Guest Thoth Report post Posted July 14, 2003 (edited) THE SMARKS JUNIOR LEAGUE PROUDLY PRESENTS SOME CRAP THOTH BOOKED Venue: The GUND - SHOWING OUR GUND LOVE Due Date: July 17, 2003 @ 9 PM EST - I GIVE EXTENSIONS LIKE MISSY HYATT Send Promos & Marked Matches To: realitycheck Opening Promo: John Duran AND FRIENDS LOLERSKATES OPENING NEWBIE MATCH "Shining Black" Tokyo X © vs. Tommy Nguyen Description: Two grapplers from East Asia will start us off, as Tommy Nguyen debuts against the man who beat up his own homeless dad. Rules: Countout and disqualification rules in effect. Word Limit: 3000 Marker: WrestlingDeacon TAG MATCH OF ENMITY Craig McClennan & Bloodshed vs. Scott Solomon & Dominic Korgath Description: At Wrathapalooza, we saw four men come together for a united purpose. If anyone can take them down, they're going to have to work together. Bloodshed has proven himself at the Mall Brawl, so let's pair him up with Craig McClennan, who is itching for a title shot, I'm sure. Win this, and Raynor might take notice. Rules: Countout and disqualification rules are IN effect. I messed up guys, my bad. Consider an extension granted, and Tod, you GRANT it, that's what you do. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Longdogger_Pete #1 CONTENDERSHIP - SJL TELEVISION TITLE Todd Royal vs Michael D. Lockwood w/ Special Guest Commentator English Dragon Description: NEVER NO-SHOW YOUR CONTENDERSHIP SHOT, because other people will take it. But in a twist, the current TV champ will be at ringside analyzing his potential challengers. Rules: Countout and disqualification rules are in effect. Dragon, you have the option to write a match. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Kibagami HARD 10 MATCH Danny Conklin vs Doug Sienkenwicz Description:This match has been a mainstay of NWA:TNA of late, and I wanted to try it, so what the hell? These two are going to go for the big points! Rules: Hardcore rules. This match is scored on points. Every hit with a foreign object is one point. Put your opponent through a table for five points. First to ten wins, but you have to win by two, so if it's 9-9, you can't win with 10-9. Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Thoth TAG TEAM MATCH WITH ADDED GOODIES John "The Sinner" Duran & Chris "Canadian Thunder" Trepanier vs Manson & Viktor Tarakanov Description: Duran is an bad, bad man who hates Charlie Matthews and has created a group of people he can boss around. So naturally, he's paired with underling Chris Trepanier against the interesting team of Manson and Viktor Tarakanov. PS: Trepanier, why are you in the IGNWF? They suck the chrome off a doorknob, yo. PS: Zed WHY DID YOU ERASE MY WITTY LINE I MEAN I KNOW YOU HAD TO EDIT THE MATCH BUT MY LINE WAS FINE YOU COULD HAVE COPIED AND PASTED YOU DUMB NUT Rules: HARDCORE RULES BECAUSE ZED CAN'T FUCKING SPELL! Pinfalls only count in the ring, though. THEY USED TO COUNT OUTSIDE BUT NOW IT IS A TAG MATCH AND PINFALLS DO NOT COUNT ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN THE RING... AND IN MY PANTS. If Trep and Duran win, Chris gets a Euro shot and Duran gets a shot at the world. If Tarakanov and Manson win, Manson gets a shot at the world sometime down the line, and Vik gets to pick the stip for his world title match against the Grappler on Metal. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: realitycheck Edited July 16, 2003 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 14, 2003 wait wait wait wait wait WAIT... Me and Craig ARE FEUDING... I mean...unless you are going for the TAG TEAM PAIRINGS THAT HATE EACH OTHER thing either way... it's gonna be a tough write... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Having the show off = (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Longdogger_Pete Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Me and Craig ARE FEUDING... I mean...unless you are going for the TAG TEAM PAIRINGS THAT HATE EACH OTHER thing either way... it's gonna be a tough write... Wow... that's very interesting... WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFORE?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Cool, I only get one match to read. I dare you to write a match TokyoX, I double dog dare your ass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted July 14, 2003 I've done a quick edit on the main event/euro title match. With Vik already having contendership to the world title, if he beat Trepanier, it would've needlessly complicated everything. So I've found a fesiable replacement solution. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Bloodshed, I booked that on purpose. With this new force in the JL, I guess the idea is people will have to work together regardless. That's why it's a tag match of "Enmity." look it up. And I forgot Viktor was #1 contender. See, a lot happened last night, which explains why Wrathapalooza and the card are late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 14, 2003 [tokyoX] you mean I have to LOOK STUFF UP? [/tokyoX] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted July 15, 2003 bah... why not I be in the IGNWF... I get to womp on newbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goose749 Report post Posted July 15, 2003 ah, my first week of vacation. i'll keep posting, becuase I love to torture you all with my bad promos. won't have a match for a while, though. when I get back, I may be working with a whole new crew... except for Spike. He'll still be here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted July 15, 2003 Looking back at my schedule, I'm gonna have plans around the 17th and 18th. Can my match be assigned to someone else? Thoth: when have I refused an extension? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted July 15, 2003 GOddammit, no one gets my humor. No one laughs at anger, and I blame Tom Green for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
