Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Former WWF/WWE superstar Ludvig Borga shot by wife in Finland Submitted by Matthew Tremley on Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 3:16 PM EST Former WWF/WWE superstar Ludvig Borga (Real Name: Tony Halme) was shot on Thursday in Finland by his wife. Halme, who was just elected to Finland's parliament a few months back, was taking to a local hospital shortly after the shooting. There are no details as of yet on why Halme's wife shot him, and no offical word on his medical condition at the present time. We'll update you on this new story further once more information is released. Credit: 1wrestling.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted July 13, 2003 He should kick her ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 13, 2003 when I first read the title... my reaction was: HOLY FUCK DUDE!! and I second HSJ's comment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Maybe she was jealous because she wanted to end Tatanka's streak instead of Ludvig... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 "You say it's the land of milk and honey, but down here, it smells funny." Borga needs to drown that bitch in one of America's polluted lakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 13, 2003 BORGA???? Jesus! I wouldn't shoot Borga if he'd been dead for three days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 13, 2003 ^ I wonder if CP had anything to do with this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Dem Damn Fin women... Come home late one night after a long day at the Parlament you miss a hardy dinner of Roasted Baby Seal and She shoooots ya. seriously I hope he is ok, shot but not shot dead probably means she has a lousy aim and Ludwig got hit in the ass or something. Best wishes to our favorite European HOSS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 13, 2003 ^ I wonder if CP had anything to do with this? Next thing you know, ol' Ludvig will start posting on here..."FUCK! I just got SHOT!!!" And no one will believe the poor Helsinki Hellraiser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Borga is one scary mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted July 14, 2003 NO! My favorite big man of all time shot by his wife? The last thing i want is the Finnish Badass getting a Phil Hartman, because NO ONE, ever, deserves something like that to happen. EVER. But i'm confident he'll pull through. Where did he get shot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undisputedjericho Report post Posted July 14, 2003 In his house of course. Har har har... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cue_meanie Report post Posted July 14, 2003 It appears as though the shot was self inflicted, after years of denying it he just couldn't help but admit that while he did the pinning; it was infact Yokozuna that beat the undeafeted streak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Update on the Tony "Ludvig Borda" Halme shooting incident Submitted by Matthew Tremley on Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 9:10 PM EST New facts have come out about the shooting incident that was reported early today. Apparently, the shooting did not happen last Thursday but on July 3rd. Also, it was Mr. Halme who did the shooting and not his wife. Halme apparently came home after a night of drinking, got into an arguement with his wife, left and came back even more intoxicated. When he returned, he got into another argument with his wife, this time taking out a handheld semiautomatic pistol from a drawer and waving it around at her. When the wife tried to take the gun away from him, it accidently went off. However, no one was hurt from the shot. Halme's wife left the apartment right after the gun went off and called the police. Halme was found unconscious on the couch when the police arrived at his home. He was taken to a local hospital where he remained in a coma for several days. Halme just recently woke up from it a few days ago. During a police raid of his Parliament office, officers found some illegal steroids and painkillers. Halme is awake but not in any condition to answer questions from police as of yet. We'll have more on this situation as it unfolds. Credit: 1wrestling.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted July 14, 2003 1wrestling.com now has a more detailed report up of the incident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted July 14, 2003 FUCK! At least he'll be the butch in prison. That's the only real upside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GameCop Report post Posted July 14, 2003 What is Ludvig Borga still doing with steroids and painkillers? He's not a wrestler anymore. Does a member of parliament need to look buff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 14, 2003 This guy's life is way more interesting than WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobbyWhioux Report post Posted July 14, 2003 What is Ludvig Borga still doing with steroids and painkillers? He's not a wrestler anymore. Does a member of parliament need to look buff? I don't know how Finland's parliament works, but maybe being buffer helps him filibuster better. I mean, would you wanna interrupt a guy who's nearly 300 lbs. of muscle who could get pissed off enough to snap your representative in half? I'd think twice about it, that's for sure. "I disagree with the gentleman from -- AAAAAAAAAAAH!" *Mr. Halme puts a torture rack on the minister of education* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Lex Luger did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Hmm.......this story is well.....umm....I really don't know what to say. He came home drunk waving a gun, it went off and he passed out on the couch? Wow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
