OAOAST IntenseZone - 7/21/03

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

We start the show with a gentle fade in...

 

(Jay is in the the parking lot, by himself, face covered by his trademark sunglasses and a hockey cap, a cameraman his only companion. He has both belts in his hand.)

 

JAY:

Puerto Rican Lightning, you accomplished your goal last week-you've burned your name into my brain forever. You crossed a line you weren't supposed to cross. This belt (holds up Puerto Rican title) has permanently blurred the line between fantasy and reality for you, hasn't it? This meaningless little trinket made you do something that would make Ted Bundy blush. It wasn't covered by WarZone rules, cops should be locking you up right now and sticking you with Nasty Nate in Sing Sing.

 

They aren't, because I called in a couple of favors with the police department, and they're letting me administer your punishment. You've eternally scarred my last emotional connection to humanity, and for that I will make sure you never feel joy and happiness again, this Sunday at License to Pin. This is no longer about belts; I don't care about winning and losing anymore. What you did to Lauren showed me that titles aren't everything, they aren't worth losing people you care for over. What this match this Sunday is about now, is CRIPPLING YOU. Slashing scars across your body, snapping your spine, caving in your skull, spilling your blood- the Harsh Reality, PRL, is that you are NOT walking out of License To Pin under your own power. You won't walk under your own power ever again after I'm through with you. You want this belt so goddam bad?

 

(Chucks the Puerto Rican title into a dumpster)

 

Go find it.

 

 

(Jay turns around, only to get WHACKED in the back from behind with a shovel...

 

 

 

 

 

BY ANDREW HYLAND!)

 

HYLAND:

You call yourself a champion? You haven't had the guts to grant ME a rematch, you skinny little prick. Tonight, I take back what's rightfully mine.

 

(Hyland stalks off, leaving Jay clutching his back in pain.)

 

and we cut to...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

BANG! BOOM! WHAM! KAPOW!

 

JR: GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO INTENSEZONE! I'm Jim Ross-

Jesse: And I'm Jesse "The Body" Ventura!

JR: -we're less than a week away from Licence To Pin! We just saw Jay Darring talking about his match with Puerto Rican Lightning!

Jesse: But first he has to get through Andrew Hyland. We've seen Jay duck this challenge week after week...and we'll see why tonight, when Andrew becomes a two time North American Champion.

JR: Jay Darring vs Andrew Hyland for the NA title is tonight...but Jay continues to work himself to the bone, defending AGAIN against Y2Jailbait in the main event! But now...

Jesse: Aw, no one cares about this...

JR: I care! And so should you! We're going over to the hospital where Mystery Eskimo has just woken up from experimental surgery to save his career!

Jesse: I hope that freak is crippled for life.

JR: You heartless...lets just cut! CUT!

 

We cut to a feed of Eskimo lying in a hospital bed. He is unmasked, but we only see a glimpse of the side of his head before a nurse hands him the blue and silver Eskimo mask. Dr. Nagana, the doctor who offered Eskimo this chance, stands at bedside.

 

Nagana: Ah, Mr...Eskimo. You're back with us.

Eskimo (groggily): How...how did it go?

Nagana: ....

Eskimo: Just tell me, dammit!

Nagana: It was...a complete success. You should be walking freely by the end of that day...running by next week.

Eskimo: Thank-

 

BANG!

 

The door to the room slams open. Jailbait appears, red with anger, carrying a baseball bat and BANG! BANG! smashing medical equipment across the room.

 

Jailbait: So you got some fancy cure? It don't matter, you bitch! You have to learn a lesson about respect! For me! For women!

 

Jailbait moves over and grabs the nurse by the hair.

 

Jailbait: Women like this!

 

Jailbait leers at the nurse before shoving her to the ground. Eskimo tries to leap up but Nagana restrains him.

 

Jailbait: Aww, Daddy here to protect you? It's ok, it's ok. I only have one more thing to say. You. Me. Licence To Pin. Street fight.

 

Eskimo: You got it...and by God I swear you'll regret the day you ever saw Mystery Eskimo.

