Official things about wwf that piss you off thread

[Guest Anglesault]

I forgot to mention, now RVD wants out.

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

Amen Anglesault, we on da same team now!

 

F*ck defending Test, Y2J is more important!

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

Could you imagine if most of the roster did a Pro Wrestling Noah under the leadership of Flair or Heyman and left the McMs with losers like nWo and HHH?

 

Oh my days thats what they deserve.

[Guest Anglesault]

McMahon would kill himself.

[Guest Anglesault]

I was listening to Flair on The Law, and Flair basically had to hold himself back from commenting on the nWo. He was like "Uhm..I'm not in a position to comment on that..."

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

Who da f*ck cares about McM topping himself?

 

A breakoff fed could be excellent, provided that Vince took the entire nWo's lives with his own.

[Guest Anglesault]

You can't kill X-Pac. He's like a cockroach. Or one of those Peeps marshmallows.

[Guest]

So who says that the NWO hasn't managed to poison the WWF.???

[Guest Anglesault]

It's worse than that. It's some evil nWo/Clique hybrid.

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

Yeah, and all for two weeks worth of ratings, and from what i hear, the nWo stuff spiked it by all of .2 on the Neilsen.

[Guest muzanisa]

Man a Noah or Mutoh and the others leaving NJPW because they didn't like the way the companies going.

Let's see who's been reported or should be pissed off.

RVD

Angle

Jericho

Austin

Tajiri

Benoit

Kidman

Raven

Taz

The Hardys

Booker T

Hurricane

 

Leaving Rock, Hogan, Undertaker,HHH and the NWO with only the Rock willing to job in that group, look for Kane, Edge, Brock and others to be fed to the main guys get pissed and leave for the other group.

 

Never happen but it would be good.

[Guest Anglesault]

Why are the Hardyz pissed off? They're feuding with JERICHO!

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

I notice how no-one has asked the Hurricane to job to any big guys just yet - maybe they dont want him clocking HHH or Hogan for REAL.

[Guest gangsteruwa]

Here is something that I think will sum up my feelings:

 

I hate Sports Entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

They aint feuding with Jericho. Firstly, Y2J and Team Extreme are on different shows as of this week, and also, i think this was just an exercise to get Jericho some heat back (well, i hope anyway).

 

Remember Austin v Matt Hardy on Raw before Summerslam last year? Just a one-off match for a little bit of variety. I realise it seems weird when the WWF books matches with, yknow, a storyline when the match isnt involving HHH or any nWo members, but its gotta be seen as a good thing.

[Guest Anglesault]

I notice how no-one has asked the Hurricane to job to any big guys just yet - maybe they dont want him clocking HHH or Hogan for REAL.

Hurrican REALLY would be a superhero.

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

He already is to me - anyone who pastes Buff Bagwell in real life is a God.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I hate the fact that everything in the WWF is done like a high school textbook. I want spontanaiety (sic), I want to be surprised for once! Let RVd have an unexpected World Title win, let Booker get a surprise pin over Nash. But that's fantasy land. The Egos prevail over the interest of the fans.

 

I also want Austin to run roughshod over everyone, faces & heels. Beat the shit out of everyone. I want the "Fuck You" Austin. I don't want the "What" Austin.

 

I also want to see Tajiri stiff kick Hogan in the head a couple of times.

 

I want Stephanie to get really pregnant so there is a valid excuse to keep her off TV for 9 months.

 

I want Vince to have a heart attack, Shane have the gout, and Linda suddenly collapse into a coma so the book is handed over to Heyman & Flair.

 

I want Mick Foley to come back as Cactus Jack and kick HHH's fucking ass.

 

EDIT - I also want to see HHH relegated back into his Greenwich Snob role so he'll be stuck in a state of "NEVER EVER OVERNESS"

 

I want Drowning Pool shot for fucking up Motorhead's song.

 

I want a serious attempt at a Light Heavyweight Division so it becomes something other than "A Belt Defended Once Every 2 Months".

[Guest Anglesault]

Excuse me? Are you interrupting our "Down with the nWClique" thrad with On topic responses?

 

::Hits the Sodium Driver on Never Emortal. "Medal" hits as Nu Salt stands victorious.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I want Kurt Angle to win the WWF Title from HHH in a Buried Alive match, but HHH accidentally suffocates on the dirt, killing him, as Angle celebrates with Champagne. Jericho & RVD come out and then dance on Hunter's grave.

 

There, leave me alone...

[Guest Anglesault]

Excuse me, you're knocked out. And they will PISS on his grave.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Who's Never Emortal?

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

*runs and locks a dragon sleeper from behind on Anglesault, twisting it into the Originator (Roll the Dice with more elevation and release), before picking up the guy he sodium drove and blasting him with the Northern Lights Brainbuster while J.R screams and shouts about me turning on my good freind Anglesault*

 

LoL, only joking, just thought id show off my moves too

[Guest Nevermortal]

In that case

 

:::::Revives, comes up behind NLB and puts him in Reverse DDT position,  inverted suplexes him back but drops him into a Stone Cold Stunner. "God Called in Sick Today" by AFI hits and I run out of the arena through the crowd but not until a hooded figure stops me and says "NEXT TIME". I quickly hop into a speeding car, but not before picking up some Jujubes from the concession stand:::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Nu Salt and NLB hit the Sodium Intake (NA has a camel clutch, NLB vomes off the top rope with a dropkick to the face) on Nevermortal.::

[Guest Nevermortal]

I left the arena, must be that guy wearing the Nevermortal mask...

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

:: and then NS and NLB hit the Off With His Head on NeverMortal (NS holds him in a flapjack position over his shoulder near turnbuckle, NLB comes off the top with a famouser as NS finishes the flapjack) and run to HHH's house and assassinate him with our bare hands::

 

lol ok enough of this stuff, otherwise we'll be drafted for the Smark Wrestling Federation.

[Guest Anglesault]

That was fun. I like making up Salt related names.

[Guest Nevermortal]

:::The man in the Nevermortal mask removes it to reveal:::

 

[Guest Northern Lights Brainbuster]

Yeah, and you can tell your beaten opponents to "Take that with a pinch of salt".