The "Dreams so real that you could swear....

[Guest Dmann2000]

20 years ago I had the most fantastic sci-fi/fantasy dream. It was like a complete movie. I woke up and could only remmember the genre.

 

I was 4.

 

I have racked my subconcious trying to unlock that dream ever since.

[Guest Ripper]

The weirdest dream I ever had was when I was 5 I dreamt that I turned into Davey from the Monkeys and we were performing Daydream Believer.

 

My brother convienced me that it meant I was going to turn to a white guy. I cried...

 

*sigh*

 

I was a stupid child.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I just had the wierdst dream last night. I went to a RAW taping, and I spotted the Dames, so I went backstage, and bothered Vince McMahon to give me TV time, he reluctantly agreed. When my time came, I got into the ring, I grabbed the microphone and talked about certain topics that enraged the Dames, when I spotted him again, I said something.

 

Me: Will that fat fuck who runs the TSM forums, bring his lard filled ass up, and face me?!

 

Dames jumped over the barrier and immediately jumped in the ring, but was stopped from kicking my ass by a number of officials. So I continued my horrible speech, which further enraged the Dames. so I challenged him to a match for control of the TSM forums. Dames accepted, and wanted to fight me right now, the officials let Dames go, but he was intercepted by Freddy Krueger who immeidately put him in the mandible claw. Jason Voorhees came in, and attempted to destroy the Dames with a machette, but I stopped him in time, and pulled Freddy off. I told Dames that I had a secret weapon, and that would be Scott Kieth, so I called him out to. "Sexy Boy" plays and Fat Bastard gets in the ring, I tell Scott to finish the Dames for me, so he drags him to the corner, and finishes him with a deadly Banzai drop.

 

Suddenly Van Halen comes out and starts playing Right Now, with the video on the Titantron. One of the images I see is of me asleep in my bed, the caption read:

 

Right Now! This guy needs to wake up.

 

I woke up, and realized that I had set the alarm to play Van Halen's Right Now.

[Guest papacita]

About a week ago I had this real fucked up dream...I was wrestling Jushin (sp?) Liger and was real out of shape, and was clutching my side through out most of the match. I went to to the floor for a minute to get my breath, then got back into the ring to finish the match. I unleash a flurry of moves, when all of a sudden, I felt snot dripping down my nose. I got to wipe my nose, and blood is pouring into my hands...then starts pouring outta my eyes and ears...then I woke up. That was weird as hell.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My dream continued last night, it had to do with my feud with the Dames.

 

It starts out when Brother Love's music hits, and he brings out both me and the Dames for the Great Debate. Dames gets frustrated and starts making threats against me, so I tell him to turn around, as soon as he does Jason Voorhees takes him out with a clothesline from Hell. Then Scott Keith runs in and proceeds to sit on him repeatedly, it all ends when the Dames starts coughing up blood, and is carried out on a stretcher.

 

If Tugboat starts a "Get Well Dames" program, or if Scott Keith serves up Damesburgers, I'm leaving this board.