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[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Kicks X-pac in the face as hard as he can ::

[Guest CanadianChick]

I can make X-Pac cry!

 

::Plays a tape of Edge making fun of him. You know, the "1998 called, they want you back" one::

 

Cry like a little girl!

[Guest Askewniverse]

I can make X-Pac cry!

 

::Plays a tape of Edge making fun of him. You know, the "1998 called, they want you back" one::

 

Cry like a little girl!

*has flashbacks of the Hall vs. X-Pac "Crybaby" match*

[Guest CanadianChick]

Thanks a lot. I successfully blocked that out of my memory. Thanks to you, it's back.

 

::Has nightmares.::

[Guest Choken One]

I can make X-Pac cry!

 

::Plays a tape of Edge making fun of him. You know, the "1998 called, they want you back" one:: 

 

Cry like a little girl!

*has flashbacks of the Hall vs. X-Pac "Crybaby" match*

:::Has Flash Back of an Young Choken One cying when Uncle Rick called him a Fag for watching this shit during that said match:::

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Slides in to 'comfort' CC ::

 

:: More obnoxious hooting and hollering ::

[Guest Trivia247]

hell just remind Xpac the same Amazonian Woman that was low blowing him in 98-99 when DX broke up is the same one he was screwing in Japan.

 

so it brings up the question, if HHH ever gets tired with stephanie, will Xpac try to continue to pick up HHH's scraps?

[Guest CanadianChick]

::CC moves, so Andrew falls over::

 

::Canned laughter::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Throws bottle of chocolate syrup on X-Pac and tossses him towards Stephanie::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Nothing happens, and everybody looks at AS weirdly::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I think we have a new segment for TheSmartMarks now...

 

The Secret Adventures of Angelsault, CanadianChick, and AndrewisyourHero

 

If anyon has a better title, please come up with it.

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh, fuck it.

 

::shoots X-Pac::

 

There ya go.

[Guest Trivia247]

Oh, fuck it.

 

::shoots X-Pac::

 

There ya go.

Simple but effective.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'm picturing X-Pac now imitating the T-1000

 

Think of the scaryness of Waltman reforming in liquid metal.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: X-pac pops back up ::

 

"You can't kill me that easily :: crotch chops aplenty ::"

[Guest Anglesault]

He really is a cockroach.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

He really is a cockroach.

*Gives Anglesault a bottle of Raid*

 

Here, try this.

[Guest Trivia247]

:: X-pac pops back up ::

 

"You can't kill me that easily :: crotch chops aplenty ::"

don't forget him wagging his tongue for no apparent reason.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Oh, come on!

 

::Shoot X-Pac nine times and than buries him, in the literal sense of course::

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Hand comes out of the dirt, then motions toward it's crotch ::

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*Different Versions of Waltman dig through the ground*

 

HE'S MULTIPLYING!!!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Put the Raid on the dirt! DO it now!

[Guest Askewniverse]

Evil never dies...unless you destroy his stash.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

:: X-pac pops back up ::

 

"You can't kill me that easily :: crotch chops aplenty ::"

don't forget him wagging his tongue for no apparent reason.

I think the tongue wagging was his way of saying he wants to lick off everyone in the crowd.

 

Either gender.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Sudden realization that X-pac couldn't be buried in the first place, as we're still stuck in the room, not in a feild with dirt. This causes the universe to collapse on itself, and Anglesault is turned into a 3-headed yak. ::

[Guest CanadianChick]

Evil never dies...unless you destroy his stash.

Hmm

 

::gets RVD::

 

Smoke it all!

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: Sudden realization that X-pac couldn't be buried in the first place, as we're still stuck in the room, not in a feild with dirt. This causes the universe to collapse on itself, and Anglesault is turned into a 3-headed yak. ::

And yet, the 3 headed Yaksault complains that the right head isn't getting enough food as the left and centre heads::

[Guest Anglesault]

Hmm

 

::gets RVD::

 

Smoke it all!

 

How the hell did he get in if we can't get out?

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

How the hell did he get in if we can't get out?

I dunnno..you wrote him in...go look

[Guest Anglesault]

How the hell did he get in if we can't get out?

I dunnno..you wrote him in...go look

I wrote X-pac in