IWS Hardcore Heat Results

[Guest ShooterJay]

Courtesy of the IWS email newsletter I now get:

 

The Green Phantom Shatters Hi-5 to Grab Tag Gold

 

   While his tag partner EXcesS69 lay bleeding in a pool of glass fragments, the Green Phantom pinned both Kid Kamikaze and Beef Wellington to claim the IWS Tag Team Titles. This brought to an end Hi-5’s amazing nine month title reign.

 

  In the opening bout of Hardcore Heat, Ontario clashed with Quebec as IWS rookie Shane Simmons fought Fred le Merveille. In his pursuit of provincial pride, Shane pulled out all the stops, including a death-defying suicide dive that left Shane bloody but unbowed. Despite the valiant effort by the Ottawa native, Fred pinned Shane after 8:42 with the help of Le Syndicat de Lutte Internet who held down Shane’s legs.

 

  The bout with Jeff Johnson and Darren Knife was declared a no-contest after 6:13, when Tomassino hit the ring to destroy both men. Tomassino’s boss, infamous Montreal business figure Francesco, declared that he was sick of the IWS operating in his territory without showing him the proper respect. He vowed to continue making examples of IWS wrestlers until he received his due.

 

  During Hardcore Heat, President Seska booked a number one contender’s match for the IWS tag team title between her two favourite tag teams: Extreme Revolution and the Flying Hurricanes. She guaranteed the winner of the match a tag title shot at the IWS next show, Born to Bleed, August 16th. The Flying Hurricanes, Takao and Kenny the Bastard, emerged victorious after 12:11 of furious action, pinning Nightmare Manson and Crazy Crusher after a run-in by Hi-5.

 

  Hi-5 stuck around after their run-in to gloat about the new wardrobe that they purchased for their main event appearance. While they were showing off their sartorial splendour, Career Killer Kurt Lauderdale showed up with Elsa Bangz draped over his shoulder. Pointing out that he had suffered his first loss after an altercation between Elsa and Hi-5 at ringside that had distracted the referee, Kurt declared that he was about to make an example of Elsa. Beef Wellington and Kid Kamikaze jokingly intervened, inadvertently rescuing Elsa from Kurt’s clutches.

 

  Japan beat Mexico, as Hardcore Ninja Number Two aka the Evil Ninja avenged his loss to El Generico at Season’s Beatings beating the Latin luchador in 15:26.

 

  In a match that has been brewing for months, Los Latinos were finally able to confront their tormentors, le Syndicat de Lutte Internet. After being beaten and deported, not to mention being continuously hassled at customs on the orders of le SLI, the Peruvian puroresus were looking forward to getting a dose of revenge in the ring, but their hopes were foiled when Fred le Merveille interfered to give Damian Duplessis and Viking Vachon the win after 9:36. To add injury to insult, the combined SLI began administering an in-ring beat down after the bell, until Hercules Ayala Jr. saved Latino Kid and Latino Mysterio and chased off le SLI. Mr. Ayala, visiting Quebec from his native Puerto Rico, was attending the show as a guest of IWS ring announcer, Brian the Guppie, host of Team 990’s Between the Ropes.

 

Dru Onyx pinned Quebec wrestling legend Sunny War Cloud in 6:52 to retain his IWS heavyweight title after a wild brawl that surged in and out of the ring. Sunny War Cloud had an opportunity to win the IWS title, but arrogantly neglected to hook Onyx’s leg for the pin. After losing the match, Sunny War Cloud made the mistake of attacking Onyx from behind with a chair. Onyx retaliated by grabbing the chair and beating Sunny to the back with it.

 

  In the main event, after nine months of successful defences, Hi-5 lost their IWS tag team titles to the team of the Green Phantom and EXcesS69, but not before shredding the rule book and the criminal code as they did anything and everything short of homicide to retain their precious belts. In his obsessive pursuit of victory, Kid Kamikaze went so far as to throw EXcesS69 out of le Skratch’s second floor DJ booth. But Hi-5 was just warming up. When Career Killer Kurt Lauderdale ran in to take out the Green Phantom, Beef Wellington and Kid Kamikaze double teamed EXcesS69 to power bomb him through a pane of glass. Before Hi-5 could get the inevitable pin, however, Career Killer Kurt Lauderdale turned on his fellow Westmount residents, levelling both men with a double choke slam.

 

  With both members of Hi-5 down, the Green Phantom took advantage to set up another pane of glass suspended between two chairs over the stunned Beef Wellington. The Green Phantom then carried Kid Kamikaze to the top rope for his patented Phantasm reversed crucifix power bomb through the pane of glass. The ensuing pinof both members of Hi-5 can only be described as academic. The Green Phantom celebrated his victory with both tag title belts slung over his shoulder while his tag partner and his opponents lay unconscious in a widening pool of blood and fragments of glass.

  

  The next IWS show is Born To Bleed, scheduled for August 16th, at Le Skratch, 965 Cure Labelle, Chomedey, Laval, Québec. Tickets are twelve dollars at the door. For information about the show e-mail [email protected] or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: syndicatewrestling.com. For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs e-mail [email protected] or order from http://xrv.com/iws/

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Damn!

 

Sounds like a hell of a main event there. Cant' wait to (*crosses fingers*) see it. Also interested to see how IWS angles play out, because it looks (to me at least) like Green Phantom holding both tag belts at the end of the show may lead to one of those "I won these on my own" type of deals.

[Guest ShooterJay]

Oh man, I'm dying from this, check it out:

 

The REAL Llakor (1:01:28 AM): you on?

JayRDoring (1:01:47 AM): yup, what's up?

The REAL Llakor (1:02:20 AM): Just though that you would like to know that during the El Generico match on Saturday...

The REAL Llakor (1:02:37 AM): There was a "Fuck Shooter Jay" chant.

 

This was confirmed here:

http://syndicatewrestling.com/board/viewto...=525&highlight=

 

To borrow Elix Skipper's planned catchphrase: "I'm OVAH~!"

[Guest Lightning Flik]

 

Looks like you definitely have heat, my friend.

[Guest Sandman9000]

That's it!

 

Either:

 

A) I'm gonna start talking shit about EVERYONE so I can get heel heat, or

 

B) I'm gonna start praising Generico and turn face against Jay.

[Guest Sandman9000]

And speaking of glass.......................

 

 

 

 

 

XES69 for TOD2.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

You know you're (in)famous when you become a chant at a wrestling show.

 

Congrats, Jay.

[Guest Markingout]

Holy Shit that was awesome. IWS sounds way cool,too bad I live in Florida.. Do they have tapes

[Guest ShooterJay]

Their official tape dealer is at www.emaxwrestlingtapes.com

 

They also sell some of their older events on their main site at www.syndicatewrestling.com

 

For info on DVD, contact [email protected]

[Guest Markingout]

I was checking it out and I don't know anyone in this fed except Dru Onyx. Help me out what are some of the best shows

[Guest gangsteruwa]

IWS events I own (all on DVD):

Summer Slaughter

Blood, Sweat and Beers

Seasons Beatings

Violent Valentine

Know Your Enemies

Freedom to Fight

 

Out of those I'd suggest Blood, Sweat and Beers and Freedom to Fight the most.

 

I attended Scarred 4 Life 2003 live and it was incredible. One of the best live experiences (not just wrestling) I've ever had. Once Scarred 4 Life comes out on DVD, I'm going to order it, no doubt.