OAOAST IntenseZone - 7/28/03

July 29, 2003

CUE: VoiceOver

"Last night, lives were changed"

An image, going through a gunbarrel, slowly comes to focus

He yells ‘Say hello to Elvis and Jim Morrison for me!’ and swings the bat!!!! The shot echo’s through the arena and the aluminum bat is dented with the shot to Eskimo’s skull.

JESSE

NO, NO, NO!!

fade

"Some overcame all the odds"

Two gunbarrels focus in on two different scenes, playing simulateously.

SB throws Goblin up into the air, but it's not the tildeBANG, it's an ELEVATED STUNNER! SUPER TILDEBANG~!

POET COVERS!

1

2

3!

and...

JAY SHOVES HIM OFF THE CAGE!

PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING GOES FALLING, FALLING 20 FEET BELOW...

AND CRASHES WITH A SICKENING THUD THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!

JR: JAY DARRING HAS FULFILLED HIS PROPHECY!

fade

Others, found no compromise

JR: BAH GAWD!, IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!

Landis goes for the pin,

ONE...

*DING DING DING*

Ring announcer: Ladies and gentleman the time limit has expired, therefore the match is a DRAW.

fade

They all found pain

ANGLESAULT: That’s ENOUGH!

Caboose shoves AS out of the way and smashes SJ one more time just as the ref enters the ring and is forced to call a DQ! Stephen has won all three matches he’s safe! The crowd can’t believe it and even starts to boo Caboose, but that doesn’t stop Caboose, who continues the beating!

JR: What has gotten into Caboose!

JESSE: Stephen may have saved his job, but it doesn’t look like it was worth saving now, does it?

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And some kept their dream alive

Orion throws the chair down and picks Reject up. He then hits a Sitout Powerbomb onto the chair! The crowd "oooh's" loudly at the move.

JR

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!! He's broken him smack dab blammit bah gawd in half!!

JESSE

He did what???

Orion then goes up and hits a Lo Down and covers. One...Two...Three!!!

fade

Last night, our stars shined. OaOasT IntenseZone, home of champions.

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Edited July 29, 2003 by Big Poppa Popick

July 29, 2003

July 29, 2003

JR: Fans, WELCOME TO INTENSEZONE~!

Jesse: After a wild night, what a way to start, with a great recap, but what's the deal with that poster. I'd swear I know who its talking about.

JR: But we can't be sure. Whatever this is, fallout is sure to come tonight.

Jesse: The lights are coming down. Looks like we have our first scheduled time, for Bizarro.

JR: What a freak this guy is...Why can't we have Blurricane back?

Jesse: Because he's INFERIOR JR...I think you'd understand that, working with me.

(The arena goes dark and the fans buzz with anticipation)

CUE: Blackened

(The fans start to boo as they realize who is coming out. A spotlight shines on Bizarro as he rises from the stage. He has a big grin on his face as he walks to the ring and even the fans cussing at him will not take that smile away.)

JR

What is he smiling about? And why did he walk out of his match last night?

JESSE

Be patient JR! We're about to find out!

(Bizarro grabs a mic and steps into the ring. He motions for the crowd to quiet down so he can speak, but this just causes them to boo louder. A Blurricane chant starts.)

BIZARRO

If all of you are good I'll let you see him tonight!

(The fans cheer at that last statement)

BIZARRO

Ah hell even if you're not good you'll get to see him, because nothing is going to stop me from showing how pathetic he really is!

(The fans return to booing)

BIZARRO

I have taped footage of what Number 13 has been doing since he went home! After this footage you will never look at him the same! But I guess before all that happens I need to explain myself for last night.

JR

Hell yeah you do!

JESSE

Quit interrupting him!

BIZARRO

I think I gave a pretty good reason last night for walking out! Maybe you people just don't have the mental capacity to remember that far back, but I told you that I had no need for that worthless belt! I proved my superiority and got the hell out of there! It seems to me that to get through to you peons I'll have to continue showing my superiority to everyone here, but that's okay I'm prepared to do so!

(The fans are becoming pissed and chanting for Blurricane again)

BIZARRO

I'm glad you reminded me! It's time to show that footage! So roll it right now!

[[The scene opens in the same old house from before. Blurricane is standing beside Father's desk, wearing street clothes and no mask. He stands silently awaiting Father's orders]]

FATHER

It's good to see that you've finally wised up to your place in this world. If you do your job then all will go smoothly. As you can see this is a rather large house. It needs cleaning and I do mean thorough cleaning. (Father points to an old dirty looking mop and a small bucket) I want you to take that mop and bucket and get started on the floors. After that you will do the laundry of all the other workers in the house, plus my laundry. Once you're done with that you will clean the toilets. Is that clear?

BLURRICANE

........

FATHER

I said is that clear!? Would you rather be locked in the cold, dark, basement? You have to earn your keep around here! You will have double the work load until I feel you have been fully punished for your defiance against me! Now get to work!

(Blurricane grabs the mop and bucket and leaves the room. We then cut to later that day as Blurricane is still mopping. Bizarro shows up and spills his drink all over the floor.)

BIZARRO

Oops...you missed a spot! I'm sort of clumsy and it seems I spilled my drink on other floors too. Hahahaha!

(Blurricane stops and gives Bizarro an pissed off look. Blurricane grips the mop handle tightly as if holding back his anger)

FATHER (Who was sitting in his wheelchair behind Bizarro)

You need to calm down right now Number 13! You go back and mop the spilled drinks right now or I'll add on more work!

(Blurricane leaves to go clean up the other spills. A tear can be seen rolling down Blurricane's cheek.)

BIZARRO

Someday he'll learn. Someday he will forget he even had a life outside this place.