 

Jailbait smirks, suddenly lunges forward with the bat...but then drops it, and strolls out casually.

 

COMMERCIALS

Edited July 21, 2003 by Mystery Eskimo

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

JR: Welcome back! We just saw another match for LTP confirmed- Street fight, Eskimo vs Jailbait.

Jesse: That Eskimo continues to astound me with his stupidity. Jailbait won't just win that match, he'll embarass Eskimo! It'll be a humiliation!

JR: You underestimate the fight in Eskimo! He's not been in the OAOAST all this time to be seen off by a punk like Jailbait!

Jesse: Meh, I don't care. What's next?

JR: Let's go to the ring for-

 

JR is, predictably, interrupted...

 

K-NESS is in the ring, mumbling "Must... Hurt... People" over and over again , he takes the microphone:

 

K-NESS: Alright Kyle, you put me out for two weeks with that vicious attack last week, unfortunately for you, this is going to to lead to you being crippled by me, and it's not going to happen in some lame backstage attack you GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH, I'm going to do it right in the middle of that ring in front of each and every single one of these fans, so come on out and we'll see who exactly is the better man.

 

...

 

 

COME ON, I'm waiting.

 

 

Set it off by POD hits as Crazy Spot Monkey makes his way to the ring, microphone in hand:

 

CSM: Um... dude, I don't want to piss you off even more but... Kyle's got a hangover, so um... he's not here tonight, better luck next time!

 

K-NESS: Oh well I'll just kill him next w... WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!

 

He jumps out of the ring and goes after CSM, throws him in the ring to the delight of the crowd, and starts pounding him, right hand!, forearm!, Irish whip!, WESTERN LARIATOOO!!!!!

 

JR: BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE, K-NESS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

 

K-NESS slaps on a a Dragon Sleeper and grabs the microphone:

 

K-NESS: Alright little bitch, you tell Kyle that I want his ass at the Pay Per View two weeks from now, GOT IT?.

 

"Gnnnnnnhhmefmfmfffff", Crazy Spot Monkey answers, incapable to breathe.

 

JR: It's on Jesse!, a battle between two of IZ's top pure wrestlers one week from now at License to Pin!

 

Jesse: Ah, wrestling and good ol' fashioned HATE~!, this is going to be brutal JR.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Coming back from the break...

 

Backstage, Orion enters the arena, carrying his bags (and the F13 Title.) He is stopped by Dames.

 

DAMES

Where the hell have you been? You're an OAOAST champion, and you've been gone for three weeks for no reason!

 

ORION

Lay off, Dames, I've got an excuse. I was injured during my match at the Great Angle Bash, where I herioically defended my prestigious F13 Title. Here's a note from my doctor to prove it

 

Orion hands Dames the note.

 

DAMES

*reading, in disbelief* Dr. Cecil Schwartz?

 

ORION

You've heard of him?

 

DAMES

Well yeah, but I'd hoped he'd never represent any IntenseZone superstars. You look pretty good for having had a -what's he say?- a "broken leg..."

 

ORION *shifting nervously*

Well, um....I...I have really quick recovery from injuries.

 

DAMES

Well I hope so, because tonight you'll have to put up your F13 Title against Reject, the #1 Contender.

 

*Orion tries to protest, but no sound comes out*

 

And the winner of that match will have to face Bizarro this Sunday at License to Pin! So, I hope that your doctor's got a light schedule- he'll have to work overtime after they're done with you!

 

Dames walks away, leaving Orion standing with his mouth agape, trying to protest but no sound coming out.

 

Jesse: Why does Dames have to walk around like some kinda big shot? He gets in EWR 4.0, he thinks he owns us all! It should be ME in EWR!

JR: Its Orion vs Reject, tonight, for the F13 title!

Jesse: You mean we have matches!

JR: You betcha!

Jesse: Good...I didnt want to have to get my tights out one last time.

JR: No one wanted that, Jess. We'll have that match very soon...but next...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Cutting back from Commercials, Stephen Joseph is in the ring, launching tirade upon tirade on the iZ crowd, sick of hearing the man speak his nonsense.

