Angle And Brock Share A Magical Kiss

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

Maybe this is the master plan, the idea that will turn the WWE's fortunes around: seemingly random, pointless, unacknowledged gayness between their top stars. We've had it with HHH-Steiner, HHH-HBK, HHH-Nash (no, I don't see a pattern their either), now we're getting it with Angle-Brock. Vince thinks if the boys act gay, but the announcers and other wrestlers all seem to be oblivious to the flaming gayness of it all then the ratings will, um, they'll go up? Maybe?

 

Alright, I kinda got lost at the end there. What is the point of this gayness?

 

It'd be like two of the guys from that new Bravo show where they have gay guys making over straight guys, two of those gay guys showing up next week with chicks and making a point of kissing them in front of everybody. Then acting like nothing had happened and they're still gay. Everyone else on the show, and everybody watching the show would be "What in the hell was that? Are they straight now? I'm pretty sure they were gay last week? What the hell is going on here?" It just makes no logic.

 

But, don't get me wrong, it's still a beautiful thing, and there's nothing wrong with it per se, it just makes no sense.

 

Get all the loving you need Kurt. You deserve it, you Olympic hero you. You go girl!

[Guest humongous2002]

When Rodimus Prime says you are gay, you know you like to play hide the salami.

[Guest commie_050]

Kurt, Brock:

 

Keep on reaching for that rainbow!!!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

The Summerslam main event will be Big Show, Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, Bradshaw, The Yeti, and a can of Vaseline all competing for the title in a No Holds Barred match