The One And Only WWE RAW 7-14-03 Thread

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

Thats what I mean - it is logical to suspend him, so they should.

 

But he is bringing in good ratings, so I would imagine they want him being a fairly large part of RAW - thats hard to do if he is suspended.

[Guest Choken One]

Simple...Kane shows up backstage and Bischoff goes an Suspends him but Kane threatens to terroize WWE for good if Bischoff doesn't take back the suspension...

 

And what happens? Kane goes ahead and terrorizes the WWE locker room...

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

But then we go down the Austin route have have him arrested.

 

Unless Kane comes storming into a arena in the last segment in a 3:16 truck, I've not seen any people get out of that one...

[Guest Choken One]

PERFECT! next week kane is arrested...

 

Austin takes a Field trip to the Cell...

 

Kane is in a Padded Room...Screaming and Moaning...

 

Austin is informed Kane was electroshocked...

 

Austin enters the room with a Glass Pane in between them

 

Austin: What? You get a little shock? What? Electroshock? What? Sting a little? What? Fry you up some more?

 

KANE: STOP STAYING WHAT!

 

Austin: What?

 

:Kane throws stuff at wall and screams::

 

Austin: That's the Spirit kane...Now...I'm gonna have you stay overnight and relax and you can take a week off of vaction to clear your mind...

 

Kane: I don't want to clear my mind...You don't know what this pain feels like...

 

Austin: Oh Get over it you big red machine...be a monster but you don't have to terrorize the company just because you aren't as good looking as Me...

 

Kane: Grunts.

 

::Kane punches through the glass and Grabs a hold of Austin and drags him out the room and fights off the guards and gets outside and throws Austin into the bed of his truck and drives away as the show fades to black::

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

Like when Austin visited Vince - only funnier!

 

Maybe they can do it like Silence of the Lambs and everything...

[Guest Choken One]

Exactly what I was thinking about...

 

I mean sweet jesus they have about *354* ways to do this angle...

[Guest Trivia247]

so when is this thread getting tagged

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Sometimes we don't tag it at all.

 

The one post every 2 seconds during the show keep it on top anyway...and then it's taken down right after no matter what.

[Guest Greg Valentine]

PERFECT! next week kane is arrested...

 

Austin takes a Field trip to the Cell...

 

Kane is in a Padded Room...Screaming and Moaning...

 

Austin is informed Kane was electroshocked...

 

Austin enters the room with a Glass Pane in between them

 

Austin: What? You get a little shock? What? Electroshock? What? Sting a little? What? Fry you up some more?

 

KANE: STOP STAYING WHAT!

 

Austin: What?

 

:Kane throws stuff at wall and screams::

 

Austin: That's the Spirit kane...Now...I'm gonna have you stay overnight and relax and you can take a week off of vaction to clear your mind...

 

Kane: I don't want to clear my mind...You don't know what this pain feels like...

 

Austin: Oh Get over it you big red machine...be a monster but you don't have to terrorize the company just because you aren't as good looking as Me...

 

Kane: Grunts.

 

::Kane punches through the glass and Grabs a hold of Austin and drags him out the room and fights off the guards and gets outside and throws Austin into the bed of his truck and drives away as the show fades to black::

*sigh* It's so sad that this post reads exactly like this angle would go down. Anyways, as long as Rico is on Raw tonight I'll be just fine. I'll be extra happy if Nowinski makes an appearance. Anybody have any ideas as to what Jericho and Christian might be up to tonight? I have a bad feeling they'll fight BookDust AGAIN for lack of anything better to do.

[Guest Choken One]

^ You act like you don't want that skit?

 

 

THAT IS BRILLIANT SHIT my friend...

