What are the most quotable movies?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Sgt. Hartman: "God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see."

 

Sgt. Hartman: "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

[Guest slabinskia]

sgt:whats your name

snowball:sir.private lawrence sir

sgt:lawrence what ? of arabia? i don't like the name lawrence.only faggots and sailors are named lawrence.from now on your name is pvt snowball.do you like that name ?

snowball:sir yes sir

sgt:well ill tell you what you won't like.they dont serv fried chicken and watermellon here.

 

sgt:how tall are you snowball

snowball:sir 5 foot 9 sir

sgt:5 foot 9 i didn't know they stacked shit that high.

[Guest crandamaniac]

How can we go 3 pages without mentioning Airplane?

 

"Surely you can't be serious"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

 

"I picked a good day to quit sniffing glue"

 

"I believe we got to get these people to a hospital"

"A HOSPITAL? What is it?"

"It's a building with lots of patients, but that's not important"

 

"Nervous?"

"Yes"

"First time?"

"No I've been nervous lots of times"

[Tully316 0]

Smokey and the Bandit

 

"That's what happens everytime one of those women start poontangin around with those showboat fags!"

 

"Thank ya nice lady! (shakes head and mutters) "nice ass"

 

 

Stripes

 

"Lighten up Francis!"

 

and who could forget my most favorite quoted movie.....

 

Tombstone!!!!!!

 

 

 

Ringo - "You must be Doc Holliday..you retired too?"

Doc - "Not me...I'm in my prime"

 

Doc - "I'm your huckleberry"

Ringo - "all right lunger, let's do this"

Doc - "say when"

 

Doc - (tapping gun in holster) "Why Ed Bailey, are we cross? Cause you know, if I thought you weren't my friend....I just don't think I could bear it"

 

Morgan - "Yeah I'm suffering...from a hangover"

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Now it's time for Cannonball Run quotes:

 

Motorcycle goes crashing through the bar

"What the hell was that?"

"Oh, that must have been the entry of the national safety council."

 

"If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly."

 

"Hey, where are the hookers?"

"What?"

"The hookers, man, where are the hookers?"

 

"Hold on to your lunch pail, this could get a little weird."

 

"God is our co-pilot?"

"Yeah."

"Remember our car?"

"Yeah."

"Two seats?"

"Yeah."

"Where's he gonna' sit? slaps Fenderbaum Where?"

 

"I'm going to take these Rosary bleeds and shove them up your nose."

"These bleeds? These fucking bleeds right here?"

 

"He called you small. Small, S-M-all."

 

"We could get a black TransAM? Nah, that's been done."

 

"You know what your problem is mother? You're too Jewish."

 

Seen on a banner in Missouri: "Re-elect Sean 'Kill a Commie' O'Scanlan. Guns, guts and God keep us safe from the hippie."

 

And what should be said before every fight: "I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore."