SWF Storm Predictions

[Guest kelloggs]

Opening Promo

 

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

 

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

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Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

~ Go question mark man!

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

~ Hmm.....Strike now, Stryke!

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

~ Frost Is Party!

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

~ An Aussie.

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

~ Hmm. If Kibzors shows, him. If not, Beezel.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

~ Ejiro suffers a CRUEL FATE~ Go Muzz!

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

~ Go go WC! You can win~!

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

~ I'll back the Superior Thothage team.

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

~ Ooooo...so much talent. *flips cone* Turner Empire~!

[Guest Crowe]

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

~ The Judge.

 

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

~ A tough one, but I think LDP will take this one. I do hope the two continue their feud though.

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

~ If JD writes, I believe he will take this match, mainly due to him being such a badass and all. Frost though is a reliable and consistent, he is also looking for another strong win leading into his feud with Flesher, so... I pick him.

 

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

~ Janus sucks, so obviously, it's gonna be me.

 

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

~ Atlas. Heh.

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

~ Jeez. Ejiro is great and I really enjoyed his match on Smarkdown, but Muzz is a former world champion and is obviously looking to bounce back after his loss, so I choose my fellow South Australian.

 

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

~ WILDCHILD!

 

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

~ Superior Thothage, just for... reasons.

 

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

~ Any team with Strangler is a winning team.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

-Obviously the front man for the Mysterians has cloned himself. How can Judge defeat two people? He's going to cry 96 Tears.

Winner: ??

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

-This could build into a decent rivarly and I think both men are vastly underrated. A solid match either way, but I'm feeling Stryke more here. Also, the heel winning here leads to a greater blow off later.

WINNER: STRYKE

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

-Some decent history with the characters here to play off of. Drazon should be pissed off with how the last match ended and losing to Flesher last week. This should be a tight match. Don't look for anything special from me, I am the Lance Storm of the SWF.

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

-I'm not feeling the best of five, seems uneeded. Maybe if I read more of the promos indepth. Janus has to win here to start it off.

WINNER: JANUS

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-Both men are very good when on, but have been very sporadic of late. This seems like something to fuel the Beezel/Atlas feud and from that Kibs should go over by means of the crooked ref, or it becomes a no contest.

WINNER: KIBAGAMI

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

-Ejiro could really use a solid singles win over a man so many hold in high regard to solidfy himself. A loss here would be really hard to take and degenerate the US Title more than it already has become during the lackluster Craven swaps with every fool under the son. YOU MUST WIN FASAKI!

WINNER: EJIRO FASAKI

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

-Intriguing matchup. Both men seem like they're spinning their wheels a little and I would like to see more storylines and feuds from them. I don't like having two basic hardcore matches on the same show, should have mixed it up a bit. I think Va'aiga can deal with Wildchild's character better than vice versa.

WINNER: VA'AIGA

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

-Meh, I have no desire to see this one go down. I think CIA is the only one who can easily absorb a loss right now. While Thoth and Flesher do hate each other, Flesher's issue is with me, not him; it's almost like the bookers wants to cram in a secondary feud with Thoth. Thoth and Flesher as writers can beat CIA and Mak, but they do lack the experience of writing together. I'll call it a push and save my sanity

PUSH

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

-I don't know, this match isn't lighting a fire under my ass either. I like both teams, but I don't see them meshing well. I say the whole locker room runs out for a giant clusterfuck ending.

WINNER: MASS FUCKERY

[Guest kelloggs]

These picks are Franchisable, as always...

 

Opening Promo

 

Well hopefully this time, Strangler has the opening promo and uses it to set up his World title reign, and feud... although it could be something else...

 

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

 

Not sure due to lack of knowledge

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

 

LDP seems to be in a little funk as of late, going against some tough opponents. I look at this match and the one thing that screams a Stryke win is that the face never goes over in the first singles match. Maybe a DQ win for LDP, but thats not always the best way to go, so I say they come up with an interesting finish. Either way, Stryke probably wins (not clean) to set up there PPV match.

 

Winner: Stryke

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

 

Frost more than likely, will be able to write and JD might not. If JD writes this will be another in a multitude of close battles between the two, most of which JD has won. That makes him a perfect target for Frost because, I think he needs this win, to help his feud with Flesher.

 

Winner: Frost

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

 

Janus might win this, because one of the things about having a best of five series, is that the face needs to be way down and out, before making the comeback... to get to the fifth match... but Crowe's best enviroment is hardcore, so a win here would be proper booking too. I'm not sure, but I don't want to write push so...