[Guest Choken One]

Nowinksi is brain dead...He won't be on tv for some time...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Backstage area: Person A & Person B are enjoying a good laugh. Kane comes lumbering donw and stops when he sees both Person A & Person B laughing. Kane looks pissed!   Kane: STOP LAUGHING AT ME! IT'S NOT FUNNY! Person A: We weren't......   Kane punches Person A, knocking him out. Person B turns Kane around.   Person B: Now what the Hell..........   Kane tosses Person B into a wall. Person D(iva) steps out, and Kane steamrolls her just because she is there. Kane resumes destroying Person a and Person B.     Cut to Announce Table:   J.R. and the King's jaws are on the floor.   J.R.: What has gotten into Kane?! Person A and Person B will never be the same again, and how in the Hell can that man look himself in the mirror after what he did to that poor young lady?! King: He killed the puppies!   "The Game" plays, and Evolution steps out for thier match.

 

That's my guess on what happens tonight.

[Guest CanadianChick]

And Person A and B will be

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

RVD and Hurricane to show that he will destroy anybody

 

Or it will be

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Rosey and Spike Dudley because that's the most random people I can think of

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

And Person A and B will be

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

RVD and Hurricane to show that he will destroy anybody

 

Or it will be

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Rosey and Spike Dudley because that's the most random people I can think of

Now that I think about it, Kane should start using John Tenta's old gimmick.

[Guest Choken One]

Are you really spoiling anything? Just pure speculation...

 

 

*Hey Choken*

*Yeah*

*Shut Up Stupid Fuck...Go to sleep*

*I will...Raw comes on about 5 hours*

*Cool*

[Guest CanadianChick]

Thanks Choken, you did the work for me!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Are you really spoiling anything? Just pure speculation...

 

 

*Hey Choken*

*Yeah*

*Shut Up Stupid Fuck...Go to sleep*

*I will...Raw comes on about 5 hours*

*Cool*

If it comes true, then yes it will be a spoiler. I'm only doing that because of the chance that that will happen tonight.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I'm still waiting for Vance McMahon, Vince McMahon's twin brother (which would be Vince in a corny taped-on mustache and various leasure suits and cabana wear), to show up so he can get himself on both shows.

 

*Vance enters the scene*

 

Bisch: Who the hell are you??

 

Vance (in a very suave and relaxed tone): Why, I'm Vance McMahon. Pleased to meet you. *flips collar, extends hand*

 

Bisch: VANCE McMahon? This has got to be a joke?

 

Vance: No, the only joke here is you and the way you're handling this company. My brother Vince sent me over here to make sure things go more... smoothly... *flips collar again, puts hands through hair* Don't worry Eric, you'll hardly notice me.

 

*Austin comes in*

 

Austin: What the hell is this?

 

Vance: Vance McMahon, pleased to meet you.

 

*Austin looks at Vance, looks at Bischoff, Bischoff shrugs*

 

Austin: You've got to be kidding me.

 

Vance: No, if I were kidding you I'd say that those snake-skinned boots were in-style *flips collar, makes the 'gun' sign with his hands*

 

Austin: What?

 

*Vance flips collar again and two ladies come from out of nowhere and hook themselves around his arms*

 

Vance: If you need me I'll be in the skybox.. makin love..

 

*Vance makes the gun sign again, fires, and then blows at the tips of his fingers and leaves*

 

*Austin and Bisch look at each other*

 

*Kane enters scene inbetween Austin and Bisch with an equally dumbfounded look on his face*

 

JR: Ah whatta load of sh-

 

King: JR!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I'm still waiting for Vance McMahon, Vince McMahon's twin brother (which would be Vince in a corny taped-on mustache and various leasure suits and cabana wear), to show up so he can get himself on both shows.

 

*Vance enters the scene*

 

Bisch: Who the hell are you??

 

Vance (in a very suave and relaxed tone): Why, I'm Vance McMahon. Pleased to meet you. *flips collar, extends hand*

 

Bisch: VANCE McMahon? This has got to be a joke?

 

Vance: No, the only joke here is you and the way you're handling this company. My brother Vince sent me over here to make sure things go more... smoothly... *flips collar again, puts hands through hair* Don't worry Eric, you'll hardly notice me.

 

*Austin comes in*

 

Austin: What the hell is this?

 

Vance: Vance McMahon, pleased to meet you.

 

*Austin looks at Vance, looks at Bischoff, Bischoff shrugs*

 

Austin: You've got to be kidding me.

 

Vance: No, if I were kidding you I'd say that those snake-skinned boots were in-style *flips collar, makes the 'gun' sign with his hands*

 

Austin: What?

 

*Vance flips collar again and two ladies come from out of nowhere and hook themselves around his arms*

 

Vance: If you need me I'll be in the skybox.. makin love..

 

*Vance makes the gun sign again, fires, and then blows at the tips of his fingers and leaves*

 

*Austin and Bisch look at each other*

 

*Kane enters scene inbetween Austin and Bisch with an equally dumbfounded look on his face*

 

JR: Ah whatta load of sh-

 

King: JR!

Not even Raw can be that entertaining.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Oh it can be!

 

*proposes a "insert Vance McMahon into Raw" contest*

[Guest Choken One]

All right...

 

Should I take a Fucking Nap so My mind is fresh for what Vince and Co will force fed me tonight or continue my 50+ Insomia run and let Raw crash my brain into a long sleep...

[Guest Goodear]

Of course, what I'm really looking forward to is the tremendous battle that is sure to take place between the Unpredictable Rosey and the killer of men and destroyer of worlds Rodney Mack. Because you bettah believe dat playa...

[Guest Coffey]

Anybody have any ideas as to what Jericho and Christian might be up to tonight?

 

I'm guessing that Jericho will be doing some more stupid shit with HBK to set up their match in Hollywood.

 

I'm guessing that Christian will be whining about losing the Intercontinental title to Booker T.

[Guest BorneAgain]

I'm still waiting for Vance McMahon, Vince McMahon's twin brother (which would be Vince in a corny taped-on mustache and various leasure suits and cabana wear), to show up so he can get himself on both shows.

 

*Vance enters the scene*

 

Bisch: Who the hell are you??

 

Vance (in a very suave and relaxed tone): Why, I'm Vance McMahon. Pleased to meet you. *flips collar, extends hand*

 

Bisch: VANCE McMahon? This has got to be a joke?

 

Vance: No, the only joke here is you and the way you're handling this company. My brother Vince sent me over here to make sure things go more... smoothly... *flips collar again, puts hands through hair* Don't worry Eric, you'll hardly notice me.

 

*Austin comes in*

 

Austin: What the hell is this?

 

Vance: Vance McMahon, pleased to meet you.

 

*Austin looks at Vance, looks at Bischoff, Bischoff shrugs*

 

Austin: You've got to be kidding me.

 

Vance: No, if I were kidding you I'd say that those snake-skinned boots were in-style *flips collar, makes the 'gun' sign with his hands*

 

Austin: What?

 

*Vance flips collar again and two ladies come from out of nowhere and hook themselves around his arms*

 

Vance: If you need me I'll be in the skybox.. makin love..

 

*Vance makes the gun sign again, fires, and then blows at the tips of his fingers and leaves*

 

*Austin and Bisch look at each other*

 

*Kane enters scene inbetween Austin and Bisch with an equally dumbfounded look on his face*

 

JR: Ah whatta load of sh-

 

King: JR!

Greatest idea ever.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Yo if they have Kane become an unstoppable monster who kills everything... why do they need Goldberg? Just put Kane over Goldberg and give the SS spot to HIM.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Yo if they have Kane become an unstoppable monster who kills everything... why do they need Goldberg? Just put Kane over Goldberg and give the SS spot to HIM.

Because even though it will undoubtedly suck, Goldberg/HHH is at least new. HHH buried Kane so far down the last time that he needs to dig up just to get to six feet under.

[Guest D'Lo White]

Oh it can be!

 

*proposes a "insert Vance McMahon into Raw" contest*

But Vance and Lance sound too alike. They can't possibly have a Vance and Lance on the same show.

 

They would have to fire Lance Storm or change his name to Boring Storm.

 

I like it.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

quo0ted several times now

that's great Triple R.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

double post I suck

[Guest Choken One]

How many Pages Ya call for?

 

I'll go with 33.