Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted August 4, 2003 Report Posted August 4, 2003 At the suggestion of Jay, and in tribute of Quiet Storm becoming Summer Santa Claus from Denmark in Michinoku Pro, here's a hypothetical situation of Santa Storm in ROH..... "Gather 'round, kids! "Kids, you aren't gonna get your FREAKIN' presents unless you're good for your FREAKIN' parents the entire FREAKIN' year, you got it, you FREAKIN' brats?!?!?!" "Now, Low Ki, you've gotta stop doin' your FREAKIN' kicks so FREAKIN' hard! If you do, Santa won't bring you your FREAKIN' shiny kickpads for FREAKIN' Christmas!" "Julius Smokes, you've gotta learn FREAKIN' English! I can't understand a FREAKIN' thing you say, so I can't get you any FREAKIN' presents for Christmas!" "Jimmy Jacobs, if you don't get me a pair of those HUSSIN' furry boots soon, I won't HUSSIN' get you those HUSSIN' Best of John Nord tapes you asked for!" "Chris Daniels, Feinstein told me you haven't been a FREAKIN' good boy and FREAKIN' haven't been shaking hands! If you don't FREAKIN' shake anyone's hand, I won't get you a FREAKIN' silver pennant with your FREAKIN' logo on it!" "Punk, Cabana, Steel, if you can't FREAKIN' agree that "Copa FREAKIN' Cabana" is the greatest FREAKIN' song ever recorded, I won't buy you MOTHERFREAKERS any Pepsi, Cabana FREAKIN' boat paint, or....whatever it FREAKIN' is you want, Steel, for Christmas!" "And the rest of you...Merry FREAKIN' kneescrapes to all, and to all a STRONG FREAKIN' STYLE night!"
Guest Gathering Moss Posted August 4, 2003 Report Posted August 4, 2003 Reading that made me really angry.
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