There are no plans to give Gowen

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

*is still waiting for the Malcom Jamal Warner cameo.........or maybe a Mario Lopez cameo*

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

NO MJW, he's nothing but trouble.

 

Mario Lopez can be the high school gym teacher "Mr. Smith" - who has it in for Zach because he has to make special arrangements in regards to sport teams to accomodate Zachs handicapt.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

My plan for making Gowen fun to watch is simple. In fact, two words describe it:

 

BOSSMAN FEUD.

 

Think about it.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Mario Lopez can be the high school gym teacher "Mr. Smith" - who has it in for Zach because he has to make special arrangements in regards to sport teams to accomodate Zachs handicapt.

This is starting to sound like a Saved By The Bell spin-off.

[Guest Goose749]

Bossman wields nightstick, Gowen retaliates with prosthetic...

 

I like it. I wonder what kind of weapon a prosthetic leg would be. Would it shatter on impact, or would it leave a big bloody dent in the opponent's head?

With the way they're pushing Gowen, I'm betting on big bloody dent.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Well, when Nash got hit with a prosthetic leg, he was just knocked out.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Yeah but he hit him with the boot. They should go all baseball bat with the end of it.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

My plan for making Gowen fun to watch is simple. In fact, two words describe it:

 

BOSSMAN FEUD.

 

Think about it.

"You're a dirty little bastard Zach Gowen, and your momma said so!"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I could see Zack winning a tag title if some vet like Taker took him under his wing.

[Guest Goose749]

or, say, Mr. America? (thank god that's over.)

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know, I kinda feel weird.

 

I...actually like Zack Gowen.

 

Keep in mind, I saw him BEFORE they brought him into WWE...when he was Tenacious Z still. I saw him wrestle Road Dogg (well, BG James now) on NWA-TNA...and I liked what he could do. Plus, I've always hated Road Dogg, since his debut cost a wrestler I liked a match when he was the Roadie for Jeff Jarrett.

 

So, I still like Zack. Problem is...they brought him in wrong. If they brought him in properly, there may not have been as much hate for him as there is now.

 

Oh, and I still want to see a Spanky/Gowen tag team for some odd reason.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

There MAY not have been the hate had the WWE brought him in differently?

 

Zach "Living Inspiration" Gowen could have debuted as a Nazi and would be been loved more.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*return from commercial*

 

Zach: Whah, Whah, Whaddoyamean?

 

Alex: Jill, sis, c'mon, I've got things to do with my time, I've got pottery class and tae kwan do and skydiving and, things other than following a bunch of teenagers around at the movies!

 

Zach: This is just, just, just ridiculous! I'm a grown b- I'm a grown MAN mom, and I don't need a babysitter, and neither does Allison.

 

Jill: Well you're still my lil boy and if Alex doesn't go with you then you're not going mister man.

 

Zach: Awww MOM!

 

Alex: Awww MOM!

 

Alex/Zach: This is TOTALLY unfair!

 

*crowd laughs*

 

*screen "flips" to show Zach and Allison sitting at the movies with Alex behind them with a big bag of popcorn in front of him*

 

Allison: I heard some really good things about this movie.

 

Zach *nervously* Yeah, I heard that it's a real... thrill-ride. I, I, I really uh, I have to go to the bathroom now...

 

*Zach hobbles up and motions to Alex to come with him*

 

*Outside the theatre*

 

Alex: What? What's wrong.

 

Zach: I, I, I just got really nervous in there Uncle Alex, I, I didn't know going to the movies was so...big... you know?

 

Alex: Ah, young love blossoming, my lil Zach is becoming a man...

 

*crowd laughs*

 

*Zach punches Alex in the arm*

 

Zach: I'm serious here. Allison Banting is head cheerleader and if I blow this it could be the death of my social life!

 

Alex: Hmm, I see... Don't worry kid, play it coooool, just listen to me.

 

*Alex is shown talking to Zach from afar*

 

*two of the ushers are talking to eachother*

 

Usher #1: Hey, did you see that kid over there?

 

Usher #2: The one that walks funny?

 

Usher #1: Yeah, that kid only has one leg!

 

Usher #2: Oh MAN, that's hilarious! We gotta pull some pranks on him!

