Guest Korrosive Report post Posted July 28, 2003 One day at the age of 10, Bradshaw was walking down the street and seen a dog. Bradshaw was a very nice young boy and was very friendly. The dog was going wuff wuff so Bradshaw walked up to the Germand Sheppard and said..."HI MISTER DOGGY, LET ME PET YOU". Bradshaw goes right up to the dog but the dog wants no part of Bradshaw and proceeds to maul him to the ground. Bradshaw is rolling on the ground screaming like a referee in a locker room who just got threatened with rape. After about 10 minutes of agony and being bitten from head to toe...the dog left. Bradshaw was in really rough shape. His ass was bleeding..his body was bleeding. From that day forward, Bradshaw was extremely terrified of dogs. He was more scared than the average viewer during a Big Show match. But Bradshaw had a plan to overcome his fear. A plan that would hurt wrestling viewers across North America To be continued. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Was it a French Poodle? That'd explain his last few columns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted July 28, 2003 ?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Never in my life have I seen a more intelligent post here in the WWE folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Deviant Report post Posted July 28, 2003 The number of posts that gets responses of "I can't believe you wasted your time writing that" these days is starting to get insanely huge... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Never in my life have I seen a more intelligent post here in the WWE folder. If you were refering to my ?! post, then all I can say was that after reading the initial post I was at a loss for any actual words to say and I still am... Actually, I feel bad for the dog.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Never in my life have I seen a more intelligent post here in the WWE folder. If you were refering to my ?! post, then all I can say was that after reading the initial post I was at a loss for any actual words to say and I still am... Actually, I feel bad for the dog.. I was refering to the original topic, not your post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ndzen Report post Posted July 28, 2003 the story of bradshaw part 1.5 Bradshaw would pretend to be stan hansen but with only 1% of stan's actual talent!!! (dun dun duhn!!!) After that, he would dye his hair a stoopit shade of blonde. to be continued Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted July 28, 2003 OMG WTF!?! Joking aside, this is truly a... different direction for weirdness in this folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I think everyone here is dumber for having read that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
