I'm through

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

It's been fun, but I'm hanging 'em up for a while. I've always done this under the idea that when I stopped having fun, I'd quit, no questions asked. And to tell you the truth, the league hasn't been nearly as much fun since I got into the main event in the JL. It burned me out, and it became too much work. I never really had any energy to write in the WF, and the only thing that kept me going was my feud with Munich, which was a ton of fun for me. I was on vacation last week, and when I thought about it, I just didn't want to do this anymore.

 

But don't take it the wrong way. This is by no means a Comet-esque retirement, or even a Raynor-esque retirement. I'm gonna be in chat a lot, and I'll hang around on the boards. Crusen, Stubby, if either of you ever need some emergency help with CC, just ask, and I can help. And I fully intend on coming back someday. When the comeback bug will bite, I don't know, but when it does, you'll know about it. So, in closing, I'd like to thank some of the people who have made this fed a great place to hang out, and a place I don't plan on leaving anytime soon.

 

IL: For being someone to talk to. Stop screaming at your teachers, man. It's really gonna get you in some deep shit someday.

 

Bo: For being something completely different, and for being a true family man. I admire someone who puts his family first, and Bo has done this time and time again. Bo truly "keeps it real", as those young hipsters seem to be saying these days.

 

Chris Wilson: Yeah, I know Wilson was a prick sometimes. But he was the first WF'er to truly show interest in me, and we had some great conversations. And BTW, the Dolphins, even with Ricky Williams, still suck.

 

Munich: For all of our crazy discussions. Dude, the conspiracy is out there.

 

Edwin: For being the most positive guy in this fed. I swear, this guy DOESN'T get mad! Unless you take away his silly putty and hard cider....I won't make that mistake again.

 

Kruger: For keeping me humble.

 

Thugg: For being another WF'er who showed interest in me, and was always willing to talk when I needed it. Thugg = (Y).

 

Crusen: For putting up with me in the JL. God knows I could be a bitch sometimes, but I liked to think of myself as the lesser of two evils back then *coughBrimstonecough*

 

Thoth: For giving me an opportunity in the Clan. I guess I brought some glory with my HGC title reign (how exactly did I keep the belt that long?)

 

To all the people in chat: You guys are all a lot of fun to hang with (except Heat. You suck, jobber). JD, I will beat you in a kick war someday.

 

And to all of those who have been part of my sometimes-illustrious, sometimes confoundingly stupid career. From Jack the Ripper (trying to start a serial killer feud with me without asking = (N)) to Fallout to Tiger Manix to Ash to Thugg, you guys have all kicked ass to be around. Well, maybe not Ash. Just kidding, man.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Gah, that sucks. People seem to be dropping off every week around here...

 

Ah well, so long Strangler. Even though I still loathe your choice of professional teams, you're a good guy and a great writer, and your absence shall effect everyone...in the Hardcore divison.

 

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Strangler, we'll miss you.  But then again, we really won't miss you all that much, cause you'll be here all the time anyway, and cause you suck!  

 

Yeah, you suck!  See!  I can be mad!  Yeah...

 

...blah, I suck at that.  In any case: cheers and thanks for holding down the JL main event for a such a long time, and here's hoping for a return sooner rather than later.  You know you want to come back...they always do...

[Guest Shawn]

Sad to see a WFer go but you'll still hang around so it's not that bad.

 

You'll probably have a spot marking for the JL since Munich is out... but that's if you're up for it.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Blarg!

 

you'll never beat me in a kick war! Only Crusen can! But that's ok, because most of you make up for it by beating my no showing ass!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oh come on!!

 

Dr. Strangelove...TBS...The Superstation...don't go man!  Stay...please stay...

 

I'll give you a title shot if you stay...come on...dammit man...stay!

 

{remembers that he's probably 6 or so hours away from being out of the SWF as well..."

 

Well, damn...make room in that WF retirement home for good ol' HVT...cause it seems I'm right behind ya.

 

Seriously though, it's sad to see you go man, cause you know I've been a TBS mark from way back in the day.  I really hope you come back, and I hope I'm hear to see it bro.  I know you'll be around, and I'm sure you'll be in chat later waiting for the PPV, so...I'll probably be in there as well, so...

 

Good luck in life man, and don't be a stranger...Strangler!

 

Da "gonna miss TBS: The Superstion's version of Dr. Strangelove's Clansman" H

[Guest Muzz]

Hmph...

[Guest crusen86]

Bah. Yeah, you did a good job holding the JL together during Bitchstone's little angle thing.

 

Sorry to see you go. Perhaps, with Munich leaving, you might be interesting in marking JL matches...

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Oh shucks.  No Longdogger/Strangler match.

 

What to do with the hardcore belt now?

 

I'd say it was bad to see you go, but you didn't put me in your little list of guys thing, so burn in hell jobber!

 

Mothernature says longest reigning hardcore champ ever..."

[Guest]

::Sobbing:: Why? Why? WHY!? ::Sobbs some more::

 

 

GIVE ME THE HARDCORE TITLE!! GIVE IT TO ME!!

Cutthroat grabs the title out of Stubby's hands and sees hes got the SWF Championchip belt, so he runs back over, put that one back, and grabs the Hardcore Title and runs away laghing::

[Guest midnight_burn]

Shame to see you leaving TBS, you were always one of my favourites, and somebody who's match's i was always sure to read.

 

Who knows, perhaps one day down the track we'll have a match where we both write so you can kick my ass good and proper.

[Guest Insanityman]

Damn man thanks for being around to hear my rambles in the chat. It's going to have a different vibe for real without you. Best of luck and poke your head in the chat every now and then. *bows to Strangler* proud to say I don't think I've ever got the Last Breath since the beginning of the JL. Good luck and later man.

 

Oh by the way, I know your right about the yelling at the teachers thing... your right, but hell it's fun. Plus that made me laugh after a rather shitty day besides talking to Melinda. (Girl I like).

 

 

Once again later.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*realizes this was a week ago*

 

Well, I know you were leaving, as you told me about a month ago, but darn it, I'm posting on your retirement thread!!  Make sure you come back soon, and don't pull a Comet on us and leave forever.

 

The Conspiracy...

[Guest]

Whooa Strangler. You suggested the damn serial killer feud. You did! Don't play that game with me

[Guest chirs3]

This is by no means a Comet-esque retirement, or even a Raynor-esque retirement.

 

And what is THAT supposed to mean?!

 

 

Stick around Strangy. I owe you one, and someday I'll get it.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Strangler, d00d, you were not only the guy who held the JL main event together for a while, brotha, you also helped push me to write better and work at it so I could beat you (I don't thik I have yet, but ya never know).

 

Anyways, have fun with your vacation from the e-wrestling world. Go visit the retirement home and piss off Ted Flink by signing him up for the NesQuik Member of the Week Club.

 

Hope to see you around, dude.

 

~Ash~

[Guest redbaron51]

Laters strangler. I never got to fight you ever, but laters.

 

Damn Yankees

[Guest]

First Megadeth, now the Boston Strangler, what is this world coming to?