 

*Zach and Alex walk back to the theatre and walk past the 2 Ushers as the Ushers look on scheming.*

 

*Zach hobbles to his seat*

 

Zach: Hey.

 

Allison: Hey.

 

Zach: Did I miss anything?

 

Allison: No, just a car commercial.

 

Zach: I hate those things, movies should be for movies, ya know?

 

Allison: I know, it's really annoying.

 

Zach: Yeah.

 

*awkward silence*

 

*Zach looks back at Alex*

 

*Alex points to his shirt*

 

Zach: Oh, you look really nice tonight, is that a Tommy Girl shirt?

 

Allison: Yeah, I got it for christmas.

 

Zach: Yeah, it's really nice, I don't think I've ever seen you wear it before.

 

Allison: Well, I wear it on special occasions.

 

Zach: Heh, I never knew going to the movies was that special.

 

Allison: Well...

 

Zach: That's not to say that I'm not glad that you think that it's special, I'm, I'm, Honoured...

 

Allison: Why thank you Zach.

 

*Zach looks back, Alex gives him the thumbs up*

 

*the movie begins*

 

*The opening scene scares Allison and she grabs on to Zachs arm. Zach has a surprised look on his face. The rest of the scenes will be with the audio from the movie only*

 

*Screen "flips", Alex gets scared and throws popcorn up in the air*

 

*crowd laughs*

 

*Screen "flips", Zach looks back at Alex for advice, Alex pretends to yawn and puts his arm around someone, that someone turns out to be a large biker, biker looks angry at first then smiles, Alex gulps*

 

*crowd laughs*

 

*Zach thinks for a second, then puts his arm around Allison*

 

*Ushers are looking on*

 

*Commerical*

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I am on the edge of my seat.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*back from commercial*

 

*movie is over and Zach and Allison get up, Alex stays in his seat*

 

Allison: Boy, was that a great movie or what?

 

Zach: Yeah, I especially liked the part where the Giant Killer Spaceworm swallowed the whole car and the people were still inside and were able to drive out through it's stomach!

 

Allison: That was sooooo cool!

 

Zach: Yeah, I had a lot of fun.

 

Allison: Me too.

 

*Zach and Allison move past the ushers, one of whom sticks out his foot and trips Zach*

 

*Zach falls to the ground and acts like he's been shot*

 

*crowd gasps*

 

Allison: ZACH! ZACH! Are you ok!

 

Zach: Wuh? Huh? Ow, yeah, I'm ok.

 

Usher #1: OH MAN! DID YOU SEE HOW THAT CRIPPLE FELL! THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!

 

Usher #2: Hey peg-leg, did you have a nice -TRIP- HAHHAHA

 

Usher #1: I hear it's particularly nice in the -FALL!- HAHAHHA

 

*both continue to laugh*

 

*Alex sees this and gets up from his seat*

 

*A crowd begins to form around the fallen Zach, Allison, and the two ushers*

 

*Alex rushes over, breaks through the crowd, to help Zach up. Allison helps as well.*

 

Alex: HEY MAN! That's not cool! What did he ever do to you? You PUNKS!

 

Zach: I'm ok, it's cool, it was an accident, right?

 

Usher #1: Yeah, yeah, an accident...

 

Usher #2: Yeah.

 

Zach: See, they didn't really mean it, lets just go home now...

 

Allison: But Zach, that was no accident, it was obvious that they tripped out.

 

Zach: Allison, if Attack of the Killer Spaceworms taught me anything, it's knowing when to fight and when to walk away.

 

*Zach, Allison, and Alex turn and walk away*

 

Usher #1: You call THAT walkin?

 

*both laugh*

 

*Zach stops, bites lip, sniffs*

 

Alex: It's ok Zach, let's just go home. Forget those punks.

 

Allison: They're just jerks Zachs, yeah, lets go home... we'll have some icecream or something.

 

*Zach turns to face the two ushers*

 

Zach: You two think you're so funny, don't you? You think this *points to his leg* is a joke, right? THIS *takes off leg* IS NO JOKE! THIS IS ME! THIS IS MY LIFE! YOU CAN TRIP ME ALL YOU WANT, YOU CAN KICK ME DOWN, BUT IN THE END I KEEP ON GETTING BACK UP AND YOU, OR A BURNING BUILDING, OR ANYTHING ELSE CAN'T STOP ME! I'm a human being, I have emotions, I laugh, I cry, I bleed, I *looks to Allison* love... And if you two can't see that, well I feel sorry for you... Missing a leg is one thing, but at least I still have my heart...

