Words ... failing me ...

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Not exactly current (story date: August 2001) ...

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

 

[Guest Youth N Asia]

...well...

 

...hmm

 

no comment

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Hrm. Just as I'm sitting here thinking how amazing it is that people will fall for something as stupid as the Metallica suing over chords thing, I fall for this. Such is life.

 

By the way, that means this is fake. Cripes.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Wow, it would be easier to jerk off if Jimmy grew on an arm...

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Sucking your own dick would be a hell of a lot easier.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Yes, however the challenge would be gone, which was one reason I tried doing that as a kid...