Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Thats what I mean - it is logical to suspend him, so they should. But he is bringing in good ratings, so I would imagine they want him being a fairly large part of RAW - thats hard to do if he is suspended.
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Simple...Kane shows up backstage and Bischoff goes an Suspends him but Kane threatens to terroize WWE for good if Bischoff doesn't take back the suspension... And what happens? Kane goes ahead and terrorizes the WWE locker room...
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 But then we go down the Austin route have have him arrested. Unless Kane comes storming into a arena in the last segment in a 3:16 truck, I've not seen any people get out of that one...
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 PERFECT! next week kane is arrested... Austin takes a Field trip to the Cell... Kane is in a Padded Room...Screaming and Moaning... Austin is informed Kane was electroshocked... Austin enters the room with a Glass Pane in between them Austin: What? You get a little shock? What? Electroshock? What? Sting a little? What? Fry you up some more? KANE: STOP STAYING WHAT! Austin: What? :Kane throws stuff at wall and screams:: Austin: That's the Spirit kane...Now...I'm gonna have you stay overnight and relax and you can take a week off of vaction to clear your mind... Kane: I don't want to clear my mind...You don't know what this pain feels like... Austin: Oh Get over it you big red machine...be a monster but you don't have to terrorize the company just because you aren't as good looking as Me... Kane: Grunts. ::Kane punches through the glass and Grabs a hold of Austin and drags him out the room and fights off the guards and gets outside and throws Austin into the bed of his truck and drives away as the show fades to black::
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Like when Austin visited Vince - only funnier! Maybe they can do it like Silence of the Lambs and everything...
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Exactly what I was thinking about... I mean sweet jesus they have about *354* ways to do this angle...
Guest Trivia247 Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 so when is this thread getting tagged
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Sometimes we don't tag it at all. The one post every 2 seconds during the show keep it on top anyway...and then it's taken down right after no matter what.
Guest Greg Valentine Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 PERFECT! next week kane is arrested... Austin takes a Field trip to the Cell... Kane is in a Padded Room...Screaming and Moaning... Austin is informed Kane was electroshocked... Austin enters the room with a Glass Pane in between them Austin: What? You get a little shock? What? Electroshock? What? Sting a little? What? Fry you up some more? KANE: STOP STAYING WHAT! Austin: What? :Kane throws stuff at wall and screams:: Austin: That's the Spirit kane...Now...I'm gonna have you stay overnight and relax and you can take a week off of vaction to clear your mind... Kane: I don't want to clear my mind...You don't know what this pain feels like... Austin: Oh Get over it you big red machine...be a monster but you don't have to terrorize the company just because you aren't as good looking as Me... Kane: Grunts. ::Kane punches through the glass and Grabs a hold of Austin and drags him out the room and fights off the guards and gets outside and throws Austin into the bed of his truck and drives away as the show fades to black:: *sigh* It's so sad that this post reads exactly like this angle would go down. Anyways, as long as Rico is on Raw tonight I'll be just fine. I'll be extra happy if Nowinski makes an appearance. Anybody have any ideas as to what Jericho and Christian might be up to tonight? I have a bad feeling they'll fight BookDust AGAIN for lack of anything better to do.
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 ^ You act like you don't want that skit? THAT IS BRILLIANT SHIT my friend...
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Nowinksi is brain dead...He won't be on tv for some time...
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Backstage area: Person A & Person B are enjoying a good laugh. Kane comes lumbering donw and stops when he sees both Person A & Person B laughing. Kane looks pissed! Kane: STOP LAUGHING AT ME! IT'S NOT FUNNY! Person A: We weren't...... Kane punches Person A, knocking him out. Person B turns Kane around. Person B: Now what the Hell.......... Kane tosses Person B into a wall. Person D(iva) steps out, and Kane steamrolls her just because she is there. Kane resumes destroying Person a and Person B. Cut to Announce Table: J.R. and the King's jaws are on the floor. J.R.: What has gotten into Kane?! Person A and Person B will never be the same again, and how in the Hell can that man look himself in the mirror after what he did to that poor young lady?! King: He killed the puppies! "The Game" plays, and Evolution steps out for thier match. That's my guess on what happens tonight.
Guest CanadianChick Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 And Person A and B will be Spoiler (Highlight to Read): RVD and Hurricane to show that he will destroy anybody Or it will be Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Rosey and Spike Dudley because that's the most random people I can think of
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 And Person A and B will be Spoiler (Highlight to Read): RVD and Hurricane to show that he will destroy anybody Or it will be Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Rosey and Spike Dudley because that's the most random people I can think of Now that I think about it, Kane should start using John Tenta's old gimmick.
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Are you really spoiling anything? Just pure speculation... *Hey Choken* *Yeah* *Shut Up Stupid Fuck...Go to sleep* *I will...Raw comes on about 5 hours* *Cool*
Guest CanadianChick Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Thanks Choken, you did the work for me!
