Huge funaki news!

[Guest X-Factor Corperation]

I don'tknow if anyone here cares about Funaki, but on Metal they said he's going to be on SMackdown, so I guess he's drafted. He also won th match.

 

I would supose that this means that since Smackdown! has 31 superstars Flair will counter Vince's might with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Guest raptor]

Funaki for Stone Cold seems fair...right?

You know what would be funny? If Vince got so mad at the tradeoff, he made Funaki run around as "A Tad Chilly" Funaki!

He could then proceed to throw up after downing copious amounts of Sake every show.

[Guest Kinetic]

Hmm...so Vince gets Funaki and Flair gets Austin.  Seems like a fair enough deal.

 

By the way, there are three instances in which the title "huge funaki news" should ever be used.  If he won the world title, if he was dead, or if he was fucking someone important.  Other than that, no Funaki news is huge news.

[Guest X-Factor Corperation]

Funaki for Stone Cold seems fair...right?

You know what would be funny? If Vince got so mad at the tradeoff, he made Funaki run around as "A Tad Chilly" Funaki!

He could then proceed to throw up after downing copious amounts of Sake every show.

Heh Yeah. He can be like to corprete Stone Cold and do Vince's bidding.

 

Of course, when they remember about Funaki, and he wins a match, isn't that huge news?

[Guest Kinetic]

Of course, when they remember about Funaki, and he wins a match, isn't that huge news?

I stand corrected.  He probably had to remind people in the front office that he was, in fact, still employed.  And that he wasn't TAKA Michinoku.

[Guest RetroRob215]

I don't think the WWF counts Funaki as one whole SuperStar.

[Guest]

Of course, when they remember about Funaki, and he wins a match, isn't that huge news?

I stand corrected.  He probably had to remind people in the front office that he was, in fact, still employed.  And that he wasn't TAKA Michinoku.

Poor Funaki. He even had to share his character slot with Taka in the WWF No Mercy game for the N64.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Poor Funaki. He even had to share his character slot with Taka in the WWF No Mercy game for the N64.

I remember that, poor Funaki indeed... sure, it was a stupid parody that has been done to death and is probably racist, but I actually kinda liked Kaientai and their "dubbed" gimmick.  Too bad Funaki is nothing without Taka though... he wouldn't even get his own character slot.  Without Taka, he'd probably be Crash Holly's 4th costume  ???

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Do you know what this means?  Funaki will be in the cruiserweight division!

[Guest Odyssey Wing]

one question though: whats funaki's finisher?

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Diamond Dust

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Funaki's real finisher is the job.

[Guest thebear]

Who uses the fisherman's buster

[Guest X-Factor Corperation]

Who uses the fisherman's buster

I think that's Perry Saturn's or Taka Mictunoko.

[Guest]

In my No Mercy I edited the Taka/Funaki slot so that Funaki goes first and Taka goes second.   Funaki rules indeed!

[Guest art_vandelay]

Jazz does the Fisherman's Buster.

 

Funaki's finisher is laying down.

[Guest]

Funaki's finisher is whatever commercial comes on after his match on Jakked.