FATHER

Perhaps he hasn't been working hard enough? Maybe I should give him more to do?

[[both Father and Bizarro bust out laughing at Blurricane's misfortunes as we fade out]]

(Bizarro is in the ring laughing so hard that he has to lean on the ropes to keep from falling over. The fans boo loudly and chant Blurricane at the top of their lungs.)

BIZARRO

He..hahaha.....he's not coming back! Hehehehe...Can't you see? He's nothing! He's a loser and by default anyone who would cheer for that are losers too! Soon you will be cheering me because you cannot stand the pathetic Number 13! Just mark my words! You cannot ignore perfection!

(Bizarro throws down the mic and leaves as the fans shower him with trash.)

July 29, 2003

JR: Well, fans, I'm glad you're back. Bizarro is gone now thank god, and Teddy Long is standing by with the OaOasT Champion, Zack Malibu

Jesse: Holla At me Playa!

JR: You are so white.

Jesse: Like you know how to judge my playa skillz. Word life Teddy!

::Scene opens backstage with ZACK MALIBU~! standing next to Teddy Long, iZ backstage interviewer extraordinaire, and they're in the iZ interview area...Zack standing with his OAOAST world championship GLISTENING~! in the light.

Teddy: Word Jesse, you're way off the shizzle for a white cizzle. ::turns to Zack:: Lemme holla at ya playa. Last night you gave a cracka-ass whooping on Shattered Dreams didnja?

Zack: ::Laughs:: I don't know bout that, we took each other to the limit, and I can't say I did a ::Zack puts up his fingers to quote:: "cracka-ass whooping" but I did come out victorious and am still the OaOasT Champion!

Teddy: Aight, playa, I feel ya vibe there homey. Which brings me to my next question aight. Feel me out here. Teddy wants a scoop of the next man you'll be defending against.

Zack: Oh, you want a scoop eh Teddy? Well, I'm here on IntenseZone but really just hanging with ... ::voice trails off::

::Stephen Joseph appears in the shot, standing across from Teddy and Zack. He motions for the mic from Teddy.::

Teddy: Man, you one freaky ass bitch man, I'm outta here playa. Don't get your drawers up in a bunch. Here ya go. ::

::Teddy slowly slinks out of the camera, leaving Stephen and Zack about 4 feet apart. Stephen puts the mic to his lips, drawing massive boos, He pauses, then puts his other hand out as if to say "hold on".::

Stephen: Zack, now listen, I'm not here to sneak attack you, I'm not here to tell you about your life of sin. Or anything else. Last night you had a hell of a match with Shattered Dreams, and I just wanted to congratulate you.

Zack: Yeah? ::skepticism runs in his voice.

Stephen: Yeah, amigo. See, I went through hell last night too. I think it got counted at around fifty five minutes for me, wrestling against...well, six different opponents. Now, I'm bothered Zack. Tim told me I had to win all those matches to keep my job.

Zack: It's not like you won them Stephen. You've got Edward to thank for ...

Stephen: Look, shutup okay? Do you just have to smart off? I was going to say that. And it's not just Edward Zack. No, its Caboose man. Somethings coming up between me and him Zack, something big, something bad. You know the history.

Zack: Forgive me if I don't trust you, Mr. MasterPlan.

Stephen: Yeah, I figured you'd say something like that. Look, next week me and Ed got to defend our tag team titles on both shows, next Monday against Featured Attraction, and then if we win there, the following Thursday against Dream Machines. Look Zack, a betting man's going to tell you things don't look good for us.

Zack: And this involves me how?

Stephen: Darkness is falling around me Zack. I fell, damn I fell hard, and it took last night for me to see. I couldn't win a damn match without help. That's not a Christian way to win Zack...it's not. Look, what I'm saying is that time's drawing short for me, whether its the tag team titles or its Caboose. I'm asking for one last go-around Zack. I want a last dance.

Zack: You want my gold.

Stephen: No, I want a SHOT at your gold. If darkness is to take me, then I want it on my terms. I want it on my time. The last few times we met, I wasn't clean wrestling. That's what I want tonight. One last match, mano a mano, for your OAOAST Championship. We're both battered, and it won't be pretty, but I want to know...one last time, what its like to go one-on-one, with Zack Malibu, for everything that matters?

Zack: So you admit, the title matters to you?

Stephen: No, I admit that to be respected matters. I want that back Zack, before the darkness comes. I'm not asking you to believe me now, I'm asking you, on good faith, to give it one...last...run. We're both tired...worn out, but I think this'll be my last chance I'll get, darkness coming and all that.

Zack: Bring your game then Popick. I shouldn't even be wrestling...neither should you. But I've got a few minutes of good action in me. Bring yourself to the ring, but I'll wait to judge this "repentfulness".

::They stare at each other, Zack walking off...leaving Popick along at the camera, looking down sullenly. Edward runs into the scene::

Edward: Yo man, what's that about. WE HATE THAT GUY! Look, I'll make sure ... ::Stephen puts 1 finger on Ed's lips::

Stephen: Ed, buddy, I appreciate it. You've been there for me, and I mean it. I love ya man. But, I didn't win anything last night...you kept my job for me. For that I owe you, but, I've got to do this myself tonight. After tonight, we've got to rest, cause next week, Tim and Dames are bringing us to hell, and I'm not ready to go there, and neither are you right?

Edward: Hell no.

Stephen: Good. Then stay away tonight, go get some rest...Let me finish this. Then it'll be behind us. Dream Machines, Featured Attraction, they'll have to kill me before I relinquish this belt.

Edward: They'll have to kill me too.

Stephen: This is our Anthem Ed. They can't stop our singing.