 

SJ:

 

This is my Anthem.

This is my time.

 

Three matches I have on License to Pin. Three matches indeed. Recall me one man who won three matches on one night at an OaOasT PPV. There's only one, and his name WAS Sandman, he WAS my friend, but YOU Jay Dorking, retired him.

 

His light cannot be extinguished. I will prevail and ride in his glorious trail as the second man to win all three matches this Sunday.

 

A title defense against Featured Adultery and Pot-Smoking Dream Machines? PLEASE!

 

A fight against Some Guy? Yeah, I said that right...Some Guy. An aWo Lackey...kinda like Vincent, but at least ole Vinnie had a few good moves. SG is a washed up has-been.

 

And then...then...AngleSault, that no-good worthless being whose senseless ravings started this place, this hellhole of torment from newbies who deserve nothing.

 

WHERE'S MY TITLE? WHERE'S MY RESPECT? WHEN AM I GOING TO GET WHAT I DESERVE? NEVER! they said.

 

Well FUCK THEM. FUCK this gimmick, FUCK even pretending that I was some religious wannabe. You know who I am?

 

I'm someone who wants their GOD DAMN CREDIT, thats what. And if I have to beat it out of everyone at LTP, then I will.

 

And after that's done, and I've won all my matches, I'll beat it out of someone else too. I'll beat it out OF EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS UNTIL I GET THE FUCKING RESPECT AND HONOR THAT I DESERVE.

 

AND IF I DON'T GET THAT, I'LL MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU CAN WRESTLE AGAIN!

 

And if you're not wrestling, there's no OAOAST, which means you fans are SCREWED.

 

Remember this you all.

 

Stephen Joseph DIDN't screw the OaOasT

 

THE OAOAST screwed Stephen Joseph

 

Payback's...more than a bitch.

 

It's a bastard.

 

PURITY THROUGH PAIN!

Edited July 22, 2003 by Big Poppa Popick

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

JR: Welcome back! That was...unique! It's now time for that F13 title match...while we were in the break, Reject made his return to the ring to a great reception, and we're ready for the arrival of Orion.

 

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JR: Orion?

 

 

 

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We cut from the ring.

 

As Orion walks through the curtain, Dames is waiting for him.

 

DAMES

Oh, you think you're funny, huh? You think that you can just walk out of any match I make? Well, I'm going to make a very special match for you at License to Pin. Now, you have to defend your belt against both Reject AND Bizarro Blurricane in a no-countout, no-DQ Triple Threat Match!

 

*The crowd pops.*

 

And what's more, if ANY OAOAST superstar interferes in that match, they will be suspended indefinitely! Try and fight your way out of that, Orion!

 

As Dames storms away Orion is again left standing, finger extended, at a loss for words.

 

Jesse: Damn that Dames! He did it again! Triple threat, that's just not fair!

JR: Orion refused to defend his title! He had it coming!

Jesse: Well, when Orion beats two men at LTP, it'll only prove what a great champion he is.

 

COMMERCIALS

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Jesse: At last! A match!

JR: Yes, its time for Jay Darring's first of TWO NA title defences! What a STUD!

Jesse: Easy there! There's no way Jay's walking out with the title tonight! Here we go!

 

RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP...

 

Wait a second, neither man is waiting! They're brawled through the entranceway into the arena!

 

JR: Andrew Hyland, after going AWOL since School's Out, is trying to finish some business with Jay Darring and take back his North American title!

 

Jesse: Jay was DUCKING him all that time, so Hyland took the opportunity to train and study the champ! I'm SURE he's found the way to beat him! That's why he's OUR HERO!

 

Hyland staggers Jay with a stiff forearm, and tosses him back in the ring. Hyland kicks Jay in the gut, tries for the Hero Driver early, Jay slips out- SAITO SUPLEX!

 

JR: Jay Darring, using his anger toward Puerto Rican Lightning to fuel him!

 

Jay quickly capitalizes, he grabs the downed Hyland in a waistlock- GERMAN SUPLEX, WITH A BRIDGE!

 

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KICKOUT!

