The Adventures of Bradshaw Part 3

[Guest Korrosive]

(When we last left you...Bradshaw was abandoned by his mother and father at a beach in San Francisco. Bradshaw asked 2 gay men for some money...and the 2 men told him that in order for him to get some money...They would have their way with Bradshaw. Indeed Bradshaw went with the 2 men. They had their way with him.....multiple times....Bradshaw would turn out to be a bi-sexual. He liked men....but he also liked women....Large, obese, overweight women. A few years after the rape incident...Bradshaw was dating this obese girl throughout highschool. Her name was Barbareta. She had 4 teeth, weighed 265 pounds...and drank everyday. Our story begins at the high school prom, where the 2 lovebirds are dancing, expressing their undying love for each other, and the song "I don't wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith" is playing.

 

Barbareta: "I want a bucket of fries......I want some cherry pies....I'd even eat a baby....but i really want onion rings........"

 

Bradshaw: "Babe, I love the way you wrap your saggy breasts around my body when we make love and pass gas"

 

Loretta: " hehaehheahehaheae, i love doing that too..especially passing gas in your face.

 

(Suddenly.....havok ensues.....a HUGE bear comes running into the gynasium and runs straight for Barbereta....The bear starts biting into Barbareta as everyone is scared...but Bradshaw is determined to get this bear off the love of his life. Bradshaw is trying everything...but it's not working. The bear runs out of the Gym with Barbarera in his teeth. Bradshaw is in absolute tears at this point. Until suddenly a man comes up to him in the dark...

 

"I can make your pain go away really easily"......Bradshaw turns around and notices a 6'8, 500 pound black man standing before him....A man that would go on to become Viscera....

 

 

(Part 4 preview) Viscera and Bradshaw become really close. However, both men have to overcome incredible obstacles to be with each other. Stay tuned sometime in the week for part 4 on the ADVENTURES OF BRADSHAW.

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