 

Winner: Crowe

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

Your Special Guest Referee: Sean Atlas

 

Not sure. Depends on who shows, and who wants to win. But an intriguing match up that sets the tone for Beezel and Atlas at the PPV.

 

Winner: Push

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Well, it completely depends on Muzz writing a rushed match or not, because Ejiro always brings the quality. I'm betting on, not rushed, since he said he was going to use his time better in chat

 

Winner: Andrew Blackwell

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

 

Wildchild has been due for a title. I say he gets it here... although Va'aiga's, turn up and kick ass style might be better suited for this match, WC will pull it out somehow, someway.

 

Winner: Wildchild

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

 

ME #1! Wacky tag partners that hate each other, verses, the semi-established number one contenders' to the tag titles. This match has clusterfuck written all over it. Meh, it depends... CIA and I had a little trouble with Tornado tags in the past, but we beat the current and a former World champ, last match. That's a great confidence booster, which will definitely turn this into a close contest, hopefully.

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

 

ME #2! The solid tweener stable, verses, the World champs'. This match will be all about establishing TBS and TNT, even if they don't actually win the contest. I think Danny and Dace's natural skills at making there opponents look like threats' works here. Also, Dace and Danny probably gel better, but the Turner Empire could use the win and that will probably make them write harder...

 

Drew Kelking it

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Judge William Hearford v. ??

-?

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

-Stryke

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

-Frost. Dammit, dude don't ever call yourself Lance Storm, he's one of the most boring wrestlers in history, which you are most certanitly not.

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

-Janus always seems to be motivated.

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-KIB-A-GAMI!

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

-Sacred

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

-Va'aiga. Wildchild's streak ends here!

 

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

-This should be interesting, though I don't really think a clusterfuck suits these guys(Thoth and CIA maybe), but they still have the talent to pull it off.

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

-Does anyone really think that I would be involved in a Dusty finish?

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

-Intriguing matchup. Both men seem like they're spinning their wheels a little and I would like to see more storylines and feuds from them. I don't like having two basic hardcore matches on the same show, should have mixed it up a bit. I think Va'aiga can deal with Wildchild's character better than vice versa.

WINNER: VA'AIGA

My memory may be failing me, but isn't that what you said about Dace, too?

 

 

W "da hoss killer" C

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I say that about every one of your matches. It's my stock answer. I have a program that does these predictions for me.

[Guest Goodear]

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ?

 

Judge is just such a completely solid writer that you oretty much have to set him as a proverbial test for everyone on the roster from the top on down. And if one assumes that the mystery person hasn't been around for a while and that they'll be a might bit rusty, Judgers should be able to pull it thorugh... if he wants to.

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

 

Hurm... I'm going to have to go with Pete here since he's pretty much due for a counter punch at this point after Stryke bailing on him in the tag match. Neither guy is unbeatable though.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

 

Jay seems to be on a bit of a downturn and probably needs an outlandish brawl to get the juices flowing again. But while Frost is pretty good and letting you throw lumber and meshes with Jay Dawg's style, Frost is starting to roll again after getting into the Flesher feud.

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

 

Janus is up by one, so Crowe should tie it up here.

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

I'll pick Atlas to DQ Beezel for pulling the hair... between Kibs' legs.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Nothing like as bunch of people picking against you to make you pissy and ready to rock. I'm a bit worried about working with Sacred's offense since it doesn't seem quite so set, bnut I think I can work the storyline of the match around that and I have a good finish already thought up that plays with our not-with-each-other history. Plus (if I do say so myself), I seem to do a decent job of making belts worth stuff again (thanks to Judge of course).

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

 

I'm going to go with Wildchild since it works out better that way for our angle... not that Va'aiga isn't groovy and I must say I'm quite happy that I can now spell his name without looking it up anymore. Go me.

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

 

Your tag team contenders via storyline. Man, we need a four team elmination match with International Incident, The Turner Empire, VD, and Justice and Rule like... YESTERDAY.

 

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

 

I'm hoping for The Turners to go over here so that we keep them as a tag league staple. But Danny and Dace have awesome chemistry and could so totally win this thing.

[Guest Goodear]

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

-Intriguing matchup. Both men seem like they're spinning their wheels a little and I would like to see more storylines and feuds from them. I don't like having two basic hardcore matches on the same show, should have mixed it up a bit. I think Va'aiga can deal with Wildchild's character better than vice versa.