 

Jesse: It'll take more than that to put away OUR HERO!

 

Jay is not letting up, he looks for the STIFF~! Superkick- DUCKED! Hyland quickly spins him around, another kick to the gut, has him up-BRAINBUSTER!

 

HE HANGS ON! He brings Jay back up, grabs a leg cradle, FISHERMAN'S BUSTER! COVER!

 

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KICKOUT!

 

Jesse: Jay Darring made a big mistake throwing out an open challenge on Aggression. Even if he gets past Hyland, he's got Jailbait later tonight!

 

JR: Never question this kid's heart Jesse!

 

Hyland posing for the crowd now. "IT'S OVER!" He gets Jay in a vertical suplex position again, trying for a Hero Driver....

 

AND JAY SLIPS OUT AGAIN! He grabs Hyland's head from behind....

 

AFTERTHOUGHT!

 

 

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JR: AND THAT'S WHY!

 

RA: Your winner of the match, and STILL OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING!

 

Jesse: Dammit! The moron survived again.

 

JR: Jay Darring survives the onslaught of a returning Andrew Hyland, but his title is in major jeopardy against the very dangerous Jailbait, later tonight in the main event!

 

COMMERCIALS

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

JR: You know, I've realised that the OAOAST is full of evil, warped, twisted bastards!

Jesse: That's why I work here! Speaking of twisted...

 

(The lights go out causing the crowd to buzz)

 

CUE: Blackened

 

(The crowd boos as a spotlight shines on the side of the stage where Bizarro Blurricane slowly rises from below. He stands with his head down and his arms folded. As the heavy part of the song kicks in he lifts his head and begins to walk to the ring. As he reaches ringside he yanks the mic away from the ring announcer and gives him a cold stare before climbing into the ring. The fans start a Blurricane chant.)

 

BIZARRO

Who?

 

(The crowd chants louder at Bizarro after his cocky response)

 

BIZARRO

I'm sorry, but my name is Bizarro Blurricane. There is no one here named just Blurricane! Maybe if you fools would pay attention you would know that! But I understand that you all have weak minds! Therefore I will make it simple for you. I am Bizarro Blurricane. I am the present and the future! Whether you like it or not I will be here for a very long time.

 

(The fans boo louder and throw trash into the ring while chanting, "You Suck")

 

BIZARRO

Yes...I have sucked you all in and you are hanging on every word I say! You may hate me, but you you can't ignore me! Now on to other matters. So I'm a contender for this F13 title? I don't know what this belt means nor the purpose of it, but this whole mess is Number 13's fault. If I want things to go smoothly during my time here then I must first clean up his mess. So I'll gladly take this opportunity to show my superiority to both Orion and Reject!

 

(The fans continue their "You Suck" chant as Bizarro just smiles. He even eggs them on. The chant changes to another "Blurricane" chant.)

 

BIZARRO

You want him?

 

(Crowd: "Yes!")

 

BIZARRO

Do not worry. Next week I will give everyone a good look at Number 13's new life! You will all see how pitiful he really is and sooner or later you will embrace me! Your envy will overtake you and you will cheer for me because I am everything you have ever wanted to be! You will live vicariously through me and I will be your Idol!

 

(The crowd boos louder than before)

 

BIZARRO

My name will be on the tip of everyone's tongue because you cannot ignore perfection!

 

(Bizarro drops the mic and throws his arms out to the side. The crowd throws trash at him as he walks back up the isle.)

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

JR: Welcome back once more! It's time for the main event! Just ten minutes ago, Jay Darring defeated Andrew Hyland in double quick time to retain the NA Title!

Jesse: But now he has to go AGAIN! MWAHAHAHA! Jailbait- new NA Champion. I like the sound of that.

JR: Jay got the win against Hyland quickly- he must have enough left in the tank for this one. Let's go to it.

 

::"How I Could Just Kill a Man" hits and Jailbait and Clarissa make their way out to the ring. The scars on Clarissa face are evident and Jailbait makes mention of them as he climbs into the ring. ::

 

JR: "Those scars on her face, thats just hedious, I'm not sure what to even say about them?"

