Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 1, 2002 I had my "Proud member of the Hulk Hogan Hater's Klub" sign taken away because I spelled "Klub" with a "K" and they didn't want misspelled signs on TV. And yet they'd get closeups of "Devon, get the tables" and I never knew Crowbar was on the card. ) There was one at a Nitro that said "Fuck Hogan" in big letters. Never saw the live broadcast so I have no idea if it made TV, but it didn't last long once it came up. They'd confiscated most of the signs on the way in the building that night. Some other favorites. "820 days til the Olson Twins are legal"-SmackDown "I'm not a mark but I play one on TV"-they showed this on a Superstars video package featuring signs Hot Huge Hooters "Vince should buy Ohio"- SmackDown "Happy 100th birthday Hulk Hogan"- Nitro "Hogan fears the AARP"- SmackDown I seem to recall something along the lines of "Tazz is shorter than the Lucky Charms leprechaun" or something like that, but can't remember where. "I'd rather be at WrestleMania"- Uncensored 2000 just as the FBI warning was going off the screen. You need the PPV version to see it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero1 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 "I would make a sign but i am too fucking lazy" "My friend is robbing your car right now" "I'll trade my Wendy's chicken nuggets for better seats" "Kurgan beat me up and stole my clothes" "Paul E. Bounced My Check" "This guy is gay" (with arrow pointing to stranger next to him) "Sting Lives in my Basement" (during the "Crow" run) "This sign is G-Rated" "Sign Takers Suck" "1+2+3 = syxx-pac" "A SOCK IS OVER?" "LWO: Losers Without Occupations" "Hey Luger, I racked your mom" "McDonalds made Owen Hart" (RIP) "Ministry of Mid-Carders" "The Brood's blood supply = PMS and their constant period" "I sold my sister to be here!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted April 1, 2002 "Finally The Rock Has Come Back To Our Crappy Little State" - Raw at Rhode Island "Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking? Mark Henry Sure Does" - Raw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted April 1, 2002 On this weeks TV there was one that read my strudel needs batteries. I was huh??? I swear a guy was holding it to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 No offense meant, Dames. I just figured that most people thought about the pussy beofre the ass as it relates to women. Jeez, alfdogg....couldn't you tell I was kidding? I don't take offense to almost anything. Unless you bang my mom for real or something. Dames - "Oh...Stiflers Mom!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alexcc79 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Non wrestling, but maybe you'll get a chuckle: Game two World Series, Big Unit on the mound for zona: It takes more than 9 yanks to beat our Johnson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 "Nothing Interesting, Turn RAW On"(any RAW, Heat, Smackdown from 97-2000) "Wheres Wrestling Federation"(Nitro in 99) "Really Awful Wrestling"(Nitro 96) "Undertaker: American Dumbass" "Terri, Ryan, Sable=Six best things in the WWF"(RAW in 1998) "WCW fears ratings"(RAW in 2000) "WCW fears Entertianment"(RAW the week later) "Scott Keith Rules"(RAW night after SurSer 01) "I hate signs"(Heat/RAW in 1998) "Chyna vs Rhyno: WHos the Man beast?" (Smackdown in June) "McMahon 3:16 I just bought your fed"(RAW in March 01) "Rocky Sucks...Off Patterson" (house show at MSG in 00, taken at the door) "I rather be in Chyna"(can't remember where I saw this) "Steph has sagging tits"(sign from some show that made Steph get implants) "Steiner stole Hogan's roids"(Nitro in 2000) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 I had my sign on TV once... it was during the crowd sweep to open the show (I think it was smackdown)... but standing out in front of everyone was the sign I have to every show since 97. It's only like 5 shows... but still. Anyway... it was... "Sgt. Slaugher Rules" Also, during the RAW when UT puts Austin up on the symbol... during the Austin promo before it happens, the guys in front of us had their chests painted 3:16 and were on camera. None of my friends were paying attention, but I had on my lap my "Hello laddies" (misspelling included) sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 LMAO @ Syxx Lyxx Dyxx, Nash fears house shows, Asya is her own cuntry, and Rocky Sucks...Off Patterson One of my favorites is from Unforgiven 2001 when RVD comes to the ring. It says something like: "Rob Van Dam = Mr. Pay Per Veiw" I laughed my ass off cause they got a great shot of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 I love the ones that are full of mispelled words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Summerslam 99: "Fok da puppies, I want BUSH" The guy with this sign was actually interviewed by a local minneapolis tv station before the event and when the reporter asked him to show his sign, he realized what it said and walked away. Good thing it wasn't live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I had my "Proud member of the Hulk Hogan Hater's Klub" sign taken away because I spelled "Klub" with a "K" and they didn't want misspelled signs on TV. And yet they'd get closeups of "Devon, get the tables" and I never knew Crowbar was on the card. ) There was one at