Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 After last night's amusing and somewhat entertaining APA Invitational Brawl... Only One person really came out looking GREAT and No that wasn't Bradshaw or Brother Love. It Was Sean O Haire. It starts with him just sitting at the bar grinning like crazy and he slowly pulls up and he stalks the bar... THEN WHAM! Rips the coat off and rubs his hands and laughs and goes all Bruce Lee on everyone and showing his charisma...He hops on the Bar and breaks out the cue sticks and is all "C'mon fuckers" and wops them to pieces...and the people at the bar were cheering for it...and then he just disappeared. The whole thing had that fight scene from The Crow vibe working with SOH jumpkicking every one in sight and rolling over the bar... Spanky was also a highlight for that segment. .... Yes...Just another thread to spread the greatness of Sean O Haire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Yeah, O'Haire was pretty good in the brawl, best thing he's done since coming to the WWE(that and getting his ass kicked by the WWF guys during the Invasion angle). Spanky was very funny dancing on the bar, wearing a suit(which was also funny for some reason) and bowing his head in prayer during Brother Loves part. I'd have preferred if Funaki had won thought. Just have Funaki sitting at the bar getting drunk, completely oblvious to whats going on around him, have everyone laid out but at the end Funaki is still drinking and is declared the winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted July 28, 2003 So in otherwords... "He looked real purdy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest God Junior Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Funaki was the only remotely amusing thing in that 'match'. PUSH THE GUY DAMMIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Spanky and Funaki are the team of the future. It's a total throw-back to the Funak and Crash day where Spanky is the goof and Funaki is the straight man. Funaki has good facial expressions as does Spanky, and it could work real well w/ vignettes and shit. Their name? FUN-spank. OR FU-spanky. ...The jury is still out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I honestly thought that the bar room brawl was funny and very entertaining. Although I thought it was kind of a cheap way to put over Bradshaw though. It would have been better had someone else won. ***Bradshaw sucks*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I'm sick of this Funaki Love. He is only funny once in a blue moon...He's short and Japanese and he speaks broken english (kayfabe wise)...what's so fucking funny about that. Although Yes...I'd perfered he win by just sitting there the whole time oblivious there was even a fucking brawl... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I honestly thought that the bar room brawl was funny and very entertaining. Although I thought it was kind of a cheap way to put over Bradshaw though. It would have been better had someone else won. ***Bradshaw sucks*** I just hope this doesn't become his "GIMMICK" match ala Jeff and his Ladder or Taker and his HIAC/CASKET... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted July 28, 2003 They've pushed Funaki twice. Once with "indeed" and Once with "Numbah 1 announcah"... BOTH got over with the crowd only to have it pulled. Oh, and he can actually WRESTLE, unlike the shmuck that's the subject of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted July 28, 2003 The APA brawl was total and utter shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Funaki will always be, "smackdown numba one announce-ah!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted July 28, 2003 SOH was one of the only things I liked in the brawl. He was one of the few guys in it that actually did something worth noticing. With the piece of shit that the entire thing was, would it really have killed them to let someone else go over. They could have even done it in a way to put the APA over. Let them pound the shit out of each other then fall together leaving Funaki as the only one left. Speaking of which, why was Bradshaw the winner when Simmons was still left standing also? That was one I didn't get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Brooklyn Brawler actually didn't look that bad either. Lombardi should get a raise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garth 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Simmons had already been drilled and on the floor but got up and helped Bradshaw win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Damn, I think I want to see the APA thing for comedic value. Anyone have a link of some sort for a video of it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Good! C.C will LOVE the SOH spots... My only problem with SOH? Purple Tights... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted July 28, 2003 It's good to know that your problem doesn't lie with SOH's sub-par ability in the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I haven't gotten the tape from my uncle yet, but it sounds like Choken has given the world more of a reason to follow our example of O'Haire fandom. Hopefully he came off as a badass for a reason and not to job to Bradshaw on Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Oh he was a bad ass indeed... Think of Brandon Lee in "The Crow" only with Cue Sticks instead of Guns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Oh he was a bad ass indeed... Think of Brandon Lee in "The Crow" only with Cue Sticks instead of Guns. ::marks out:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Damn, I think I want to see the APA thing for comedic value It wasn't comedic. It was shit and utterly pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Oh he was a bad ass indeed... Think of Brandon Lee in "The Crow" only with Cue Sticks instead of Guns. ::marks out:: even better... He did it with a Cocky Ass Grin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 28, 2003 My only problem with SOH? Purple Tights... Goes with the S and M coat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 My only problem with SOH? Purple Tights... Goes with the S and M coat. S AND M coat? It's a leather Trench coat...Edge wears the same thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I hate SOH's attire. The coat would be okay if he didn't wear shorts (come on , the bare legs underneath the trench coat is pretty strange) and if he didn't button it up. It looks stupid that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I hate SOH's attire. The coat would be okay if he didn't wear shorts (come on , the bare legs underneath the trench coat is pretty strange) and if he didn't button it up. It looks stupid that way. This has been FASHION WEEKLY from Yours Truly...Canadian Chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I hate SOH's attire. The coat would be okay if he didn't wear shorts (come on , the bare legs underneath the trench coat is pretty strange) and if he didn't button it up. It looks stupid that way. This has been FASHION WEEKLY from Yours Truly...Canadian Chick. LOL, that was pretty funny. That could be CC's gimmick...fashion critiques for the roster on every PPV! Dames' Diatribes are gonna have some competition! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted July 28, 2003 You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until I get the Triple H's attire. Ditch the purple Trips! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I hate SOH's attire. The coat would be okay if he didn't wear shorts (come on , the bare legs underneath the trench coat is pretty strange) and if he didn't button it up. It looks stupid that way. This has been FASHION WEEKLY from Yours Truly...Canadian Chick. LOL, that was pretty funny. That could be CC's gimmick...fashion critiques for the roster on every PPV! Dames' Diatribes are gonna have some competition! I thought gimmick was "Cute Chick that the guys drool for" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I hate SOH's attire. The coat would be okay if he didn't wear shorts (come on , the bare legs underneath the trench coat is pretty strange) and if he didn't button it up. It looks stupid that way. This has been FASHION WEEKLY from Yours Truly...Canadian Chick. LOL, that was pretty funny. That could be CC's gimmick...fashion critiques for the roster on every PPV! Dames' Diatribes are gonna have some competition! I thought gimmick was "Cute Chick that the guys drool for" That's no gimmick. That's reality, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
