The Dukes of Hazzard

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Britney Spears is rumoured to be a candidate for the role of Cousin Daisy in the movie version of The Dukes Of Hazzard.

 

Dude, Where's My Car? star Ashton Kutcher is also being tipped to star in the film.

 

Kutcher may star alongside Paul Walker, who appeared in The Fast And The Furious and its sequel 2Fast 2Furious.

 

The Dukes Of Hazzard originally ran on TV from 1979 to 1985.

 

Anthony Anderson, star of US TV series All About The Andersons, is tipped to take the role of Boss Hog, according to Hollywoodreporter.com.

 

 

Story filed: 09:49 Thursday 31st July 2003

 

As bad as an idea as this is, Britney could very well pull off Daisy. She's nothing more then a country girl anyway. But Paul Walker and Ashton Kutcher are just bad choices,IMO.

[Guest Choken One]

Actually...Since it's a Comedy...Kutcher is good...and Walker can play the straight faced dide.

[Guest Choken One]

speaking of which...

 

Is Spears gunning for Redneck Market or what?

 

First the NASCAR movie and now this

[Guest Ripper]

And they turned Boss Hog to a black dude. Come on, stick with the original formula. There isn't going to be a black sherriff in Hazzard County being terroized by two white guys in a car with the confederate flag painted on it without someone having something to say.

[Guest Choken One]

And the Confederate flag won't make the cut thats for damn sure

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

speaking of which...

 

Is Spears gunning for Redneck Market or what?

 

First the NASCAR movie and now this

The thing is she is a redneck. She can't get rid of her accent no matter how hard she tries. If she isn't singer you can hear it quite good.

 

But good point on Kutcher.

[Guest Ripper]

speaking of which...

 

Is Spears gunning for Redneck Market or what?

 

First the NASCAR movie and now this

The thing is she is a redneck. She can't get rid of her accent no matter how hard she tries. If she isn't singer you can hear it quite good.

 

But good point on Kutcher.

Why get rid of the accent. That shit is hot. Her and Beyonce with their TWANGY ass talk...whoo!!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I agree 100%, but I think it's funny how she tries to hide it sometimes.

[Guest Ripper]

And the Confederate flag won't make the cut thats for damn sure

Oh, it definately won't.

 

Just imagine the scene of the them dragging boss hogg from the car into the mud. Funny

 

Take two southern country white guys dragging Anthony Anderson from the back of a Confederate flag painted car...you got problems.

 

Which is fucked up because ANthony Anderson is a funny ass guy and would pull it off perfectly.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Yeah, but who's playing Cooter?

 

WHO IS COOTER!

[Guest razazteca]

I bet its gonna be a Coy & Vance adventure.

[Guest Ripper]

Fuck Cooter, who is uncle Jesse. Who will do the POINT OF DOOM~! during the opening credits. WHO DAMMIT WHO!!!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I just hope Rosco and Enis are in it. There were the real comic relief in the series.

[Guest starvenger]

According to CHUD.com,

This probably won't come as a shock, but there's currently no script. And it's at Warner Bros.

...so take this for what it's worth, just a bunch of rumour-mongering featuring a bunch of "hot" Hollywood names. And Anthony Anderson, who is fast becoming one of those "that guy who's in every movie" guys similar to Chris Cooper and Steve Buscemi...

[Guest Ripper]

I just loved the show for its conveiniantly placed ramps. I mean seriously, a ramp was everywhere.

[Guest razazteca]

How are they going to do the commercial breaks........and who will be the narrator theme song guy?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

How are they going to do the commercial breaks........and who will be the narrator theme song guy?

Waylan baby! He could still be the narrator. Hell he still tours so that would be easy for him to pull off. Plus he is the voice of the Dukes.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

They most likely won't have a narrator, because that will be considered corny. Although, they might go for a parody spoof type of thing like the forth coming Starsky and Hutch is reported to be and therefore have a narrator.

 

In that case, I would like someone like Willie Nelson or Kris Kristofferson as the Balladeer. A friend of Waylon Jennings as a fitting tribute.

 

I just hope this doesn't lead to a cover of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song by Britney Spears.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Uh...Johnson, hate to break this to you, but Waylon Jennings has been dead for about two years.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Britney Spears as Daisy Duke= DA's $9.00 for admission. No matter how bad the movie looks.

 

While I refuse to see Crossroads, I would die to see Brit play Daisy wearing those short shorts. Woo Hoo!!

[Guest El Satanico]

:turns around and walks away:

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I wonder who's gonna do the Hollywood Movie version of the theme song.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Actually...Since it's a Comedy...Kutcher is good...and Walker can play the straight faced dide.

But looking at their hair color Kutcher will probably be playing Luke and Paul will be playing Bo.

 

Luke was the straight laced and Bo was the goofy one. So it will be a little backwards.

[Guest El Satanico]

Who's going to be Coy and Vance?

 

 

They should be in the movie as evil Duke cousins.

[Guest razazteca]

Who's going to be Coy and Vance?

 

 

They should be in the movie as evil Duke cousins.

Rick Schoeder and Zack from Save From the Bell.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Mr.Belding appeared on several episodes has a henchman for the bad guy or the week.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Rick Schoeder and Zack from Save From the Bell.

Saved By The Bell, thank you.

[Guest razazteca]

I wonder if they will have characters from out of town like the Sheriff of Capital City that would use a spike to damage cars.

 

I wonder if they will have a musical guest for the pub that Boss Hog owns. If they do I bet it would be someone like Kid Rock, Unkle Kracker or Bubba Sparx or whoever is the hot country singer of the moment.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Uh...Johnson, hate to break this to you, but Waylon Jennings has been dead for about two years.

Damn man, I had no idea. But Willie or another on of Waylan's friend would be cool. Damn....I loved Waylan.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So how long before they make Knight Rider, A Team, and Air Wolf movies?