What's with wrestlers not mooning anymore?

[Guest BernieLicious]

I'm not gay or nothing (well, only when I am drunk) but does anyone else feel a pang of emptiness in their hearts because of the lack of mooning in the WWF?  I am referring to the age old trick often used by HBK and Ric Flair where their asses would "accidently" get exposed during the match.  Sure, moments like that often made us question our sexuality, but I will take the firmly chiseled ass cheeks of HBK over a five star Christ Benoit match anyday.  Why has this practice declined?  Do the wrestlers not feel secure with their physiques?  Or is the ass exposure a dying wrestling cliche, much like the death of the manager?  Your input would be very much appreciated.  Let's attack this topic in a serious, frank, and honest manner.

[Guest]

I'm sure I saw Edge's ass the other day....... maybe I was dreaming.......

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

I still say toss up for the funniest thing I've ever seen both involve HBK's ass.

1) When Ramon pulls his pants down and he did an elbow drop off the ladder...pantsless.

2) When Austin pulled HBK's pants down and then backdropped him onto HHH....with his pants down.

Both very funny moments.

[Guest Downhome]

I think Rikishi and Vince's ass is way more than enough ass to be on my WWF TV. The real question is this...

 

...what happened of the days of "will she take off her top at the PPV"? That's the days I wish would return. Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kitty, kitty, kitty!!!!!!

[Guest BernieLicious]

I don't count Vince or Rikishi's ass, because their ass exposure is meant to disgust rather than titilate and surprise.  Frankly, if I wanted to see Vince's exposed wrinkly ass, I would just ask my old scoutmaster to show me his.  And there's already a court case pending over that, so I think I have had my plateful.

[Guest HartFan86]

I still say toss up for the funniest thing I've ever seen both involve HBK's ass.

1) When Ramon pulls his pants down and he did an elbow drop off the ladder...pantsless.

2) When Austin pulled HBK's pants down and then backdropped him onto HHH....with his pants down.

Both very funny moments.

*agrees*

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

This is one thing I am glad doesn't happen anymore.

[Guest Daredevil21]

I think a reason you don't see so many mooning incidents during matches is due to the abscence of one Shawn Michaels. I've been making some comps lately featuring many of his matches and until I viewed so many in a short amount of time, I never realized how much this guy had his bare ass exposed during his matches. It must have been in his contract or something. He didn't seem to have a problem with it though, as most times he would continue the match for a minute or so without pulling his tights back up. Doesn't do much for those rumors about him being bi.

[Guest Tony149]

Ric Flair is a guy who likes to expose his ass. I've read that Flair used to tell wrestlers to pull his tights down during the match ie. sunset flips, roll-ups, etc.

[Guest jaCko]

You don't see that anymore, because none of the WWF males have an ass the compares to HBKs. Didn't he steal a Slammy away from Sunny in the best buns category?

[Guest areacode212]

Hm, this is one practice that I had completely forgotten about. Yeah, the BUTT-shot elbow drop was pretty cool, and it kind of impressed me that HBK chose to do the move BEFORE pulling up his tights. It's a funny way of humiliating a pretty-boy wrestler, and maybe it should make a comeback. Maybe if Jericho exposed a little bit of booty, he'd be a super-over undisputed champion heel by now. And let's hope HHH doesn't start following in the footsteps of his old DX buddy.

[Guest areacode212]

I say someone should call up Wrestling Observer Live tonight and ask Dave for his opinions on this.

[Guest]

The only situation in which any wrestler is justified in mooning is when it involves Molly Holly.

 

Mmmm.... nice plump ass...

[Guest Shockmaster]

any one else sense small homosexual undertones here?

BernieLicious' gay yearning for male ass are the same as many a smarks exitement when steph pops one out or when we see some trish nipple.

[Guest BernieLicious]

any one else sense small homosexual undertones here?

BernieLicious' gay yearning for male ass are the same as many a smarks exitement when steph pops one out or when we see some trish nipple.

Wanting to see another man's bare ass doesn't make a man gay.  Just really really curious.

[Guest Risk]

Wanting to see another man's bare ass doesn't make a man gay.  Just really really curious.

 

A little TOO curious IMO.

[Guest Shockmaster]

yeah and curiosity leads to.....

[Guest BernieLicious]

Wanting to see another man's bare ass doesn't make a man gay.  Just really really curious.

 

A little TOO curious IMO.

Can I have your phone number?