Edward: Amen, brother. Be Strong tonight.

::Edward departs::

Stephen: Purity through ... pain?

JR: Stephen Joseph vs. Zack Malibu~ NEXT!

July 29, 2003

Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is set for one fall, and is for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

::Cue: Come with Me::

The Trinity Tron starts off, but as the crucifix comes on a blinding white light envelopes the screen. The music begins to skip as P. Diddy's mix starts up, finally stopping, and the AngleTron is black::

::Cue: My Own Prison::

Stephen Joseph's Crucifix comes up again, and turns blood red as clips of Stephen's current history, losing to Zack Malibu, pinning Some Guy, and other highlights...walking in the hall with Evenflow and Sandman *who fades out*, and ending with Stephen looking up with tears in his eyes right before the chorus hits...Old footage of Big Poppa Popick, his victories, and the crowd cheering begin after that.

Stephen Joseph comes out from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction. He's still wearing his crucifix and black trenchcoat, but now has a plain black shirt on. Strolling to the ring focused, he hits his crucifix pose on the outside, sliding in to await....destiny.

::Cue: Bring Me To Life::

Zack's Angletron video flares up, with new footage of Zack pinning Shattered Dreams, and the CHAMP~ comes out to a roaring ovation! Soaking it in, Zack bounds down the apron slapping fans hands, circling the ring. After one rotation, he pulls himself onto the ring apron, holding the title up high while Stephen looms in the background. Stepping in, Zack hands the title to the referee, who signals.

Stephen runs straight at Zack, ducking a punch and grabbing Zacks shoulders...RIGHT off the bat, Stephen hits a REVERSED FINALITY~!

He covers!

1!

2!

NO! Zack kicks out, but rolls around clutching his throat, which is reddened by the move...and a little blackened. And Stephen is right back on him

Jesse: Stephen came to fight tonight. He's pulling everything out.

Pushed into a corner, Zack's on the top turnbuckle and kicks Stephen's face in to stop whatever he was thinking of. Stephen walks our clutching his face...and Zack jumps off with a drop kick, which Stephen catches and turns into a SYNCHRONICTY V3!

JR: MY GAWD~! Stephen just crumpled Zack!

Stephen signals to the crowd, and scales the turnbuckle with Zack prone and laid out...He comes off...

Jesse: PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS~!

JR: IT COULD BE OVER, THE FANS ARE ALREADY STANDING!

Indeed, the fans are standing, shocked by Stephen's quick advantage.

1!

2!

3!

JR: We have a new Champion Jesse!

Jesse: No, WE DON'T, He's signaling it off...it wasn't a pinfall.

JR: ZACK kicked out of that?

Stephen can't believe it...and just looks shocked at the crowd, who bought the finish. Stephen pulls a near-unconscious Zack up, and decides to pick him up Powerbomb style...no, wait,

JR: He's going for another V3!

Jesse: That will end it for sure!

Zack, coming to pulls, himself back first up...pushes off with his left leg...and connects~!

JR: What? Was that a Zack Attack from the Powerbomb position?

Jesse: I think it was!

Zack lands on his feet as Popick rebounds off the ropes in pain. Zack catches him...POP DROP~! POP DROP~!

JR: COVER HIM~!

1!

2!

3!

JR: He pinned him!

Jesse: NO! That's being waved off too!

Zack can't believe it...and neither can the fans

Zack slinks away to the far side, tuning up his good leg for another ZACK ATTACK...When Stephen gets up, Zack runs and ATTACKS

Stephen dodges at the last moment, grabbing Zack in a full-nelson from behind!

Stephen pulls Zack up for a FINALITY~! but Zack lands on his head, spins Stephen around and kicks him hard in the gut... POP DROP!

JR: Cover him!

Instead, Zack holds on for a THIRD POP DROP...covering up Stephen after the impact...

1!

2!

3!

Zack Malibu collapses on the ground as the crowd cheers, for Zack, despite a strong challenge from Stephen, has retained his title yet again. Zack pushes himself up and takes his title, standing on the turnbuckles one by one to salute the fans in jubilation.

On his fourth trip down, Zack turns around to a kneeling Stephen Joseph, holding his neck with one hand and his stomach with the other. Stephen slowly stands, right hand stillon his neck, but his left hand is outstretched. He wants a handshake.

Zack looks over to the crowd, contemplating the move. For what seems like forever, Zack looks at it, as Stephen groggily offers it again.

Zack takes it this time, and the two shake hands! Stephen points to Zack, motioning with his hands that Zack is all that. After the handshake, Zack rolls out of the ring and begins to slap fan's hands on his way up the ramp.

JR: Wait? What's this, WHAT IS CABOOSE DOING HERE?

Jesse: He's not an iZ talent! He shouldn't be in the ring.

Caboose at this point slides into the ring as Popick is getting up from his kneeling...Caboose WHACKS Popick across the head with a chair, drawing blood! The crowd mixed, cheers and boos, which draws Zack Malibu to turn around, and Zack RACES back toward the ring.

JR: Go Zack!

Jesse: I just know he's going to join in this heinous attack, after Stephen was a gentleman!

Caboose meets him excitedly and tells him to help out beating up Stephen, but Zack grabs the chair...yelling

Zack: "HASNT IT GONE ON LONG ENOUGH?"

Caboose: NO!

Caboose pulls the chair out of Zack's hand and swings for the fences. Zack ducks the chairshot and throws Caboose out of the ring. There Caboose splats while Zack turns to look at Stephen Joseph, head bloodied, eyes glazed, one arm extended as if to say "Help me"

JR: What now?

