A Single Lone 1890s "Veloc-idential" discussion.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

First I would like to remind you that it was I who innovated this "secret speed" word for our pro-gram tonight. In the event that some village idiot 110 years later thinks he is a clever lad by putting such words together, I have "cornered the market."

 

 

"A Hardy and Hearty Boy" Matthew Hardy fancies a grapple with Freidrich Spankington.

 

A storied Asian grappler named Ching Chang Chung, "A Fire-Breathing Dragon," has a bout of fisticuffs against a swarthy Roman named Nunizino Domicelli. A re-view of the previous Big Event is all so in-cluded.

 

Scholarly Thomas has a big fan in this new-fangled rugby foot-ball variation! One of the players likes to do a dance just like Scholarly Thomas. Daguerreotypes of the meet-ing will be dis-played.

 

"Drunken" Mick O'Irish, a respected veteran of fisticuffsmanship, will be pro-filed, especially how he fancies a grapple with the ladies.

 

Finally, an-other "Lady's Man!" Valentin Venus shares his favorite witty barbs in which he "snags the dames."

 

More can be found at http://www.wwe.com/television/velocity/ and http://www.wwe.com/television/confidential/ , whatever those curious "words" mean. They seem to resemble some sort of Tartar dialect, perhaps?

 

Vaclav Schmertzek

"The Bohemian Political Entity"

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Looks like a right jolly romp. Or something. Definitely looking forward to seeing Mathew Hardy tangle with Friedrich Spankington

 

Ching Chang Chung will probably amuse aswell.

[Guest AndrewTS]

So basically, even Velocity kicks Raw's ass this week.

 

I'll be watching a movie but I'll set the other VCR to record this.

 

Is Nunizino staying around in WWE or will he be sent to the wilderness beyond the Appalacians with the rest of his cohorts?

[Guest tpww7]

*Remembering Bradshaw vs. Linda Miles basketball challenge from last year*

 

[Guest tpww7]

Ugh, a repeat Confidential?

[Guest CanadianChris]

Velocity would have kicked Raw's ass this week had they not decided they needed to show the Torrie crap from SmackDown in its entirety, while inserting a commercial into the Ultimo Dragon match.

 

Oh well...at least my recap will be short.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

5 replies?? That'll teach me to start a One and Only thread in that style.

[Guest JRE]

Josh called Ron Simmons "Faarooq" the whole match......and The Cat never corrected him....ugh