Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 26, 2003 John Mayer, "Your Body is a Wonderland" This song makes me want to lobotomize myself with my own dick. It's the sappiest, weakest, sissiest, most castrated puddle of carnival vomit that has ever seeped from a magnet and a paper cone in a box. If I could hit John Mayer in the face with a brick, I would gladly confess my crime and do the sentence. He's the male Jewel, only ripping off Dave Matthews, which is just about the gheyest thing a person can do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 26, 2003 Yeah, that song just screams three things to me: "No Balls", "Insincere", and "Trying To Get Laid" Although the chick in the video is incredibly, incredibly hot. Does anyone know her name, or if she's been in anything else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 27, 2003 Not only does that song reek of Sap...The fucker is FUGLY as fuck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted July 27, 2003 50's "In the Club" video is just a ripoff of D.O.C's "the formula" video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Doyo Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Johnny Cash will probably win nothing at all or everything that he is nominated for. In 1989, Neil Young won best video for one that MTV had banned and a lot of people were like "who is that old guy?". They lifted the ban on the video eventually, but hardly played it; and this was when they played a lot of videos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Who the FUCK cares who wins what or not? They are the MTV VMAs. Nothing more than that. The award itself is worthless (the show AND the actual award). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted July 28, 2003 The show is not worthless, Brittney Spears did a great strip tease one year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Joel Benoit Report post Posted July 28, 2003 The MTV VMAs are about who's popular and not about who's talented. With that said, Johny Cash realistically has a slim chance of winning Best Video. It wil come down to either Eminem or 50 Cent. If Eminem wins, I'm fine with it because I liked "Lose Yourself". But if 50 Suck wins, I am going to throw up. "In Da Club" was one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I'm baffled as to how In Da Club got nominated for Best Video. Regardless of your feelings for the song, which I personally dislike, you must admit that the video is completely forgetable in every way. I'm really not much of a 50 Cent fan, but the P.I.M.P. remix with Snoop Dogg is fucking great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 28, 2003 This has got to be the shittiest year of the VMA's yet. I remember in 1994 when even if you weren't a huge fan of the artists, it was at least fun to watch. Shit, every category is filled with the same fucking people. They should just go all the way with the VMAs and name them the "ClearChannel thanks for the millions" awards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2003 If MTV decides to give Cash the award, I will forgive them for the fact that their lineup completely sucks, and I'll partially forgive them for the cancellation of Clone High. That being said, I predict 50 Cent or Eminem will win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prototype450 Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Predictions Video Of The Year Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Hurt is one of the few covers songs that i can say is better than the original. Best Male Video Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Best Female Video Avril Lavigne, "I'm With You" Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Christina Aguilera, "Dirrty" Jennifer Lopez, "I'm Glad" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Anyone besides Avril or J'ho... Best New Artist In A Video Sean Paul, "Get Busy" How can 50 cent be considered a best new artist when he's been around for like 10 years?! Oh yea forgot if you don't have a video you must be new... Breakthrough Video Queens of the Stone Age, "No One Knows" Best Group Video The White Stripes, "Seven Nation Army" But knowing MTV Good Charlotte will win. Best Rap Video 2 Pac f/ Nas, "Thugz Mansion" 50 Cent, "In Da Club" Eminem, "Lose Yourself" Ludacris f/ Mystikal, "Move B***h" Nas, "I Can" Hey Nas is one here twice, nevermind. I don't care who wins here. Best R&B Video Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Best Hip-Hop Video Busta Rhymes f/ Mariah Carey, "I Know What You Want" Jay-Z f/ Beyonce, "'03 Bonnie & Clyde" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Nelly, "Hot in Herre" Snoop Dogg f/ Pharrell & Uncle Charlie Wilson, "Beautiful" Why the fuck is hot in herre on this list?! Isn't that a year too late?! Nevermind...I'm goin with Snoop. Best Dance Video Mya, "Your Love Is Like...Wo" Sean Paul, "Get Busy" It's a toss up for me cuz for some reason I really, really, really like Mya's video for all the wrong reasons... Best Rock Video Linkin Park, "Somewhere I Belong" Best Pop Video Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" No