Zack looks at Caboose, the crowd, and then at Popick. They're cheering, but for what, we don't know. Zack possesses a thinking look, a troubled look...but he turns over to Popick and pulls Stephen up by his one arm, balancing Stephen's jello-legs by holding onto him by the waist.

Caboose starts walking back up the ramp, pointing at Zack and Stephen, yelling "THIS ISNT OVER...HE'S PAYING FOR EVERYTHING, and HE CANT BE SAVED!"

Zack looks over at Stephen, who is still slumping in his arms, and sighs...

JR: By gawd, Stephen was right...This thing with Caboose is bad?

Jesse: Where's the old Stephen Joseph. This one is a wuss. Kick his ass CABOOSE!

What are we to make of this?

July 29, 2003

(Back from commerical, we see OAOAST North American champion Jay Darring sitting alone in his locker room watching Reject's attack from License to Pin on the monitor, on a continuous loop. A blond woman dressed in a white midriff-exposing tank top and jeans enters the room and put her arm around him.)

JAY:

(startled) Hey!

LAUREN:

Hey hot stuff.

JAY:

(smiling) So I take it you enjoyed your first night back?

LAUREN:

Yeah, who knew the Styles Clash position could be so much fun?

JAY:

(laughing) I'm glad you're feeling ok.

LAUREN:

Yeah, but are you feeling ok?

JAY:

What do you mean?

LAUREN:

Do you remember why you came here?

JAY:

Because I love to wrestle, and I want to be famous.

LAUREN:

Did almost killing PRL fit either of those criteria?

JAY:

No, but it felt pretty good.

LAUREN:

That's just it. You're too far into your dark side right now, and I'm afraid it's going push you over the edge like it did Jacob. You need to loosen up, get back to your roots, enjoy performing in front of a crowd again.

JAY:

You're right.

LAUREN:

You've got a "pure wrestling" match with K-NESS tonight, right? That'll cheer you up. And you know what'll cheer you up even more?

JAY:

Page 37 in that Kama Sutra you got me?

LAUREN:

(laughing) Well, that, and another present I just got you. (Takes a tape from her pocket) I found your old Japanese entrance music.

JAY:

Oh ROCK! You rule babe.

LAUREN:

I know, kick some ass tonight. (looks at the screen) what's the deal with Reject anyway?

JAY:

Eh, he just wants a title shot, as if losing a dozen F13 title matches makes him a contender. I'll catch you after the show.

(Jay walks out of the room as the camera fades out.)

JR: Fans, Jay will fight K-NESS tonight! Up next, a celebration for Spider-Bard!

Jesse: In my days, we didn't need fancy costumes to kick ass!

JR: You just wish you could morph yourself some hair!

[commercials]

July 29, 2003

R: BAH GAWD! We are BACK on Intense Zone! We are getting set to have some more great action from the IZ brand tonight!

Jesse: Yes, JR, we are about to have a great night of action...

*Suddenly Edward Robins just walks out to no music, but he hears the music from the crowd...a whole lotta booing. He climbs into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and does a crucifix pose*

JR: It’s Evenflow, I mean...Edward Robins! What is he doing out here?

Jesse: I’m not sure but I know my posing beats his out. What a pathetic excuse for a pose he’s got there, I mean, no form, no structure...

JR: SHADDUP BAH GAWD, JESSE! EVENFLOW...I mean, Edward Robins IS GONNA TALK!

*Evenflow, er, Edward Robins gets the mike and then goes over to a corner slumping down and starts to talk*

ER: Last night, it occured to me that all I’ve done, is take the weak, and make them weaker. I, along with my little stable have rid most of the injustice of the OAOAST. One by one, we have made them fall, and I, the reborn Edward Robins, vow unto you that I shall NOT go away silently until the deeds have been accomplished!

*The crowd boos as Robins hardly notices...*

ER: Every single man who has tried to betray us has met a fate unbearable...a fate never conceived until that single moment...every man who dares set foot in the path that I create will not have a chance to go back and undo their tracks because the pain they shall suffer is the purity they deserve...every man, from that stupid stoic asshole EL DANDY~!, to the “great champion” we have now, Zack Malibu, have felt my wrath...and the best...is yet to come.

So I dare all of you who try and stand in my way to purify these unworthy souls to come forth and try...to take down...what I have created...my masterpiece is unfolding...

*Evenflow rises and stands in the middle of the ring now, clasping his hands and bowing his head, as if in prayer...*

ER: Don’t try and *bleep* with us...for you shall know the PAIN THROUGH...

*The lights go out as everybody in the arena lets out a shriek. Thunder starts rumbling over the speakers as a spotlight is shown on Robins in the ring. The TitanTron then shows a video of a mountain from far away, as lighting shoots down from the skies around it and the wandering guitar of “Battery” from Metallica starts playing. The camera zooms in closer on the fly-by as the camera comes to a man standing in a full body leather jacket. The hooded figure turns around, looks down and smiles as a lightning strike confirms what most people hoped it would be...EL DANDY~! IS BACK!*

JR: Could it be?

Jesse: I’m not sure who it is yet!

*Robins stands in the ring, looking at the TitanTron, and with the beginning riffs to the song, the fireworks go off in the arena, the spraying pyro at the entrance welcomes back DANDY~!, and with his emergence from the pyro, turning his back to show his long leather jacket saying “THE DANDY MAN CAN~!,” Dandy removes his hood, turns around, and basks in the glory of the fans.*

JR: BAH GAWD! HE’S BACK! THE DANDY MAN~! EL DANDY~! HAS RETURNED TO IZ!!!

Jesse: Robins seems to be unfazed though. He’s been stone cold! Not impressed by the return as many of these fans actually are!