Jesse: "Just say 'Dat damn Eskimo, he'll pay like a scalded dog' or something.."

JR: "I'm serious Jesse dammit!"

 

:: Jailbait climbs the top rope and waits for Shooter Jay. This may be Jailbaits only shot at gold in OaOast and he wants to make the most of it, but he's facing one of the best pure athletes in OaOast today. ::

 

:: The arena goes dark and "Cloud Connected" blares through the arena. Shooter Jay makes his way to the ring but Jailbait is not in the darkened ring when Shooter Jay climbs in. The ring lights up and Clarissa is standing in the ring calling Shooter Jay on. ::

 

Jesse: "She better get down before Eskimo finds out she's here and lays the smack down on her!"

JR: "Will you stop it Jesse!"

 

:: Clarissa charges at Shooter and he gives her a back body drop to the outside. With his and the Ref's back turned to Clarissa on the outside, Jailbait grabs a baseball bat and Shooter Jay turns right into a shot to the gut!!! Shooter goes down instantly and the ref didn't even see it. Shooter is in pain and Jailbait goes to work on the midsection of Jay. ::

 

JR: "That damn Jailbait is trying to cheat his way to the title and the ref doesn't even know what happened."

Jesse: "Jay's ribs have to be at least cracked after that shot, did you hear that?"

JR: "Yes, and it was a sickening thud to the gut of Jay."

 

:: Jailbait whips Jay into the corner hard and Jay crummbles to the ground. Jailbait lays repeated kicks into the stomach of Jay, but Jay fights back with chops to Jailbait! Jay gingerly sends Jailbait into the ropes but Jailbait launches a flying back elbow into the face of Jay to send him to the outside. Jay is dazed and Jailbait hits a suicide dive to the outside, further hurting the midsection of Jay.::

 

Jesse: "We'll the gameplan is simple JR. Jailbait is weakening the body of Shooter from all angles and Jay cannot keep up cause of the injuries to his ribs."

JR: "It is a good game plan, but the way he started it was dastardly."

 

:: Jailbait rolls Shooter into the ring and hits a climb-up kick to the back of Shooter's head and follows up with a elbow to the ribs. Jailbait climbs the top rope and taunts the fans, drawing chants of 'JAILBAIT SUCKS' from the crowd. Jailbait climbs the ropes and hits a FROG SPLASH onto the ribs of Jay. Shooter is screaming in pain from the work Jailbait has done to his ribs! Jailbait goes up top again and nails ANOTHER FROG SPLASH! ::

 

JR: "My god, that is so brutal, so vile of Jailbait to smile at the pain he's causing Jay here."

 

:: Jailbait calls for Clarissa to grab a chair. She throws it into the ring, but the ref demands he put it down. The tug of war the chair, but Jay has grabbed a chair himself. The ref finally pulls it away and turned his back to throw it away and Jay WHACKS JAILBAIT WITH A STIFF CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL!!! ::

 

Jesse: "What the hell is that? He has no business using that chair, what kind of champ is that JR? "

JR: "One who dishes out as much as he takes in and if Jailbait or anyone else don't like it they can go to hell, thats my story and I'm sticking to it!"

 

:: Jay looks at the crowd who is cheering out of control and Jay points to the top rope signaling that this one is over! Jay goes up top, but a now bloody Jailbait racks him as Jay was trying to balance himself. Jailbait hits a superplex and Jay is out! Jailbait goes for the cover! ::

 

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:: Kickout at the last second. Jailbait picks up Jay and hits a hurricanrana and hooks the legs! ::

 

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:: Jay kicks free. Jailbait quickly grabs Jay and sends him to the ropes, but Jay reverses and nails a STIFF~! Superkick! That knocked Jailbait silly and Jay goes for the delayed cover.::

 

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::Jailbait gets his shoulder up at the last second. Jay is in control now and hits a double arm DDT on Jailbait and goes up top. He flys and hits an elbow drop and goes for another cover. ::

 

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:: Clarissa pulls Jays legs out and he gets out to confront her. The Ref is out trying to seperate the two when "Too Cold" hits and the crowd goes nuts! Masked Mystery Eskimo's music is going, but there is no Eskimo! Where could he be?::

 

Jesse: "Is everyone going to try and hold Jailbait down or what. This domestic offender is gonna come out here and cost Jailbait this match just as he was going to finish Jay off!"

