The One and Only Petition to Bring Crystal Pepsi

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

http://www.petitiononline.com/coco4848/petition.html

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Why someone would drink a Pepsi product in the first place is a mystery to me

 

[Guest alfdogg]

You will all sign, or feel the wrath of the biggest draw in OAOAST history.

 

*smiles at camera, teeth shine*

[Guest cue_meanie]

COKE SUCKS!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

COKE SUCKS!

Who's this guy?

[Guest cue_meanie]

The guy that disdain's Coke, you gotta problem? <----said in Nicole Bass voice

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Signature #268

[Guest El Gigante]

Hell Yeah! We need Crystal Pepsi back!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

No way! If they do that, they'll discontinue my Pepsi Blue!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

You will all sign, or feel the wrath of the biggest draw in OAOAST history.

 

*smiles at camera, teeth shine*

Anglesault?

[Guest MaxPower27]

I thought that I caught the moment back in 199-fucking-2

 

 

 

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

The world'll do just fine without drinkable Windex... Pepsi Blue is quite possibly the most gutwrenching soda I have ever been exposed to.

*bitchslap*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Crystal Pepsi sucks. But what was even worse was Pepsi One...how they thought that was a good idea I'll never know.

 

[Guest MaxPower27]

Even better:

 

[Guest CanadianChick]

Crystal? Hmm...

[Guest subliminal_animal]

The name "Crystal Pepsi" has got to go. It makes it sound like I'm drinking rocks. And I don't drink rocks, I eat 'em.

 

Here's my idea (don't steal it)—they call back Ludacris and rename it "Pepsi Bling." That's what all the cool people are about nowadays, especially if they're from the suburbs.

 

To further support my point, it is well-known among hustlaz that Ludacris is 2 Fast and 2 Furious, not to mention that he got suede on his roof, wood grain on the dash, sheepskin on the rug, and Golden Grain on the stash.

 

 

Crystal? Hmm...

Even you have to admit, that was pretty lame. And not even as lame as what I wrote, so you don't win on either end of the spectrum.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I think Crystal Pepsi sucked because of the association with Van Halen.

 

Die "KRISTALL-KLARE" Pepsi.- An unopened can of Crystal Pepsi from Germany, available on Ebay for $20

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

The name "Crystal Pepsi" has got to go. It makes it sound like I'm drinking rocks. And I don't drink rocks, I eat 'em.

 

Here's my idea (don't steal it)—they call back Ludacris and rename it "Pepsi Bling." That's what all the cool people are about nowadays, especially if they're from the suburbs.

 

To further support my point, it is well-known among hustlaz that Ludacris is 2 Fast and 2 Furious, not to mention that he got suede on his roof, wood grain on the dash, sheepskin on the rug, and Golden Grain on the stash.

If they were to bring in Ludicris for this, I would refuse to drink Pepsi Bling.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Pepsi Bling... that's the shit.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

If they were to bring in Ludicris for this, I would refuse to drink Pepsi Bling.

Pepsi is a megalithic monolith of corporate America. The loss of one customer is only a loss for you. A loss of the blissful liquidity of their delicious, delicious products.

 

Who needs ya.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

The world'll do just fine without drinkable Windex... Pepsi Blue is quite possibly the most gutwrenching soda I have ever been exposed to.

*bitchslap*

If you ever even went near that shit, you'd need one too!

 

Guards, take this man away!

[Guest TheGame2705]

Here's my idea (don't steal it)—they call back Ludacris and rename it "Pepsi Bling." That's what all the cool people are about nowadays, especially if they're from the suburbs.

 

To further support my point, it is well-known among hustlaz that Ludacris is 2 Fast and 2 Furious, not to mention that he got suede on his roof, wood grain on the dash, sheepskin on the rug, and Golden Grain on the stash.

I thought it would be a stupid idea at first but when I read this I haven't stopped laughing.

[Guest Mole]

I don't drink soda, so I could careless. However, I did like Crystal Pepsi, and I wondered why they stopped making it.

 

Why did they?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't drink soda, so I could careless. However, I did like Crystal Pepsi, and I wondered why they stopped making it.

 

Why did they?

What, you think that this petition will actually accomplish anything?

 

 

Dumbass.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Eh, why not, I've signed stupider petitions...

 

Oh, and since everyone seems to be posting their favorite beverages here...

[Guest RollingSambos]

Shouldn't this be in Food & Shopping? This forum and all wrestling-related forums should be dedicated to HHH.

 

Sincerely yours,

"JPL"

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Okay, so I worked up a concept logo for Pepsi Bling.

 

What do you all think? Need more lens flares?

 

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I think you should add in some starbursts too. You know, that little sparkle that shows up on somebody's gold tooth when they smile, usually from engaging in some sort of trickery or schemery. And you gotta give it the sound effect—then we really got some dynamite.

 

Oh, and all the letters need to be replaced with dollar signs. We're not marketing to hobos.

 

 

I don't drink soda, so I could careless.

I don't know, Mole ... I don't think you could get much more "careless" than that!

 

Oh, sweet goodness!

 

However, I did like Crystal Pepsi, and I wondered why they stopped making it.

 

Why did they?

Because they can't have us proletariat scum getting too much out of life.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Shouldn't this be in Food & Shopping?

No, because then nobody would read it.

 

And I like the logo JotW! Now the only question is...Pepsi Bling or Sprite Remix? Such a hard choice!

[Guest DerangedHermit]

 

Better than Coke and better than Pepsi.

 

Peach Iced Tea > you