*Dandy walks down the aisle, staring Robins down as he raises his arms in the air. Pyro goes off in quick bursts as he steps into the ring and goes to a turnbuckle, raising his arms and soaking the crowd’s applause in.*

JR: Listen to this ovation! The crowd is thrilled with the return of The Dandy Man!

Jesse: Let’s see what he has to say to Robins...

*Dandy looks at Robins from the turnbuckle as Robins stares down Dandy. Dandy walks over and gets a mike as he walks towards Robins, but turns to the crowd and gets quite the reaction.*

Dandy: It’s great to be back!!! *crowd pops* Well, well, well...if it isn’t the man himself. Evenflow DDT...I mean, Edward Robins. How are ya? Looks like you’re doing good...

*Dandy puts out his hand for a handshake, but Robins slaps it away and the two come face to face very quickly*

JR: THIS COULD GET VERY HEATED RIGHT HERE!

Jesse: Looks like Robins ain’t out here to kiss and make up...

*Dandy stares down Robins and puts the mike to his lips...then starts talking very quietly to Robins, almost Jake Roberts-like.*

Dandy: You assumed that I would come out here and just let you talk up a storm and ramble on about how you’re gonna “purify” us all. Well, I got news for you buddy...the second you try and purify MY ass...is the day you feel the wrath of the Dandy Man. And if you pray for anything else...pray that your ass doesn’t get sent to Hell earlier than you’d like!

*The crowd pops huge as Robins puts the mike to his mouth...*

Robins: You have no business standing in my path to purity, you washed up, no-good pawn on my chessboard of life. You can come out here and say whatever the hell you wanna say, but the instant you stand in my way...you mess with somebody you don’t wanna mess with, buddy. And if I were you, I’d watch your step, before you do something you’re gonna regret...

Dandy: That’s some big talk coming from somebody who isn’t in the position to talk so big...

Robins: *Grinning* What are you talking about, you fool?

Dandy: Turn around, look at the Tron...your simple, foolish little plan...isn’t exactly working to it’s potential...

*Robins turns around to see the locker room door holding The Trinity to be blocked off with a forklift.*

Dandy: You feel tough enough now, punk?

*Robins turns around to punch Dandy, but Dandy ducks and Robins turns to eat a big elbow from him, and another. He’s whipped off the ropes and ducks a Dandy elbow, but then he eats a tilt a whirl into a Michinoku Driver!*

JR: WHADDAMANUEVER! HE CALLS THAT THE DANDY DRIVER!!!

Jesse: That’s a great move by Dandy, and it looks like he’s doing something not many people have been able to do, and that’s take down Robins and the Trinity.

*Robins staggers to his feet as Dandy takes off his jacket and tosses it over the ropes, lifting his left arm in the air as the crowd starts to rumble. Robins gets to his feet as Dandy charges, and he turns to eat a HUGE lariat from Dandy, setting him down. Dandy looks to the fans and points to the corner!*

JR: Robins is OUT! DANDY LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO TRY AND PUT HIM OUT OF COMMISSION!

*Dandy picks Robins up and puts him in the corner, going across the ring to the other corner. He charges and leaps in the air, catching Robins with a jumping knee in the corner, before sitting him up on the top turnbuckle. He goes up with him, and both men stand on top. Dandy does a superplex, but sits out into a Falcon Arrow!!! Dandy gets right back up and raises his arms in the air as the crowd chants “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”*

JR: MY GAWD IN HEAVENS NAME! DANDY HAS SENT ROBINS TO HELL AND BACK!!!

Jesse: That has got to be one of the most amazing moves I’ve ever seen!

JR: ROBINS IS OUT! DANDY IS BACK! HE’S TAKEN OUT ROBINS!

Jesse: Dandy’s looking for revenge, and he got it, this time, by taking out the mouthpiece of the Trinity!!!

*Dandy climbs on a rail in the crowd and stands on it, mockingly doing the crucifix pose as he has a smirk on his face.*

July 29, 2003

Announcer: And now, a word from our sponsor...Wrestling~!

K-NESS turns around, sitting on a bench, taping his fists and staring at the camera. His shirt says "Mr. Wrestling V"

K-NESS: All right Jay, the first time I challenged for the North American title, I failed, I was defeated, but that was because I made one crucial mistake: I kept the Ganso STF out of my moveset, but TONIGHT, you can bet your ass I won't. And you better look one last time at that title Jay, because tonight you'll be defeated by the very BEST wrestler in the OAOAST today, and by wrestler I mean a guy that uses WRESTLING moves. You see, I won't need any tables, ladders, or chairs to defeat and cripple you, I'll do it with my BARE HANDS, and I won't hold ANYTHING back. Tonight is MY night and I won't let anything stand between me and the North American title...

... oh and good luck, Mr. Darring, you'll need it, trust me.

Edited July 30, 2003 by Big Poppa Popick

July 29, 2003

JR: And man, we are back fast!

Jesse: It's about time, my beer was getting stale!

[Cue: "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi]

The opening hits of the guitar come as the AngleTron flares to life. Against the darkness, lightning flashes in time with the guitar hits, illuminating the face of PETER "SPIDER-BARD" CONE. The piano's pangs in the background have lightning illuminate Widow beside him. The guitar hits twice again, lighting illuminating them both, and the piano's pangs have the lightning illuminating half of Peter's body in the Spider-Bard costume.

This aint a song for the broken hearted

Poet and Widow emerge on the stage as footage of Poet in action plays with the music. They look around as the fans explode.

Or a silent prayer for faith departed

I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd

you're gonna hear my voice

when I shout it out loud

Peter throws his hands up and then in front of him in a martial-arts post in time with the two bass hits as the music freezes, Widow pointing to him from the side.

