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[Guest Anglesault]

::starts gnawing through the door::

[Guest CanadianChick]

Sorry it's steel.

 

::cue evil laughter::

[Guest Anglesault]

Of course, I happen to be the female poster in this thread....oh, and AS, you forgot the canned laughter.

::The force of having a guy probably 90 pounds heavier than her crash into her knocks CC backwards and into an unmarked room. Of course, the force pf the initial fall also takes AS into the room with her, and his spazzing foot hits into the door and closes it. It locks. They turn around to see Kane/Test from No Mercy 01 looped on the TV. Canned laughter::

::Pretends to enjoy the match, just to see AS go insane::

 

This is going to be fun...

::Pounds on the door::

 

LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

 

 

::Canned laughter::

:: Opens the door, in an attempt to save AS. However, he SWERVES~! AS by planting him with a TESTKICK@! and stealing away CC, before Locking the door again ::

::Unfortunately, Andrew trips before he can leave, and the door closes again. Now all three are locked it.::

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Realizes what happened ::

 

I..uh..fuck.

 

:: Canned laughter ::

[Guest CanadianChick]

What do you boys say to that Kane/Bautista match from Armeggeddon? Hmm? Sounds good?

[Guest Anglesault]

::Finds life sized Kevin Nash doll and tries to beat door down with it::

 

 

::doll is too lazy::

[Guest Kingpk]

No, Big Show/A Train vs. Taker from XIX!

[Guest Anglesault]

What do you boys say to that Kane/Bautista match from Armeggeddon? Hmm? Sounds good?

You're the first one we eat.

[Guest CanadianChick]

No, Big Show/A Train vs. Taker from XIX!

 

Don't worry, that's next on the list!

 

You're the first one we eat

 

Well, there isn't much of me to go around. I say the biggest one goes first. So it's one of you two!

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

What do you boys say to that Kane/Bautista match from Armeggeddon? Hmm? Sounds good?

You're the first one we eat.

:: Winks to the camera ::

 

:: Loud hooting and hollering ::

[Guest MaxPower27]

::Finds life sized Kevin Nash doll and tries to beat door down with it::

 

 

::doll is too lazy::

::doll tears quad while standing up::

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I liked Taker vs. Big Show/Albert.

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS uses his phone to try and call for help. They inform him that only one person will enter a room with Taker/HHH going.::

 

::All three wonder who that could be::

 

::Moments later, X-Pac walks into the room wearing his resuce team bandanna. He stops to do a crotch chop and the door closes, locking him in with them::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::Finds life sized Kevin Nash doll and tries to beat door down with it::

 

 

::doll is too lazy::

::doll tears quad while standing up::

::doll later returns...gets title shot::

 

 

::doll has boring three hour brawl with HHH nightlite::

 

 

 

 

::nightlite wins...and then buries Chris Jericho::

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

I liked Taker vs. Big Show/Albert.

:: As an act of karma, Rudo is suddenly transported into a locked room with Stephanie McMahon. He also appears to be dressed in A1 steak sauce ::

 

:: Canned laughter ::

[Guest Askewniverse]

There's one match that hasn't been mentioned yet...one that strikes fear into many fans...The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzalez from WrestleMania IX.

[Guest MaxPower27]

::Finds life sized Kevin Nash doll and tries to beat door down with it::

 

 

::doll is too lazy::

::doll tears quad while standing up::

::doll later returns...gets title shot::

 

 

::doll has boring three hour brawl with HHH nightlite::

 

 

 

 

::nightlite wins...and then buries Chris Jericho::

::Chris Jericho spends the next month jobbing to an Orton brand bandage::

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*Screams in Terror*

 

I'M A CRUISERWEIGHT!!!!

[Guest Anglesault]

::X-Pac sticks his tongue out and points to his crotch for ten minutes::

 

::AS tries to bludgeon himself with his cell phone::

[Guest Anglesault]

*Screams in Terror*

 

I'M A CRUISERWEIGHT!!!!

::RRR runs straight through a wall. Stephanie chases, but gets stuck in the whole that RRR made. RRR turns around to see he's in the room with AS, Andrew, CC and X-Pac. The door is locked and Steph is blocking the hole closed.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

There's one match that hasn't been mentioned yet...one that strikes fear into many fans...The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzalez from WrestleMania IX.

 

Thanks!

 

 

Guess what match is going in next AS!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::Chris Jericho spends the next month jobbing to an Orton brand bandage::

Orton brand bandages are green and are made from the same company that produces casts for broken arms.

 

Orton brand bandages also seem to cause Hurricane brand toothbrushes to disappear for weeks on end...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Oh don't get me involved in this mess!

 

*canned laughter*

 

Stop Laughin dammit! This shit ain't funny!

[Guest Anglesault]

There's one match that hasn't been mentioned yet...one that strikes fear into many fans...The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzalez from WrestleMania IX.

 

Thanks!

 

 

Guess what match is going in next AS!

::X-Pac hits on CC::

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

HHH vs. Steiner!

 

*Canned gasp.*

[Guest CanadianChick]

There's one match that hasn't been mentioned yet...one that strikes fear into many fans...The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzalez from WrestleMania IX.

 

Thanks!

 

 

Guess what match is going in next AS!

::X-Pac hits on CC::

::Laughs, because Pac is gay.::

 

 

Isn't he?

 

::canned laughter as hilarity ensues::

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

There's one match that hasn't been mentioned yet...one that strikes fear into many fans...The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzalez from WrestleMania IX.

 

Thanks!

 

 

Guess what match is going in next AS!

::X-Pac hits on CC::

::Laughs, because Pac is gay.::

 

 

Isn't he?

 

::canned laughter as hilarity ensues::

Well, he did date Chyna

 

*RIMSHOT~!*

[Guest Anglesault]

Hey, he married Chy...nevermind.

 

 

::Pac does 46 crotch chops::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Gathers Andrew, CC and Rick in a huddle::

 

If we kill him ::points to X-Pac:: no court in the land would convict us

[Guest CanadianChick]

Hmmm...what are fun ways to kill X-Pac? There are just so many...