I'm callin' you out, GameCop

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Time to bring back what NHB is all about: flaming.

 

Hey GameCop. Couple questions for you.

 

 

1. You shill illegal gaming software. Wouldn't a "game cop" be trying to PREVENT software pirating?

 

2. Your signature says "Don't undermine my intelligence you WITTY fool!" followed by noting that you've quoted yourself. YOURSELF. First of all, I think you mean to say "underestimate," as most people like to throw around the phrase "don't underestimate my intelligence." However, by warning us not to undermine your intelligence, you must be worried that we're going to subversively weaken your brainpower.

 

3. You throw around "WITTY fool" as if you're somehow a bastion of rapier-sharp wit. I've read your stuff, and Oscar Wilde you are not.

 

Respond, GameCop. I called you out.

[Guest Choken One]

Game On.

 

<----Buys Front Row Seat and Gets an Order of Cracker Jacks and A cold Beer.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

*Pulls up a seat comfortably away from Chosen, and realizes anything said will be no-sold*

 

*leaves*

[Guest JHawk]

::gets to his upper deck seat with his flat beer and stale nachos::

 

This edition of Flame Wars is being brought to you by Stacker 2 and Mobil.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

::Sitting in the rafters playing checkers with myself drinking rat blood waiting to preppel into the wrong with a baseball bat handy::

[Guest justsoyouknow]

:::...Goes to make a comment, realizes that no one cares, turns and leaves...:::

[Guest Vitamin X]

:shows up to show, realize it still hasn't started because GameCop probably couldn't handle responding with an intelligent answer, waits patiently..:

[Guest Choken One]

BOOO!

 

NO SHOW NO SHOW NO SHOW!

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

*Would watch, but doesn't like squash matches*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Tosses in lighttube to add to the slaughter::

[Guest TheGame2705]

*lapdances Choken*

 

I'll give you a show.

[Guest Choken One]

:::Slips a $50 in Game's Ass::

 

<-----uNziPs Pants.

 

CO: No One's looking.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Yes we're always on late.

 

*gives lapdance*

[Guest Nater]

Somebody PM Gamecop, let him know!

[Guest Choken One]

Why? I tell ya what he will say

 

Game: I Eat Monkey Farts. BITE me! I RULE.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Game On.

 

<----Buys Front Row Seat and Gets an Order of Cracker Jacks and A cold Beer.

*Joins Choken up front*

[Guest godthedog]

3. You throw around "WITTY fool" as if you're somehow a bastion of rapier-sharp wit. I've read your stuff, and Oscar Wilde you are not.

you may want to move out of the glass "off the hizzle generation" house before you throw your stinging stones of satire. voltaire you are not. nor are you snoop doggy dogg.

[Guest Eagan469]

*cough*pussy*cough*

 

:: chucks rock at Gamecop ::

 

COME ON MOTHERFUCKER

[Guest Eagan469]

and let me just say, this is the most blatant act of flame-baiting ever

[Guest wrestlingbs]

:pulls up a chair, realises Gamecop no-showed:

 

Hey, bait-and-switch! Bait-and-switch!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

::Comes out to buy time and distract the audience by impersonating Gamecop by using a machine that reminds him to breathe. Promptly throws the machine and hits Choken One in the face. Choken One is invited backstage to meet all of the NHB Superstars and be tricked into signing a waiver.::

[Guest DrTom]

That may be the weakest call-out in the history of people calling one another out in the flaming forums of internet messageboards. If I were Gamecop, I'd be ashamed to show my face in... well, in general, but specifically in this sorry thread.

[Guest godthedog]

and now dr tom calls out czech republic.

 

this better get interesting.

[Guest Choken One]

:::Choken One Limps back to his Seat as A few people appluad:::

 

:::Choken One Tips his Bearcat Hat:::

[Guest razazteca]

BORING BORING BORING

[Guest godthedog]

i've noticed a disturbing trend of posters going out of their way a LOT of the time to say what a bad thread "_______" is or has become. we always did it before, but i don't think it was ever this bad.

[Guest mach7]

Ooooh, calling someone out on an internet message board... the very definition of "nerd-tacular."

 

Methinks Czech needs: A] A life, B] A girlfriend, & C] To get laid...

[Guest AM The Kid]

*Stands outside waiting for autographs, when nowone shows up he goes inside and takes a nap in a comfy seat in section C56*

[Guest Eagan469]

That may be the weakest call-out in the history of people calling one another out in the flaming forums of internet messageboards. If I were Gamecop, I'd be ashamed to show my face in... well, in general, but specifically in this sorry thread.

Nobody asked you, now SIT THE FUCK DOWN! SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN!

 

:: throws popcorn ::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

This thread is to flaming, as Dr. Tom is to film review.