It's my life

and it's now or never

Yeah, I'm gonna live forever

It's the Power of the Poet

and I feel so alive

It's My Life

My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie said

I did it my way

I'm gonna live while I'm alive

It's My Life

Peter leaps to the apron and helps Widow up, sitting on the ropes for her to get into the ring. He ducks in through the ropes and the two play to the crowd, throwing their hands in the air along with the guitar hits before the second verse.

This is for the ones who stood their ground

For POET and WIDOW

Who never backed down

Tomorrow's gettin' harder

make no mistake

All the evil out there

It can either make or break

Poet and Widow both hit the corners and pose as the crowd goes nuts during the guitar solo.

Poet jumps back in to the middle of the ring, and Widow meets him there. The two kiss.

Better stand tall

when it's callin' you out

They seperate, and Widow steps back before throwing two fingers at him, Bischoff-like.

Don't bend, don't break

baby, don't back down

BOOM! BOOM! With the guitar hits, the ringposts explode in white sparks and fire twice, blinding the cameras and anyone trying to see in the ring at that moment. As the chorus hits again, Peter is now dressed in the SPIDER-BARD costume! The crowd pops HUGE! Widow holds his arm up and points to him as the crowd continues to cheer through the final chorus of the song and it ends

The music may have cut off, but the crowd is still marking out, totally. widow laughs in the ring as it's an amazing feeling to have the packed arena going nuts for her man. Poet reaches up and slowly removes his helmet, to which the crowd marks out even louder. Widow takes a mic from an official outside and hands it to him. He grins as he takes it, and looks around at the crowd as they continue to cheer. After another moment or two as he just marvels at this reception, Peter raises the mic . . .

BARD

Thank you . . .

(Crowd cheers louder)

BARD

I don't deserve that one bit . . . thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

(Crowd pops)

BARD

It's been a heck of a ride, hasn't it, Amanda? (Widow nods, grinning. She reaches up and wipes a tear from hr cheek.) From tag champion with Dandy to running with that pack of dogs the Trinity to having to face my wrongs against a dark mirror of myself. It's been a wild few months. And I seriously did you fans wrong. (Fans quiet down a little to let Peter talk) I didn't act like a champion. I didn't even act like a man. I gave you all every reason to hate my guts for the rest of my life, and a few of the guys in the back, too. I owe Zack Malibu an apology . . .

(Crowd Pops for the P.O.P.~!)

BARD

I'm sorry, Zack. Me and you, we got one more left in us at some point, I think, and I'll be wanting it one of these days. (Crowd pops at that prospect) But we've both got our own business to tend to. Be careful with Joseph. Joseph, who I ran with, Joseph, who I know all too well. Joseph . . . who I owe an apology. (crowd gasps) I'm sorry, Stephen. I'm sorry for not standing up to you, I'm sorry for knowing different but going down to hell with you. I'm sorry for not waking up and bringing you to your senses. I'm sorry for letting what's happened to you go on. Forgive me. Because I forgive you for everything that's gone down between us. I see a need for something in your eyes, Joseph. I see a need. Your chest is hollow, your spine feels crooked, doesn't it? You need something weighty, substantial in your heart and you desperately want to stand up straight again.

I'm going to be watching you, Joseph. There's something there that I'm bound and determined to help you nurse back to life. There's something good in you. And our paths may not ever cross in this ring again, but I'm going to do my best to still help find that spark, no matter how hard I have to push you to do it.

But, I've got something else professional to accomplish now. Right now, right here on INTENSEZONE~! (crowd pops), I'm going to issue an open challenge to anyone in the back for next week. One on one with the Spider-Bard. There's nothing mystical here. My brother drew upon false strength. This costume, this helmet? Mere physical representation of that which I've been gifted with, the strength from somewhere else to be exactly what I'm supposed to be. So don't be scared. Let's hook it up and put on a wrestlin' show. (crowd POPS~!)

(Peter is facing the AngleTron, and a thin smile crosses his features. He reaches down into the boot of his costume and pulls something out. Still facing the AngleTron, he speaks again)

BARD

I've got one more order of business to take care of and then I'll get the hell off your television screens and quit holding up this show. This . . . this business is a little more personal. (Peter turns and faces Widow, who regards him with open curiosity. He covers the distance between them in two long strides, and faces her with a big smile). Amanda Crimson, you have stuck with me through thick and thin. Through Goblins and powers and fights. Through love and war and love again. For that, I thank you. You were brought to me by Providence, we were kept together by a supernatural strength. And I wish to be bound to you in all ways, for the rest of my days. Under God, country, and (Peter chuckles) wrestling ring, considering the lives we lead.

(Bard lowers to one knee and holds a small white box up to her and cracks the top open. The camera makes sure to zoom in on the ROCK sitting on top of the ring sitting in it. The shot switches to Widow, who is grinning from ear to ear between wiping tears from her face)

BARD

. . . will you marry me?

WIDOW

. . . .(crowd buzzes with anticipation) . . . Yes! (Crowd EXPLODES~!)

Peter stands and slides the ring on her finger, and she throws her arms around his neck with a giggle. They kiss just as the guitar hits for "It's My Life," and we cut to commercial with that shot.

Edited July 29, 2003 by Big Poppa Popick

July 29, 2003

A person is seen opening a door to a dark room. The light switch is turned on and it's a fair-skinned man with brown hair. He's wearing a dark gold fur coat with gray fur cuffs and trim. He walks around the room and we see some towels and a locker. He picks up a watch off the floor that is most likely Poet's and says in a low deep voice," Sometimes I wonder where that boy's head is...he gives an evil grin and a sly laughactually no, I don't. I'm sure he'll need this watch, maybe I should guard it."