a Nitro that said "Fuck Hogan" in big letters. Never saw the live broadcast so I have no idea if it made TV, but it didn't last long once it came up. They'd confiscated most of the signs on the way in the building that night. Some other favorites. "820 days til the Olson Twins are legal"-SmackDown "I'm not a mark but I play one on TV"-they showed this on a Superstars video package featuring signs Hot Huge Hooters "Vince should buy Ohio"- SmackDown "Happy 100th birthday Hulk Hogan"- Nitro "Hogan fears the AARP"- SmackDown I seem to recall something along the lines of "Tazz is shorter than the Lucky Charms leprechaun" or something like that, but can't remember where. "I'd rather be at WrestleMania"- Uncensored 2000 just as the FBI warning was going off the screen. You need the PPV version to see it LMAO!!!! That Olson Twins gag was CLASSIC, ohh thats funny shit... I've caught a few more signs on TV recently.. "Flair has sloppy tits" - Nitro "My girlfriend would leave me for Buff's Stuff" - Nitro "Tiger Ali = Ratings!" - Heat "Your the man, Chyna!" - Raw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted April 2, 2002 'I'd love to eat Chynese' 'Hogan fears aging' And somebody at the old board claims that he saw a sign a year or two ago saying 'Tiger Ali Singh is a towel-headed sand nigger'. On TV, no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 2, 2002 There was also a Nitro in the days where the sign police were visible on camera. A guy had his sign taken away *on camera* and as soon as security turned around, he pulled up another one that said "I've been censored." Right on the hard camera. Classic stuff. Another one I saw at a Thunder (theworst show I ever attended, BTW): "Booger Teeth: Raise Da Roof" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 There was also a Nitro in the days where the sign police were visible on camera. A guy had his sign taken away *on camera* and as soon as security turned around, he pulled up another one that said "I've been censored." Right on the hard camera. Classic stuff. Another one I saw at a Thunder (theworst show I ever attended, BTW): "Booger Teeth: Raise Da Roof" Yo J-Hawk, where did you get that killer Avatar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I think it was WM15 when I saw "I Toss Salads" My friend told me about this one Nitro show where this dude's sign said "Snuff Videos For Sale" And you could easily see on TV security guards hauling ass over to him as soon as he whipped it out. Funny shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I don't know why but I personally liked tonight's "My Sign sucks!" call me crazy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Last night: Jazz is my dad NWO: Now we're old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 2, 2002 NWO: Now we're old They stole that one from me. Well, it was never on TV so I'll allow it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Hulk Hogan made wrestling boring. You suck Goldberg, I hope you go bald. Billy "Mr. Takes it in the Ass." Gunn. Old Man sucking Viscera ate my other sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Has anyone ever seen one of their signs on TV? On a Shotgun in 1997 I had an upside down "HBK 4-life" sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chief Slappaho Report post Posted April 2, 2002 last night at Raw the same 2 people in the front row had all these signs: "X-Pac weighs Syxx lbs" "God [Arrow pointing up]" "I like cookies" "Original sign" "Hall stole my razor" "The Perfect match" "PWC jobbers [Arrows pointing left and right]" "Good Work" something mentioning Dames that I couldn't really read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Hunter Has Herpes "Eddy Parked My Car" "Eddy Stole My Hubcaps" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I'm not sure if it made it on Camera but last night someone had a sign that said "I paid $50 to see RAW but the real Talent's on Smackdown" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted April 3, 2002 RR '98: "Tyson killed Tupac" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 3, 2002 Some of my favorite signs ever include: "Syxx Suxx" (WCW, 96) "Raven Fears His Comb" (WCW, 97) "The Real Big Show is in my pants" (WWF, 99) "Vince Blows Goats" (WWF, 98) And a bunch of other's I've forgotten over the years, sadly. EDIT: Man, I can't believe that I forgot: "DIE ROCKY DIE" (WWF, 97) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted April 3, 2002 last night at Raw the same 2 people in the front row had all these signs: "X-Pac weighs Syxx lbs" "God [Arrow pointing up]" "I like cookies" "Original sign" "Hall stole my razor" "The Perfect match" "PWC jobbers [Arrows pointing left and right]" "Good Work" something mentioning Dames that I couldn't really read Please excuse my dumbass friends...at least they got my name on TV. Man...they always make the dumbest signs. Why were you paying attention anyway? You missed the best sign. "HHH, stop wasting water!" Dames - Former PWC President Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chief Slappaho Report post Posted April 3, 2002 I know them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 3, 2002 One of the funniest signs I've ever seen said simply: "Swedish Sid" (hence my user name) It was so bizzare it was laughable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
