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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
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My first memory is my little brother pissing his pants. Lovely image, that.

 

I also remember my third birthday party. All I recall from that was riding around on my tricicle in my basement until I came up to my 8 year old cousin who was sitting on the steps, crying.

 

I punched him in the stomach.

Guest Eagan469
Posted
My Grandma dying when I was two...

I do remember my Grandmother calling me a little pussy cuz I cried when I saw a Alligator....

my grandmother called me, and I quote, a "faggy fairy"

 

It's because I was pissing her off and skipping around the room when I was like 8.

Guest Choken One
Posted
My Grandma dying when I was two...

I do remember my Grandmother calling me a little pussy cuz I cried when I saw a Alligator....

my grandmother called me, and I quote, a "faggy fairy"

 

It's because I was pissing her off and skipping around the room when I was like 8.

My GRANDMOTHER also called me a "Nigger" because I was dancing to a rap song...

 

 

My Grandmother was coventional.

Guest Ripper
Posted
My Grandma dying when I was two...

I do remember my Grandmother calling me a little pussy cuz I cried when I saw a Alligator....

my grandmother called me, and I quote, a "faggy fairy"

 

It's because I was pissing her off and skipping around the room when I was like 8.

My GRANDMOTHER also called me a "Nigger" because I was dancing to a rap song...

 

 

My Grandmother was coventional.

Stuff like this makes you appreciate non-mysoginistic, homo-phobic and racist Grandmas that much more.

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