People who get impaled with something

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I shouldn't be this considerate of you people, but they got this special on FOX about all the weird or sharp stuff that's been caught inside or put through people.

 

Stuff they decided to gloss over because it wasn't tubular enough: guy shot a speargun into his face, some jerk pisses someone off enough to get a combat knife through the skull, asshole gets a big hunk of his windshield jammed up in his neck. Don't worry, though—it's all done tastefully. I don't think any of the people profiled died, or even got vegetated.

 

Plus, we got a commercial for "Luis."

 

I mean, holy shit ... a divorced Latino everyman from New York City. Fucking irresistibly unreal.

Edited August 1, 2003 by subliminal_animal

[Guest subliminal_animal]

!!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!! !!!UPDATE!!!

 

 

 

My brother says a guy with a baby in his belly (eating it, not getting preggers) is up next. He's not the most credible source, though (my brother, not the alleged baby-nosher), as he's made me go see some pretty gay movies with him in the past.

 

And the working tagline of Luis is, "Sometimes comedy isn't pretty."

 

Yeah, he's kind of ugly.

Edited August 1, 2003 by subliminal_animal

[Guest razazteca]

I saw it, the "baby" in the belly was actually the man's conjoined twin it had a scientific name like fetus whatafuckus.

[Guest treble charged]

The fetus looked like a chicken.

[Guest Downhome]

I can't put into words what I felt/feel/thought/think about that fetus in the man.

 

Good lord.

[Guest razazteca]

Why is it that people from India always get exploited for tv shows like this?

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Isn't that Luis Guzman. He's been in alot of movies, and is usually pretty good. This however looks awful.