Jump to content
TSM Forums
Sign in to follow this  
Guest Eagan469

so Prime IM's me

Recommended Posts

Guest Eagan469
Lkdg32: hey

Eagan469: who's this

Lkdg32: You should know

Eagan469: tell me in 5 seconds or you're blocked

Lkdg32: you there?

Eagan469: 4

Eagan469: 3

Eagan469: 2

Lkdg32: ok, come down, i'll tell you

Eagan469: now

Lkdg32: But you'll probably block me anyway

Lkdg32: I'm prime

Lkdg32: yep, 28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline

Lkdg32: now will you counter with a lame ignore/insults or will you try to dispute prime

Lkdg32: or will you accept it

Eagan469: what if you die before 28, then what is your prime

Lkdg32: There are exceptions to prime that I have mentioned, major injuries, a major disease, drugs, not trying, being very sick

Lkdg32: That is another exception

Lkdg32: Another one of the extreme exceptions

Eagan469: what is the point of this conversation

Lkdg32: that most people do not fall under

Eagan469: your theory - I know

Lkdg32: The point of this is for you to acknowledge it

Lkdg32: not my theory, the prime concept

Lkdg32: that is proven by statistics

Eagan469: why

Eagan469: what statistics

Lkdg32: Many statistics, like look up any sports players stats that don't fall under on of those extreme exceptions, they clearly peak from 28-32

Eagan469: Mark McGuire was in his late-30's when he had his record homerun season

Lkdg32: He was bigger than ever then

Lkdg32: He falls under one of the exceptions I listed, drugs

Eagan469: what about Zsa-Zsa Gabor

Lkdg32: i have no idea who that is, who is he/she?

Eagan469: her and Eva were in their 30's when they became stars

Eagan469: Eva was the star of "Green Acres"

Lkdg32: let me find a source on that person

Lkdg32: hang on, it will just take a minute or two

Eagan469: Eva defies your theory

Lkdg32: i don't know that yet, i am checking

Eagan469: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Gabor,+Eva

Eagan469: Green Acres was her career peak

Eagan469: she was 36

Lkdg32: It doesn't say what she was doing from 28-32, she could just be another DDP

Lkdg32: Someone who started late

Eagan469: ?

Lkdg32: DDP started wrestling at 35

Lkdg32: if he started wrestling at 25, his wrestling prime would have been 28-32, but since he started wrestling at 35, it couldn't have been then because he didn't wrestle then

Eagan469: WTF are you talking about

Lkdg32: The actress = DDP, both started late

Lkdg32: Both started 33+

Lkdg32: Instead of the usual before prime

Eagan469: quit walking around facts

Eagan469: you're wrong

Eagan469: admit it

Lkdg32: I don't know, it doesn't say what she was doing before then, I need more sources

Lkdg32: And I am looking

Eagan469: you have no life, do you?

Lkdg32: That is lame, what does that have to do with the argument?

Lkdg32: How does that prove the prime concept untrue?

Lkdg32: "OMG shut up loser!", will that be your reply?

Lkdg32: If so, that still doesn't prove the prime concept wrong

Eagan469: you are now blocked - have fun being retarded with everyone else

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest King of Kingdoms
He is a very very good arguer, that he is...

 

But that's the only decent area of his intelligence, as he is very easy to put in an unfavorable situation and be planned against.

 

And seeing as how long he's been running with this gag, he must have taken forever to think up his little prime theory and greatly lacks in creativity.

i think he verbaly bitchslaps allof u :huh:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25

I'm being IMed by Prime right at this very moment.

 

I feel like this is a rite of passage for me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic

Somebody, I forgot which one of us, said "28-32 is prime 33+ you decline, do you acknowledge this?" is really fucking scary, and they're right.

 

I think we should make a movie about Prime Guy, sorta like Swimfan, with IM stalking.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25

I think that was Mattdotcom, Czech.

 

Anyway, this convo with Prime is getting really weird. We've moved well past the concept of prime to his theories about dreams, whether a human would be attracted to a dolphin if they grew up in a controlled environment, and now why art does not give us sexual arousal and why things which give us sexual arousal don't give us artistic arousal.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25

You know, like when music or a movie or a good wrestling match essentially give you a hard-on, but without the actual hard-on. Like how many people can have faux-orgasms from music.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

Artistic arousal is just semantics. I get sexual and artistic arousal from the same thing all the time. Semantics is pretty close to semen.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Choken One
You know, like when music or a movie or a good wrestling match essentially give you a hard-on, but without the actual hard-on. Like how many people can have faux-orgasms from music.

Like a Beautiful Caputo song?

 

 

Oh I love that feeling.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom
I think that was Mattdotcom, Czech.

Twas me, Czech. Twas me all along.

 

And Prime won't answer me. I NEED ANSWERS. Is prime life or is life prime? Somebody ask him this. I'm waiting for the mothership, Prime!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus

At some point, I SO want to talk to this guy. I'm a pretty decent debator, especially in typed form (Dissections of DOOM~!), and I can shred pretty much everything he wrote there.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom
I think we should make a movie about Prime Guy, sorta like Swimfan, with IM stalking.

I'm writing a short, science fiction story about an alien civilization abducting men at the age of 28 to do their labor and then killing them when they hit 32. Its called "Prime" or "Logan's Run This Ain't".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest notJames
Artistic arousal is just semantics. I get sexual and artistic arousal from the same thing all the time. Semantics is pretty close to semen.

"Sementics"?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×