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Are you really spoiling anything? Just pure speculation... *Hey Choken* *Yeah* *Shut Up Stupid Fuck...Go to sleep* *I will...Raw comes on about 5 hours* *Cool* If it comes true, then yes it will be a spoiler. I'm only doing that because of the chance that that will happen tonight.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 I'm still waiting for Vance McMahon, Vince McMahon's twin brother (which would be Vince in a corny taped-on mustache and various leasure suits and cabana wear), to show up so he can get himself on both shows. *Vance enters the scene* Bisch: Who the hell are you?? Vance (in a very suave and relaxed tone): Why, I'm Vance McMahon. Pleased to meet you. *flips collar, extends hand* Bisch: VANCE McMahon? This has got to be a joke? Vance: No, the only joke here is you and the way you're handling this company. My brother Vince sent me over here to make sure things go more... smoothly... *flips collar again, puts hands through hair* Don't worry Eric, you'll hardly notice me. *Austin comes in* Austin: What the hell is this? Vance: Vance McMahon, pleased to meet you. *Austin looks at Vance, looks at Bischoff, Bischoff shrugs* Austin: You've got to be kidding me. Vance: No, if I were kidding you I'd say that those snake-skinned boots were in-style *flips collar, makes the 'gun' sign with his hands* Austin: What? *Vance flips collar again and two ladies come from out of nowhere and hook themselves around his arms* Vance: If you need me I'll be in the skybox.. makin love.. *Vance makes the gun sign again, fires, and then blows at the tips of his fingers and leaves* *Austin and Bisch look at each other* *Kane enters scene inbetween Austin and Bisch with an equally dumbfounded look on his face* JR: Ah whatta load of sh- King: JR!
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 I'm still waiting for Vance McMahon, Vince McMahon's twin brother (which would be Vince in a corny taped-on mustache and various leasure suits and cabana wear), to show up so he can get himself on both shows. *Vance enters the scene* Bisch: Who the hell are you?? Vance (in a very suave and relaxed tone): Why, I'm Vance McMahon. Pleased to meet you. *flips collar, extends hand* Bisch: VANCE McMahon? This has got to be a joke? Vance: No, the only joke here is you and the way you're handling this company. My brother Vince sent me over here to make sure things go more... smoothly... *flips collar again, puts hands through hair* Don't worry Eric, you'll hardly notice me. *Austin comes in* Austin: What the hell is this? Vance: Vance McMahon, pleased to meet you. *Austin looks at Vance, looks at Bischoff, Bischoff shrugs* Austin: You've got to be kidding me. Vance: No, if I were kidding you I'd say that those snake-skinned boots were in-style *flips collar, makes the 'gun' sign with his hands* Austin: What? *Vance flips collar again and two ladies come from out of nowhere and hook themselves around his arms* Vance: If you need me I'll be in the skybox.. makin love.. *Vance makes the gun sign again, fires, and then blows at the tips of his fingers and leaves* *Austin and Bisch look at each other* *Kane enters scene inbetween Austin and Bisch with an equally dumbfounded look on his face* JR: Ah whatta load of sh- King: JR! Not even Raw can be that entertaining.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Oh it can be! *proposes a "insert Vance McMahon into Raw" contest*
Guest Choken One Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 All right... Should I take a Fucking Nap so My mind is fresh for what Vince and Co will force fed me tonight or continue my 50+ Insomia run and let Raw crash my brain into a long sleep...
Guest Goodear Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Of course, what I'm really looking forward to is the tremendous battle that is sure to take place between the Unpredictable Rosey and the killer of men and destroyer of worlds Rodney Mack. Because you bettah believe dat playa...
Guest Coffey Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Anybody have any ideas as to what Jericho and Christian might be up to tonight? I'm guessing that Jericho will be doing some more stupid shit with HBK to set up their match in Hollywood. I'm guessing that Christian will be whining about losing the Intercontinental title to Booker T.
Guest BorneAgain Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 I'm still waiting for Vance McMahon, Vince McMahon's twin brother (which would be Vince in a corny taped-on mustache and various leasure suits and cabana wear), to show up so he can get himself on both shows. *Vance enters the scene* Bisch: Who the hell are you?? Vance (in a very suave and relaxed tone): Why, I'm Vance McMahon. Pleased to meet you. *flips collar, extends hand* Bisch: VANCE McMahon? This has got to be a joke? Vance: No, the only joke here is you and the way you're handling this company. My brother Vince sent me over here to make sure things go more... smoothly... *flips collar again, puts hands through hair* Don't worry Eric, you'll hardly notice me. *Austin comes in* Austin: What the hell is this? Vance: Vance McMahon, pleased to meet you. *Austin looks at Vance, looks at Bischoff, Bischoff shrugs* Austin: You've got to be kidding me. Vance: No, if I were kidding you I'd say that those snake-skinned boots were in-style *flips collar, makes the 'gun' sign with his hands* Austin: What? *Vance flips collar again and two ladies come from out of nowhere and hook themselves around his arms* Vance: If you need me I'll be in the skybox.. makin love.. *Vance makes the gun sign again, fires, and then blows at the tips of his fingers and leaves* *Austin and Bisch look at each other* *Kane enters scene inbetween Austin and Bisch with an equally dumbfounded look on his face* JR: Ah whatta load of sh- King: JR! Greatest idea ever.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Yo if they have Kane become an unstoppable monster who kills everything... why do they need Goldberg? Just put Kane over Goldberg and give the SS spot to HIM.
Guest CanadianChris Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Yo if they have Kane become an unstoppable monster who kills everything... why do they need Goldberg? Just put Kane over Goldberg and give the SS spot to HIM. Because even though it will undoubtedly suck, Goldberg/HHH is at least new. HHH buried Kane so far down the last time that he needs to dig up just to get to six feet under.
Guest D'Lo White Posted July 14, 2003 Report Posted July 14, 2003 Oh it can be! *proposes a "insert Vance McMahon into Raw" contest* But Vance and Lance sound too alike. They can't possibly have a Vance and Lance on the same show. They would have to fire Lance Storm or change his name to Boring Storm. I like it.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 quo0ted several times now that's great Triple R.
Guest Choken One Posted July 15, 2003 Report Posted July 15, 2003 How many Pages Ya call for? I'll go with 33.
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