogan isn't in WWE anymore

[Guest Eagan469]

Spanky's awesome

[Lil' Bitch 0]

YES, KANYON!!!

 

Who betta than Kanyon?

 

God, I wish he would get off Velocity sometime soon.

[Guest Eagan469]

Orlando Jordan now has The Kat's old theme, minus the "growl" noises

[Guest razazteca]

Damn even the cradles are slow as hell. But a good attempt at the La Majistral Cradle.

[Guest razazteca]

Flatliner Version 1.5

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Orlando Jordan should do a Billy Blanks gimmick or something.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hey, Orlando gets to beat WCW buy-ouy guys (Kanyon, Knoble, Moore), but gets to job to WWE guys (A-Train, Cena, Crash(!)).

 

Hmmm...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Orlando Jordan now has The Kat's old theme, minus the "growl" noises

 

I missed it, which one? The theme used in the Varisty Blues trailer or his James Brown theme?

 

 

 

 

Anyway, the Cat rules, I love how he always punks Josh.

 

 

"I'm a three time, three time, three World Ka...ra...te Champion!"

[Guest Eagan469]

Orlando Jordan now has The Kat's old theme, minus the "growl" noises

 

I missed it, which one? The theme used in the Varisty Blues trailer or his James Brown theme?

The Kat = Miss Kitty

 

The Cat = Ernest Miller

[Lil' Bitch 0]

They have promos / segments on Velocity?!! That's fucking cool. I like it.

[Guest Eagan469]

good match - those were some HARD kicks

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Well Gail's little story showed that she CAN wrestle. Unfortunately it looks like she's most at ease with a lucha libre style, which is verboten in the WWE since it might be, you know, ENTERTAINING! Impressive training videos, what with her busting out stuff like the Infrared.

 

She needs to get more comfortable talking in front of a camera though. She talked like she was scared the interviewer was going to yell at her or something.

[Guest razazteca]

V1.2 coming soon?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Interesting take on Gail, had NO idea she was...Canadian. O_O

 

Oh yes, you need a Mattitude adjustment, Josh!

[Guest razazteca]

I think Gail Kim is the 1st ever Asian in WWE to be able to speak English properly.

[Guest Choken One]

^ Funaki can but isn't allowed.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Well, she is Canadian. Just because she has Asian heritage doesn't mean she is from Asia.

[Guest Eagan469]

that Grease Lightning commercial has been airing FOREVER