Doubt, "Underneath It All" Toss up... Best Video From A Film Eminem, "Lose Yourself" ("8 Mile") Best Direction In A Video Johnny Cash (Director: Mark Romanek), "Hurt" Best Choreography In A Video Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Mya, "Your Love Is Like...Wo" Another toss up, for all the wrong reasons.... Best Special Effects In A Video Queens of the Stone Age, "Go With the Flow" How the hell did they make this video? It's a awesome song with great visual effects, I hope it wins. Best Art Direction In A Video Queens of the Stone Age, "Go With the Flow" coolest visuals i've ever seen in a video in awhile. Best Editing In A Video Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Kenna, "Freetime" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Radiohead, "There There" The White Stripes, "Seven Nation Army" i don't understand what they mean by editing. Best Cinematography In A Video Johnny Cash, "Hurt" MTV2 Award The Roots f/ Cody Chesnutt, "The Seed 2.0" Viewer's Choice 50 Cent, "In Da Club" Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Eminem, "Lose Yourself" Good Charlotte, "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent" i don't care as long as it's not kelly clarkson, 50 cent, or good charlotte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Sean Paul should at least win a couple of video awards, he has the best video backup dancers right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Who gives a shit if Cash wins. It is an MTV award for christs sake. MTV was better when they knew what they were good for, now they act like they are so legit and that they are the highest judges of what is good music in today's industry. Even if Cash wins it is just a middle finger to everyone to say, "look we are hip, we gave an award to Johnny Cash" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Ahem. MTV with their VJ's always saying shit like "If you're not on TRL you're nothing" crap. Ian Robinson is just as bad. His sarcasm is funny at times but he's a fuckin' poser too. Suck the cocks of all the "underground" bands but once they blow up he rips on them. He's the typical indy, punk, metal, hardcore, whatever fan. Anyway, who do you think will perform this year? It's been the year of pop punk so MTV will make sure to build them up as the greatest live rock bands that ever lived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Hillary Duff vs Lindsay Lohan in a battle of Disney Chick bands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Hurt by Johnny Cash was easily the best video of the year. I just find great amount of funny in the fact that MTV nominated this video...and it's probably never even been played on the station. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted July 30, 2003 "Lose Yourself" was a friggin MOVIE CLIP VIDEO, just like any other video made with a movie soundtrack in mind! What the hell! Argh, there were just SUCH better videos this year... and I don't even mean by better bands or anything, there were simply better ones as far as actual video quality. "Star Guitar" was ROBBED last year, and "Come Into My World" was totally forgotten this year too. Anyone who's seen that knows it's better than any of the Best Video nominees (outside of the Cash video, I've yet to see it). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Oh man, you NEED to see that video Kotz. I don't go around calling video's great very often (or hardly ever outside of like...Welcome to the Jungle some 16 years ago) but this video (and I stress VIDEO since it is a VIDEO award) was GREAT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JasonX 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2003 Wow. What a pile of shit. And where the hell is RHCP "Can't Stop"? And Weezer's "Keep Fishin'"? I mean...Muppets! They passed up a chance for a live performance of Weezer WITH MUPPETS! That probably wouldn't have happened, what with the band being on yet another hiatus do to Patrick Wilson and Brian Bell launching their respective side-projects this year.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 30, 2003 As long as that means that over rated Pretentious pool of shit stays off the screen it's all good. WEEZER just might be worse then GOOD CHARLOTTE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted August 6, 2003 This doesn't help the show any.... 50 Cent is now confirmed as a performer for the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. Other performers include Good Charlotte, Coldplay, and Christina Aguilera. Chris Rock will be hosting the show which will take place on August 28th from New York City's Radio City Music Hall. Credit: MTV/411mania The funny thing is, Christina Aguilera will blow all 3 of them off stage. (Not that way, perverts) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted August 6, 2003 Ahem. MTV with their VJ's always saying shit like "If you're not on TRL you're nothing" crap. Ian Robinson is just as bad. His sarcasm is funny at times but he's a fuckin' poser too. Suck the cocks of all the "underground" bands but once they blow up he rips on them. He's the typical indy, punk, metal, hardcore, whatever fan. I've got no issues with Ian. He's one of the few people that MTV has employed who's ass I wouldn't want to have kicked. ( I wouldn't do it myself, I wouldn't want to be bothered with the efforts of pummeling them). Plus he got the Misfits tat on his arm at the tattoo parlor right down the road from my place in Cambridge, MA. That gets points in my book. Are there any specific bands that he went from supporting to ripping? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted August 6, 2003 I predict Ja Rule and 50 Cent encounter each other backstage, talk a lot of shit, and end up not laying a hand on one another. Pussies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted August 6, 2003 The funny thing is, Christina Aguilera will blow all 3 of them off stage. (Not that way, perverts) Actually, yes THAT WAY, but that is behind the stage AFTER her performance. Aguilera has officially ousted Mariah Carrey as the new blowjob queen of R&B music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 Here are my predictions for the show. I will write who I want to win and who MTV will pick to win: Video Of The Year 50 Cent, "In Da Club" Eminem, "Lose Yourself" Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Who I want to win: Johnny Cash. Who will most likely win: 50 Suck or Eminem but 50 more likely. Best Male Video 50 Cent, "In Da Club" Eminem, "Lose Yourself" John Mayer, "Your Body is a Wonderland" Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" Who I want to win: Johnny Cash. Who will most likely win: 50 Suck or Eminem but Eminem more likely. Best Female Video Avril Lavigne, "I'm With You" Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Christina Aguilera, "Dirrty" Jennifer Lopez, "I'm Glad" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Who I want to win: Avril (of course). Who will most likely win: Beyonce. The video for "Dirrty" didn't get much airplay that I know of. And "Crazy In Love" has gotten MASSIVE rotation on MTV. The Beyonce solo push continues. Best New Artist In A Video 50 Cent, "In Da Club" All-American Rejects, "Swing, Swing" Evanescence f/ Paul McCoy, "Bring Me to Life" Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent" Sean Paul, "Get Busy" Simple Plan, "Addicted" Who I want to win: ANYONE BUT 50 SUCK. Who will most likely win: 50 Suck. It's a no-brainer sadly. Breakthrough Video Coldplay, "The Scientist" Floetry, "Floetic" Kenna, "Freetime" Queens of the Stone Age, "No One Knows" Sum 41, "The Hell Song" Who I want to win: Sum 41 (The video is pretty cool). Who will most likely win: Sum 41 or maybe even Coldplay. Best Group Video B2K f/ P. Diddy, "Bump, Bump, Bump" Coldplay, "The Scientist" Good Charlotte, "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" The Donnas, "Take It Off" The White Stripes, "Seven Nation Army" Who I want to win: I don't like any of the bands nominated but I'll chose White Stripes because I like "Seven Nation Army." Who will most likely win: Good Charlotte. Best Rap Video 2 Pac f/ Nas, "Thugz Mansion" 50 Cent, "In Da Club" Eminem, "Lose Yourself" Ludacris f/ Mystikal, "Move B***h" Nas, "I Can" Who I want to win: Eminem. Who will most likely win: Eminem or 50 Suck. Anything with those two in the catergories will end up being a no-contest for the rest of the artists. Best R&B Video Aaliyah, "Miss You" Ashanti, "Rock Wit U (Awww Baby)" Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Nelly f/ Kelly Rowland, "Dilemma" R. Kelly, "Ignition Remix" Who I want to win: Beyonce (I love the video for "Crazy In Love") Who will most likely win: Beyonce. Again, the solo push. Best Hip-Hop Video Busta Rhymes f/ Mariah Carey, "I Know What You Want" Jay-Z f/ Beyonce, "'03 Bonnie & Clyde" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Nelly, "Hot in Herre" Snoop Dogg f/ Pharrell & Uncle Charlie Wilson, "Beautiful" Who I want to win: Jay-Z f/ Beyonce. Who will most likely win: It's a tossup between Jay-Z f/ Beyonce and Nelly's "Hot In Herre". Best Dance Video Christina Aguilera, "Dirrty" Jennifer Lopez, "I'm Glad" Justin Timberlake, "Rock Your Body" Mya, "Your Love Is Like...Wo" Sean Paul, "Get Busy" Who I want to win: Mya (I love the video for "Your Love Is Like...Wo". Who will most likely win: Justin Timberlake or Sean Paul. J.Lo BETTER not win! Best Rock Video Evanescence f/ Paul McCoy, "Bring Me to Life" Good Charlotte, "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" Linkin Park, "Somewhere I Belong" Metallica, "St. Anger" The White Stripes, "Seven Nation Army" Who I want to win: Evanesence or Linkin Park. Who will most likely win: Good Charlotte or Linkin Park. Best Pop Video Avril Lavigne, "Sk8er Boi" Christina Aguilera, "Dirrty" Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent" No Doubt, "Underneath It All" Who I want to win: Avril (duh. I HATE "sk8er Boi" but I want her to win SOMETHING so that I could see her on the show since she ain't performing this year.) Who will most likely win: It's a tossup. "Sk8er Boi" was played heavily on MTV. It's either "Sk8er Boi", "Cry Me A River", or "Miss Independant". Best Video From A Film Britney Spears f/ Pharrell of N.E.R.D., "Boys (Co-Ed Remix)" ("Austin Powers in Goldmember") Eminem, "Lose Yourself" ("8 Mile") JC Chasez, "Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)" ("Drumline") Madonna, "Die Another Day" ("Die Another Day") Who I want to win: Eminem. Who will most likely win: Eminem (No contest). Best Direction In A Video Coldplay (Director: Jamie Thraves), "The Scientist" Johnny Cash (Director: Mark Romanek), "Hurt" Justin Timberlake (Director: Francis Lawrence), "Cry Me a River" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott (Director: Dave Meyers/Missy Elliott), "Work It" Sum 41 (Director: Marc Klasfeld), "The Hell Song" Who I want to win: Johnny Cash. Who will most likely win: Coldplay or Missy Elliot. Best Choreography In A Video Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Christina Aguilera, "Dirrty" Jennifer Lopez, "I'm Glad" Justin Timberlake, "Rock Your Body" Mya, "Your Love Is Like...Wo" Who I want to win: Mya or Beyonce. Who will most likely win: Mya, Beyonce, or J.Lo. Best Special Effects In A Video Floetry, "Floetic" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Queens of the Stone Age, "Go With the Flow" Radiohead, "There There" The White Stripes, "Seven Nation Army" Who I want to win: Missy Elliot. Who will most likely win: Either The White Stripes, Missy Elliot or Radiohead. Best Art Direction In A Video Jennifer Lopez, "I'm Glad" Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Queens of the Stone Age, "Go With the Flow" Radiohead, "There There" Who I want to win: Johnny Cash. Who will most likely win: Johnny Cash (this award ain't shown on TV so they may give him this award just so he can have one.) Best Editing In A Video Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Kenna, "Freetime" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" Radiohead, "There There" The White Stripes, "Seven Nation Army" Who I want to win: Johnny Cash. Who will most likely win: Missy Elliot or Radiohead or maybe, MAYBE Johnny Cash. Best Cinematography In A Video Johnny Cash, "Hurt" Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, "Work It" No Doubt, "Underneath It All" Radiohead, "There There" Who I want to win: Johnny Cash. Who will most likely win: Missy Elliot or Johnny Cash (just to give him SOMETHING.) MTV2 Award AFI, "Girl's Not Grey" Common f/ Mary J. Blige, "Come Close" Interpol, "PDA" Queens of the Stone Age, "No One Knows" The Roots f/ Cody Chesnutt, "The Seed 2.0" Who I want to win: The Roots. Who will most likely win: AFI. Viewer's Choice 50 Cent, "In Da Club" Beyonce f/ Jay-Z, "Crazy in Love" Eminem, "Lose Yourself" Good Charlotte, "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent Who I want to win: Eminem. Who will most likely win: Eminem or 50 Suck. Weak list of nominees this year. The same three videos were nominated for three seperate catergories! Kind of disappointing considering this is the 20th Annual MTV Video Music Awards so I expect some pizazz for the show. And 50 Suck performing isn't making things better. I guess I'll flip between this and SmackDown! and catch the rest on one of the 1,000 repeats of the show they show during the weekend. On the bright side, Chris Rock is hosting. He is the best VMA host ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 Best Pop Video Avril Lavigne, "Sk8er Boi" Christina Aguilera, "Dirrty" Justin Timberlake, "Cry Me a River" Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent" No Doubt, "Underneath It All" Who I want to win: Avril (duh. I HATE "sk8er Boi" but I want her to win SOMETHING so that I could see her on the show since she ain't performing this year.) Who will most likely win: It's a tossup. "Sk8er Boi" was played heavily on MTV. It's either "Sk8er Boi", "Cry Me A River", or "Miss Independant". You know what would make this show worth watching? Seeing Avril win this pop award and throw a hissy fit on stage because she was called pop and not punk or rock. Avril trying to prove her "cred" = ratings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Bad to worst.... Mary J. Blige has been added to the group of performers for the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. She joins 50 Cent, Good Charlotte, Coldplay and Christina Aguilera as performers. Here is an updated list of presenters for the show: Nelly, Avril Lavigne, DMX, Jimmy Fallon, Pamela Anderson, Pharrell, Drew Barrymore, Ben Stiller, Dave Navarro, Jason Biggs, Lil Jon, Duran Duran, P. Diddy, Ashanti, Kelly Clarkson, Redman, Evanescence, Hilary Duff, Ludacris, Tony Hawk, Bam Margera, David Spade, Snoop Dogg, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, and LeBron James. The show will be hosted by Chris Rock and air on MTV at 8PM ET August 28th. Credit: MTV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2003 Any good rock acts? Period? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 19, 2003 They usally add one "rock" act to combat the 30 hip hop/rap acts... I guess...Good Charlotte is this year's Representive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
