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The One and Only Petition to Bring Crystal Pepsi


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Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Why someone would drink a Pepsi product in the first place is a mystery to me

 

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Guest alfdogg
Posted

You will all sign, or feel the wrath of the biggest draw in OAOAST history.

 

*smiles at camera, teeth shine*

Guest cue_meanie
Posted

The guy that disdain's Coke, you gotta problem? <----said in Nicole Bass voice

Guest El Gigante
Posted

Hell Yeah! We need Crystal Pepsi back!

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

No way! If they do that, they'll discontinue my Pepsi Blue! :angry:

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted
You will all sign, or feel the wrath of the biggest draw in OAOAST history.

 

*smiles at camera, teeth shine*

Anglesault?

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

I thought that I caught the moment back in 199-fucking-2

 

 

 

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Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
The world'll do just fine without drinkable Windex... Pepsi Blue is quite possibly the most gutwrenching soda I have ever been exposed to.

*bitchslap*

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Crystal Pepsi sucks. But what was even worse was Pepsi One...how they thought that was a good idea I'll never know.

 

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Guest subliminal_animal
Posted

The name "Crystal Pepsi" has got to go. It makes it sound like I'm drinking rocks. And I don't drink rocks, I eat 'em.

 

Here's my idea (don't steal it)—they call back Ludacris and rename it "Pepsi Bling." That's what all the cool people are about nowadays, especially if they're from the suburbs.

 

To further support my point, it is well-known among hustlaz that Ludacris is 2 Fast and 2 Furious, not to mention that he got suede on his roof, wood grain on the dash, sheepskin on the rug, and Golden Grain on the stash.

 

 

Crystal? Hmm...

Even you have to admit, that was pretty lame. And not even as lame as what I wrote, so you don't win on either end of the spectrum.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
The name "Crystal Pepsi" has got to go. It makes it sound like I'm drinking rocks. And I don't drink rocks, I eat 'em.

 

Here's my idea (don't steal it)—they call back Ludacris and rename it "Pepsi Bling." That's what all the cool people are about nowadays, especially if they're from the suburbs.

 

To further support my point, it is well-known among hustlaz that Ludacris is 2 Fast and 2 Furious, not to mention that he got suede on his roof, wood grain on the dash, sheepskin on the rug, and Golden Grain on the stash.

If they were to bring in Ludicris for this, I would refuse to drink Pepsi Bling.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Pepsi Bling... that's the shit.

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted
If they were to bring in Ludicris for this, I would refuse to drink Pepsi Bling.

Pepsi is a megalithic monolith of corporate America. The loss of one customer is only a loss for you. A loss of the blissful liquidity of their delicious, delicious products.

 

Who needs ya.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
The world'll do just fine without drinkable Windex... Pepsi Blue is quite possibly the most gutwrenching soda I have ever been exposed to.

*bitchslap*

If you ever even went near that shit, you'd need one too!

:angry:

 

Guards, take this man away!

Guest TheGame2705
Posted
Here's my idea (don't steal it)—they call back Ludacris and rename it "Pepsi Bling." That's what all the cool people are about nowadays, especially if they're from the suburbs.

 

To further support my point, it is well-known among hustlaz that Ludacris is 2 Fast and 2 Furious, not to mention that he got suede on his roof, wood grain on the dash, sheepskin on the rug, and Golden Grain on the stash.

I thought it would be a stupid idea at first but when I read this I haven't stopped laughing.

Posted

I don't drink soda, so I could careless. However, I did like Crystal Pepsi, and I wondered why they stopped making it.

 

Why did they?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I don't drink soda, so I could careless. However, I did like Crystal Pepsi, and I wondered why they stopped making it.

 

Why did they?

What, you think that this petition will actually accomplish anything?

 

 

Dumbass.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Eh, why not, I've signed stupider petitions...

 

Oh, and since everyone seems to be posting their favorite beverages here...

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Guest RollingSambos
Posted

Shouldn't this be in Food & Shopping? This forum and all wrestling-related forums should be dedicated to HHH.

 

Sincerely yours,

"JPL"

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

Okay, so I worked up a concept logo for Pepsi Bling.

 

What do you all think? Need more lens flares?

 

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Guest subliminal_animal
Posted

I think you should add in some starbursts too. You know, that little sparkle that shows up on somebody's gold tooth when they smile, usually from engaging in some sort of trickery or schemery. And you gotta give it the sound effect—then we really got some dynamite.

 

Oh, and all the letters need to be replaced with dollar signs. We're not marketing to hobos.

 

 

I don't drink soda, so I could careless.

I don't know, Mole ... I don't think you could get much more "careless" than that!

 

Oh, sweet goodness!

 

However, I did like Crystal Pepsi, and I wondered why they stopped making it.

 

Why did they?

Because they can't have us proletariat scum getting too much out of life.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Shouldn't this be in Food & Shopping?

No, because then nobody would read it.

 

And I like the logo JotW! Now the only question is...Pepsi Bling or Sprite Remix? Such a hard choice!

Guest DerangedHermit
Posted

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Better than Coke and better than Pepsi.

 

Peach Iced Tea > you

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