He puts the watch inside his coat in a pocket and walks towards the mirror. He puts his hands down on the counter and you can see a pair of deep blue eyes. He looks up at the wall beside him to see a picture of Poet and Widow. He turns back towards the mirror and looks into it. After a few seconds, his left hand clenched into a fist hits the picture and shatters it as it falls to the floor, his eyes never once leaving the sight of the mirror.

"I'm thinking I should speed up the process and save Poet some trouble. The priest won't need to ask if there is anyone who wishes to speak because I will have already spoken."

The man turns around to walk out the door. "Game Dust" is written across the back in gray cursive, on a gold patch sewn onto the coat. He turns off the light and closes the door.

JR: Whoa, we weren't expected GAMEDUST to debut yet.

Jesse: Looks like Poet has another uphill battle, but I think GameDust already has his number.

JR: Well, as promised, here is our North American Title Match

Jesse: Let's get it on!

Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a PURE WRESTLING CHALLENGE for the OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP!

(Cue "Trans Magic")

RA: Introducing first, the challenger, from Samar Philippines, weighing in at 221 pounds, K-NESS!

JR: K-NESS is still looking for that big singles win after License to Pin, and tonight is his big chance to become a star and reach the top of the IZ ladder!

(K-NESS does his leg stretch and waits for his opponent. The blue spotlights hit, and "Shin-Jingi Naki Tatakai" by Hotei Tomayasu begins to play!)

RA: And his opponent, from Boston Massachusetts, weighing in at 173 pounds, the OAOAST North American champion, "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING!

(Jay, with a big smile on his face, slaps hands with the fans at ringside and enters the ring.)

JR: Jay Darring, after a brutal and ugly series with Puerto Rican Lightning, returns to his roots, what brought him to the dance, with a pure wrestling contest here tonight!

Jesse: Jay better wipe that smile off of his face, because even though K-NESS couldn't get the job done against Kyle Landis at LTP, he dominated the champ in their last encounter!

JR: In four months Jay Darring has yet to be defeated in singles competition. He has yet to be pinned here in OAOAST, and he boasts that he has never tapped in his entire career! Will K-NESS end the streak tonight?

K-NESS and Jay shake hands as the bell rings. Both commpetitors immediately go to the lockup. K-NESS uses his strength advantage to push Jay, but Jay manages to hold his own. K-NESS tries to push Jay down to his back, but Jay goes low to stay on his feet. Jay uses knowledge of leverage to even it out, K-NESS fighting it, and they break the hold!

JR: Now THAT'S how you do a collar-and-elbow tieup!

Jesse: Jay is holding his ear, that type of move could cauliflower it permanently!

Both men go back to a lockup, Jay smartly goes to a waistlock and trips up the challenger, he floats over to grab a 3/4 nelson, but K-NESS grabs an arm. Jay rolls through on the wristlock and gets a Fujiwara armbar to LOUD APPLAUSE!

JR: What a display of counter-wrestling by both men!

Jesse: I have a feeling we're in for something special tonight! Listen to this crowd!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!" The crowd is cheering on this technical display as K-NESS reaches the ropes. Jay hammers the arm with kicks to keep the pressure on. Irish whip by the champ, reversal. Jay bounces off the ropes STRAIGHT INTO A WESTERN LARIAT!

Jesse: The feeling out process is OVER!

K-NESS capitalizes on the stunned Jay with a HIGH ANGLE EXPLODER, RIGHT ON HIS NECK!

JR: K-NESS promised he was going to bring back the GANSO STF, he's setting up for it already by working on the neck of the champion!

K-NESS isn't done, he immediately pounces on the downed Jay and locks on a Dragon Sleeper!

Jesse: Forget the Ganso STF, we could have a tapout now! Jay is nowhere near the ropes!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

Jay is frantically flailing about, looking for a reversal, he decides on a simple one by SOCKING K-NESS right in the eye!

JR: Sometimes the best reversals are the most obvious!

K-NESS breaks the hold and staggers, clutching his eye. Jay immediately makes K-NESS forget about his eye by JACKING him with the STIFF~! Superkick! Jay collapses and both men are down!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

JR: The crowd is on their feet for this amazing game of human chess. I hope you're taping this at home, 'cause you're seeing a classic in the making!!

Both men back on their feet. K-NESS tries a punch, blocked by Jay. Jay ROCKS K-NESS in the jaw with a roaring elbow, thinking quickly, bounces off the ropes and catches the challenger with a swinging single-arm DDT!

JR: We saw K-NESS set up for the Ganso STF, now we're seeing Jay set up for the Harsh Reality by working on the shoulders, first with the Fujiwara and now with the single-arm DDT!

Jay transitions into a cross-armbreaker. K-NESS struggles to roll Jay up, Jay keeps him down! Second attempt, and he rolls him up for a quick 2! Jay sees an opportunity and quickly releases and transitions into a CROSSFACE!

JR: The signature hold of Chris Benoit! It's won many matches and made many tough guys tap, will it here!?

K-NESS is crawling....crawling....to the ropes....almost there.

Jay SHUTS HIM DOWN by PULLING BACK ON HIS NECK!

NO! K-NESS uses one last burst to make the ropes!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

JR: K-NESS showing an INCREDIBLE intensity and will to win, more than I've ever seen from him before!

Jay keeps to his strategy after he releases the hold, stomping the weakened shoulder of K-NESS. He picks him up for an irish whip- REVERSED BY K-NESS! He hangs on to the arm and grabs Jay from behind- BACKDROP DRIVER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! THE ROLLING BACKDROP TRIFECTA COMPLETES, SPIKING JAY ON HIS HEAD EACH TIME!