 

*Zach turns around and leaves with Allison*

 

*Alex stays behind*

 

Alex: That guy, that guy right there... if you had a tenth of the heart he has... ah forget about it, you're both pathetic...

 

Usher #2: uh pathetic? at least we're not... Prosthetic! yeah, heh heh.

 

Usher #1: Yeah, heh heh.

 

*Alex shakes his head and turns around to leave*

 

*silence from all those surrounding, just a bunch of dirty looks*

 

*everyone begins to turn around and follows Alex*

 

*Zach is shown outside sitting on a bench with Allison putting his leg back on*

 

Zach: I'm real sorry about that Allison, the night was going so well until those two jerks ruined it.

 

Allison: Oh, I don't think it was so bad. That was kinda cool how you stood up to them...

 

Zach: Really?

 

Allison: Yeah, you were a lot like Zane, from the movie, you stood up to them...

 

Zach: Yeah... I guess I did...

 

*Alex and dozens of others come out from the theatre*

 

Zach: What's going on here?

 

Alex: Well, I heard something about going to eat some Ice Cream, when do we leave?

 

Zach: We?

 

Alex: Well, we're human too ya know? And humans get hungry.

 

*Zach smiles a big goofy smile*

 

Alex: LET'S GO!

 

*the dozens cheer*

 

*crowd cheers*

 

*2 ushers are shown looking out at all the happy people, sad looks on their face, hands against the glass*

 

Usher #1: I wish I could get some Ice Cream.

 

Usher #2: Yeah.

 

*overhead helicopter shot of Alex's car leaving the parking lot, with other cars following*

 

Allison: So who's going to be paying???

 

Alex: OOOOOOH MAANNNNN!!!

 

*Allison and Zach laugh*

 

*Executive Produce Credits*

 

*fade to black*

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

*claps*

 

That was so...sweet, man. *sheds a tear*

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Yeah, that's how all the eps. end. With Zach, or Mr. Dalton, or Alex, or Jillian, or any one of Zachs friends (or new found friends) giving a big speech to some ignorant fool (ushers, evil gym teacher Mr. Smith, corrupt mayor, etc.) and them learning something new about the world... and themselves.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

*Zach is shown outside sitting on a bench with Allison putting his leg back on*

That's the greatest sentence my eyes and brain have ever comprehended.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

That would've been better if Bossman was somehow involved.

[Guest CanadianChick]

That's better than half the shows on TV today...hell, it's better than every single show on UPN.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

There are shows on UPN?

[Guest the pinjockey]

Not yet there aren't. But soon my friend.

 

:Eagerly awaits The Mullets:

[Guest Askewniverse]

There are shows on UPN?

If there are, no one's watching them.

[Guest CanadianChick]

What? You guys don't know such classic shows as the Parkers and Girlfriends. Geez, where have you guys been?

[Guest Askewniverse]

Which one is which again?

Edited July 26, 2003 by Askewniverse

[Guest Mattdotcom]

The Parkers= Fat People.

 

Girlfriends= Skinny People.

 

I'm not trying to offend anyone, but that's the way it it. You can preface either of those TV Guide-worthy descriptions with something like "annoying" or "stupid" I bet.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

This thread has it's own special place waiting for it in the Classic Thread Forum.

 

Bravo, Rudo. Have a trophy.

[Guest Askewniverse]

This thread has it's own special place waiting for it in the Classic Thread Forum.

 

Bravo, Rudo. Have a trophy.

Here's the trophy, RRR (it's not much, but it's the thought that counts):

 

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*Get's choked up*

 

[gump]It's the most beautiful thing that I've ever seen.[/gump]

 

... And it was by pimp-masta Sperry, YEAH~!

[Guest Askewniverse]

Yeah, that's how all the eps. end. With Zach, or Mr. Dalton, or Alex, or Jillian, or any one of Zachs friends (or new found friends) giving a big speech to some ignorant fool (ushers, evil gym teacher Mr. Smith, corrupt mayor, etc.) and them learning something new about the world... and themselves.

So, what did Zach learn from his match with Vince at Vengeance?