WINNER: VA'AIGA

My memory may be failing me, but isn't that what you said about Dace, too?

 

 

W "da hoss killer" C

Oh and Wildchild does have an angle going... its like all about temptation and Sacramento Kings jerseys.

[Guest Insanityman]

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

~I have two ideas on ??... but I'll still go with Judge.

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

~No clue, flip a coin and keep the coin.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

~Frost.

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

~Crowe.

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

~Kibs.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

~UUuuhhhh, shit, flip a coin.

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

~Wildchild.

 

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

~Bum bum bum... I'll go with Tom Flesher and Thoth.

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

~Turner Empire.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

-> ??

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

-> Eh, i haven't written a match since i won the ICTV title, and that may not be changing here. LDP to win.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

-> Frost

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

-> Janus

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-> Nathaniel Kibagami

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

-> Ejiro Fasaki

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

-> Va'aiga

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

-> International Incident

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

-> Turner Empire

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ok Wildchild...this is your last warning about your little...

 

W "..." C

 

 

stuff. I stole that fair and square from Stubby, and any attempts to steal it from me will result in "the killing of you...by us"....err....me.

 

Da "is very serious about this" H

 

PS - who can tell me what Simpson reference I quoted?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

"The killing of you by us," is said to Mayor Quimby by Fat Tony in the episode where Homer is working as Quimby's bodyguard. It's the one with Mark Hamill in it.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

::golf clap::

 

Well done Mr. Frost...well done.

 

Here is your free "Dear God, we are huge geeks" Baby T.

 

"Ohhhh...Fat Tony."

 

"Whaaaat?"

 

LOL! What a good episode.

 

Da "threat to Wildchild still stands" H

[Guest The Superstar]

Opening Promo

 

~TBS bores everyone to death.

 

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

 

~?? is obviously Craven, since he isn't booked on this show, and he obviously wins.

 

WITH THE ATOMIC FOREARM SMASH!!!

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

 

~Stryke by cheating. Purpose: Continue Feud. GO EWR~

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

 

~Frost is party.

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

 

~Janus to go against what he's used to and DOMINATE~ (omg!) Crow.

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

~Double DQ for whatever godawful reason.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

~E-J-I-R-O!! is my!! new favorite writer!! But how can I predict against Muzz?! Argh, no prediction (because I suck)

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

 

~Wild Child! Wild Child! Give the Bahamians something to live for!

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

 

~Tom and Thoth because that must be the GREATEST TEAM EVA~!

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

 

~I mark for TNT (like Ian!) but TBS absolutely bores me to death. Trinity to take it after Strangler is knocked out by THE ELBOW~! at the beginning of the match because he sucks.

[Guest Dace59]

Opening Promo

 

Singles Match

Judge William Hearford v. ??

 

?? man.

 

Singles Match

Longdogger Pete v. Stryke

 

Styke

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Jay Dawg

 

Frost

 

Hardcore Match

Crowe v Janus

 

Crow

 

Special Referee Singles Match

Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

Kibagami

 

Non-Title Singles Match

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Ejiro

 

Hardcore Title Match

Va'aiga v. Wildchild

 

Va'aiga

 

AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

 

Tornado Tag Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis)

 

International Incident

 

Tag Match

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT)

 

No comment.

[Guest Goodear]

You mean the Mafia only did me a favor so they could get one in return?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

That's what Homer said to Fat Tony in the episode where Marge tried to own a francise selling pretzels and Homer had to get the mob to keep her from going out of business. I believe the name of the episode is "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson". The rest of Homer's line is, "I bid you good day sir." At which point, Fat Tony exits the bathroom through a door that leads to outside (cause all bathrooms have that), when he realizes that he's been had.

 

Da "didn't we do this once before?" H

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Ok Wildchild...this is your last warning about your little...

 

W "..." C

 

What do you mean, "last" warning? When did I get a first warning?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I'm sorry...maybe I should have been more clear...

 

 

FIRST AND LAST WARNING!

 

Da "loud 'n' clear" H

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

:: sniffs indignantly ::

 

As long as I got two warnings...

[Guest HVilleThugg]

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

I'm sorry, but I was amused by that statement...maybe it's the gallons of caffine in my system...or the lack of ass I've been getting lately...but that was damn funny.

 

Da "attributes his lack of ass to his newly returned interest in these boards" H