JR: MY GAWD WHAT IMPACT!

Jesse: We could have a new champion, there's a cover!

1!

2!

KICKOUT AT 2.9!

JR: Never question the heart of Jay Darring, that kid will not die!

Jesse: His neck is in bad bad shape, that Ganso STF will finish him for sure if K-NESS can clamp it on!

K-NESS picks him up for a 4th Backdrop Driver...

JAY SLIPS OUT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE HOOKS THE NECK!

AFTERTHOUGHT HITS!

JR: OUT OF NOWHERE!

1!

2!

KICKOUT!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

Jesse: I don't believe it!

JR: K-NESS wants that North American title badly, he will not be denied! He's channeling all that frustration with Kyle Landis into pure intestinal fortitude for this match!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

Jay isn't waiting for K-NESS to recover. He picks him up and hooks him from behind for the Foreshadow!

NO! REVERSAL BY K-NESS!

INTO A RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX '85!

JR: THAT'S HIS MOVE, HE'S CRIPPLED PEOPLE IN THE ORIENT WITH IT!

Jesse: Cover!

1.....

2.......

2.999999! SHOULDER UP!

JR: These men are putting their bodies, their careers, their long term health on the line for the top prize on IntenseZone, the North American title!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

K-NESS immediately pounces on Jay and tries to hook in the Ganso STF!

NO! Jay quickly escapes and rolls away from the challenger! K-NESS tries for another Western Lariat- DUCKED! German Suplex by Jay!

1!

2!

KICKOUT!

JR: THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

Jay makes the gun blowing gesture....

Jesse: He's signalling for the KT Driller, the move that finished off K-NESS last time!

He picks up K-NESS with the fireman's carry....

K-NESS slips out! Jay tries for another superkick...

CAUGHT! Dragon-screw legwhip, he transitions into the GANSO STF~!

JR: That's the move, he's got him!

Jesse: It's over, new champion!

Jay is crawling, crawling....he's close to the ropes...

Jesse: The pain must be UNIMAGINABLE!

He makes the ropes!

JR: MY GAWD THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! How did he do that?!

K-NESS picks him up, but Jay with a desperation headbutt to the stomach! He picks him up for the fireman's carry again!

Jesse: KT DRILLER TIME! HERE WE GO!

K-NESS slips out AGAIN!

K-NESS hooks him.... for a SECOND TIGER SUPLEX '85!

JR: HIS NECK CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE PUNISHMENT!

AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE DOWNED JAY FOR THE GANSO STF!

JR: Jay has never tapped! He said he never would!

Jay is holding on...he's not tapping.

"LET'S GO DARRING LET'S GO K-NESS!"

K-NESS clamps the hold on tighter Jay's neck is BENDING BACKWARDS!

JR: THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, WILL THE STREAK END, WILL JAY TAP?!

Jesse: NO WHERE TO GO!

JAY TAPS! JAY TAPS!

RA: Your winner of the match, and NEEEEWWW OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, K-NESS!

JR: NEW CHAMPION, NEW CHAMPION! RIGHT HERE ON INTENSEZONE! FANS, WE'VE WITNESSED AN EPIC ENCOUNTER, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!

Jesse: You know, I hate both of these guys, but you gotta admit they put on one HELL of a match tonight!

JR: K-NESS has finally climbed the mountain, and rocketed to the top of IntenseZone! What a win! We've seen a new singles superstar born here tonight!

("Trans Magic" plays as K-NESS's hand is raised, a look of shock, then jubilation on his face. The timekeeper referee retrieves the belt from the timekeeper's table- but Jay rips it away from him.)

Jesse: Here's where we see what a giant sore loser Jay really is, now that he doesn't have his precious belt.

(Jay looks at the belt, then at K-NESS. He hands the North American title over to K-NESS and hugs him to a STANDING OVATION!)

"DARRING *clap clap* K-NESS! DARRING! *clap clap* K-NESS!!"

Jay grabs the microphone: "Give it up for IntenseZone's resident and legit tough guy, and NEW OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, K-NESS!"

Jay raises the new champs hand one more time and leaves the ring, a mixture of disappointment and pride evident on his face, as K-NESS proudly raises his new North American title in the air to the sounds of "Trans Magic" and the cheers of the crowd.

"K-NESS! K-NESS! K-NESS! K-NESS!"

Edited July 31, 2003 by ShooterJay

July 29, 2003

JR: Fans, what a night on IntenseZone. We're going to leave you tonight with footage of Eskimo and Jailbait

Jesse: JR, I'm getting word of something going on in the back...

(The camera follows Jay Darring to the back after his devastating final North American title defense, clutching his neck after the deadly Ganso STF.)

-WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE, HE'S DRILLED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

REJECT:

WHERE WAS MY TITLE SHOT, JAY, HUH? WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT?

Reject grabs the stunned Jay and launches him into the wall- knocking over the pipes propped up against it! Jay is down, Reject picks him up by the legs...

PITCH BLACK ON THE PIPES!

REJECT:

You WILL take me seriously Jay! I'm tired of taking shit from this company. I'm making my name- at YOUR EXPENSE!

(Reject stalks off as Jay clutches his ribs in agony.)

[Fade to Black]

July 29, 2003

Credits:

Produced By: Big Poppa Popick

Associate Producers:

Shooter Jay

LaParkaYourCar

Mystery Eskimo

Graphics By: Big Poppa Popick

Writers:

TheGame2705

K-Ness

Shooter Jay

El Dandy~!

SpiderPoet

Big Poppa Popick

LaParkaYourCar

Original Concept:

Tony the Body and AngleSault

Edited July 30, 2003 by Big Poppa Popick

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