JR: "I don't see any Eskimo's running around here, so calm down Jesse."

 

:: Jailbait frantically paces around the ring and Jay takes the opportunity to grab Jailbait and hit THE FORESHADOW!! Jailbait is out and Jay goes for the cover! ::

 

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Kickout at two by Jailbait!

 

:: Jay sends a groggy Jailbait into the ropes and just nails Jailbait with stun gun. Jailbait is out on his feet and Jay sets him up for the Harsh Reality, but Jailbait nails him in the midsection! Jailbait hits the ropes and nails a leg Lariat. He then connects with a Lionsault and goes for the pin! ::

 

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:: Kickout! Jailbait goes for it again! but Jay reverses and sends Jailbait to the outside. Jailbait looks down the ramp to see if Eskimo is coming as his music is still playing! He turns around and gets hit with THE RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT! Both men are out! ::

 

JR: "The Heart of Jay is off the charts, how is he even fighting?"

Jesse: "I dunno, he's an idiot and doesn't know when to stop I guess."

 

:: Jay rolls Jailbait into the ring, but as he's trying to get into the ring, Clarissa hits him in the side with that baseball bat!! ::

 

JR: "Oh man, she's gonna get it!"

Jesse: "Hey, leave her alone JR, she's been through enough without some kick trying to beat her up again! Haven't you seen 'Enough' with J-Lo? Clarissa is just protecting herself."

JR: "What the hell are you talking about?"

 

:: Jay falls into the ring and Jailbait picks him up for a belly to belly suplex. Jay barley climbs to his feet and Jailbait hits the AFTERTHOUGHT ON JAY! He goes for the cover! ::

 

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New Champion!!!!!

 

 

NO! Kickout at 2 and 3/4!!

 

JR: "Damn, that was close, the crowd is into this one!"

 

:: Jailbait is in disbelief but puts Jay on the top rope and hits THE JAILBREAK! Jailbait, now thinking the match is over, taunts Jay. He goes up top one more time and attempts a splash. Jay moves! He hits the AFTERTHOUGHT! THE COVER! ::

 

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JAILBAIT GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!

 

:: Jailbait is out on his feet and Jay signals for the end. He runs at him, but Clarissa grabs his leg, the distraction leads to THE NO MAS! Jailbait slowly goes for the cover! ::

 

JR: "This is it, get up Jay!"

Jesse: "We got a new champ, can you feel it JR!!!"

 

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It's Over, Jailbait has won!!!

 

NO!! Kickout at the VERY last second!

 

:: Jailbait is crying on the ground in frustration! He goes to the outside to grab a chair. As he's getting into the ring, Eskimo walks onto the ramp! ::

 

Jesse: "What the hell is he doing here?"

JR: "If someone tried to end your career, you'd wanna get some back from them right?"

Jesse: "No, I'd stay as far away as I could!"

 

:: Jailbait turns to look at him in the ring, but Jay rolls him up!::

 

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3!!!! Jay retains the title!!

 

Jesse: "What the..."

JR: "Jay wins a hard fought battle herem but he paid the price! Jailbait sure put up a fight though."

 

:: Jay walks to the back and shakes Eskimo's hand. Eskimo then FLIPS OFF JAILBAIT and walks to the back. What will Jailbait do to avenge this??::

 

Winner: Shooter Jay @ 12:12 by roll-up.

 

JR: BAH GAWD! What a match! Jay did it AGAIN! Can ANYONE take the NA title away from him?

Jesse: One man- PRL. And Eskimo- he'll get what's coming to him, mark my words.

JR: It's been another wild show, and I didn't even get set on fire!

Jesse: Yet.

JR: For Jesse Ventura, I'm Jim Ross, we'll see you at Licence To Pin!