A Backyard Wrestling Fed

[Guest madmatt2002]

The sort of sequel to Pro Wrestling Hogan in Mad Matt's run of crappy diaries is a Backyard Diary. With 2 and a Half Million dollars to blow and 6 Wrestlers, I will attempt to build the next big thing in wrestling. It is called....A Backyard Wrestling Fed(ABWF). How orginal. Well at least it didn't have one of these four words in the fed:

 

Extreme

Xtreme

Hardcore

Hardkore.

 

The Cast of Characters:

 

Acid-Gimmick:Daredevil. Best stat:62 for speed.

Chance Prophet-Gimmick:Gothic. Best Stat:67 for Techinical

Drunk Irishman-Gimmick:Fun Drunk. Best Stat:52 for Charisma

Engyma-Gimmick:Manic Depressive. Best Stat:90 for Charisma

Joey Guttermouth-Gimmick:Punk. Best Stat:70 for Charisma

Mitch Paradise-Gimmick:Franchise Player. Best Stat:66 Charisma

 

The first show will be Evolution and it will be Monday September 15th.

[Guest madmatt2002]

Interesting news as Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse fame takes over the fed.

 

(Note:Since I don't have a referee, different wrestlers will take turns with refereeing dutys tonight)

 

ABWF Evolution-September 15th, 2003:

 

Winners get a Bye to the Semifinals. Losers fight each other in the first round:

Joey Guttermouth and Drunk Irishman vs Mitch Paradise and Enygma.

 

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Joey is making his debut at this show. Drunk is making his debut at this show. Paradise is making his debut at this show. Enygma is making his debut at this show. Acid will be the referee for this match.

 

The Match: Joey walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Mitch Paradise hits a shitty missile dropkick on Joey. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Mitch Paradise and Enygma. Enygma \ Paradise whip Joey into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Fallaway slam by Enygma puts down Joey Guttermouth. Hooks the leg for a two count. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Enygma ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Joey blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Forward suplex from Joey, but not done very well. Joey tags out to Drunk Irishman. Enygma takes a right hand to the temple from Drunk. Drunk Irishman DDTs Enygma, but it just looked terrible. Enygma kicks Drunk Irishman in the gut to reverse the momentum. Enygma tags out to Mitch Paradise. Mitch Paradise uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Swan dive headbutt from Paradise but without much elevation on the move. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Drunk takes a chop from Paradise. Drunk counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Weak bodyslam by Drunk. Mitch Paradise can barely stand. Here it comes - Drunken Elbow. 1....2...3, it's finished.

 

My Opinion: 1/4*. Be happy it's not a DUD.

 

Overall:43

Crowd Reaction:23

Match Quality:64

 

The Drunken Elbow is Dusty Rhodes's bionic elbow done by the Drunk Irishman. Drunk and Guttermouth get a bye to face each other in the semifinals.

 

Acid vs Chance Prophet.

 

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Acid is making his debut at this show. Chance is making his debut at this show. Mitch Paradise will be the referee for this match.

 

The Match: Chance Prophet connects with rights and lefts and Acid is down! Acid gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Chance! Chance Prophet with a spinning neckbreaker on Acid. Acid tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Acid blocks a punch. Acid hits a dropkick on Chance Prophet. Actually, it barely touched! Acid hits a shitty missile dropkick on Chance. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chance pushes out of a Acid hold. Chance Prophet hits a stalling suplex on Acid. There's a two count on the pin. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Chance who held onto that one for ages. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Chance charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Acid snapmares Chance Prophet and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Chance ducks a wild right hand. A Gut buster connects on Acid and hits hard. Acid gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Mitch Paradise needed to make a super fast count! Mitch Paradise has grabbed a chair from outside, and slides back into the ring. Acid turns around, and gets floored with a brutal chair shot! Mitch Paradise has knocked Acid out with a chair!

 

My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD.

 

Overall:42

Crowd Reaction:21

Match Quality:63

 

Well by the looks of it, Mitch screwed Acid out of the first round match.

 

Mitch Paradise vs Enygma.

 

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Paradise is making his debut at this show. Enygma is making his debut at this show. Acid will be the referee for this match.

 

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Paradise who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Enygma slams Mitch Paradise. Enygma connects with rights and lefts and Mitch Paradise is down! There's a two count on the pin. BAAACK Body drop by Paradise gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Mitch Paradise pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. A kick from Paradise is delivered to the leg. There's a two count on the pin. Badly executed second rope splash by Paradise. Enygma powers out of a headlock. Death valley driver by Enygma! No one executes that move properly anymore. Paradise looks to have the advantage. Acid comes over. Mitch Paradise can barely stand. Here it comes - Styles Clash. Acid pulls Enygma on top. 1...2...3!

 

My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*.

 

Overall:44

Crowd Reaction:25

Match Quality:64

 

Acid returns the favor. Could we have a...gasp....feud going on here.

 

Semifinals are now:

Guttermouth vs Irishman

Enygma vs Prophet.

 

Joey Guttermouth vs Drunk Irishman.

 

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Joey is making his debut at this show. Drunk is making his debut at this show. Chance Prophet will be the referee for this match.

 

The Match: Drunk takes a back suplex. Leg trip from Joey Guttermouth knocks the opponent down. Joey takes down Drunk Irishman and begins wailing away with some weak punches. Hooks the leg for a two count. Drunk Irishman walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Drunk Irishman comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. A weak headbutt on Joey by Drunk causes nothing but pain for both. Hooks the leg for a two count. Drunk hits a piledriver on Joey Guttermouth. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Joey powers out of a headlock. Joey hits a badly done swinging DDT on Drunk Irishman. Drunk Irishman can barely stand. Shadow Of Shame!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

 

My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this.

 

Overall:36

Crowd Reaction:20

Match Quality:52

 

Crap, Crap, this sure sucked. This is the lowest rated male match I have gotten with 4.0.

 

Chance Prophet vs Enygma.

 

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Chance is making his debut at this show. Enygma is making his debut at this show. Acid will be the referee for this match.

 

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Chance who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Chance takes a headbutt from Enygma. Running knee lift from Enygma. BAAACK Body drop by Chance gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Chance Prophet avoids a Enygma avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Chance drives a thrust kick into the chest of Enygma. Reverse DDT on Enygma. There's a two count on the pin. Enygma once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Enygma hits a piledriver on Chance Prophet. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Chance is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Chance Prophet comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Enygma is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Enygma pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Enygma sends Chance CRASHING to the mat. Chance Prophet is in trouble. Empty Chamber '02!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Enygma offers a handshake to Chance...and he accepts it! No! Chance Prophet levels Enygma with a cheap shot right hand! Chance Prophet spins Enygma around. Chance Prophet hits the Prophet Motive! Enygma has been floored after the match.

 

My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots.

 

Overall:48

Crowd Reaction:26

Match Quality:70

 

Best match of the night so far. That's not saying much. Engyma will face Joey Guttermouth for the ABWF Heavyweight Title.

 

Joey Guttermouth vs Enygma.

 

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Joey is making his debut at this show. Enygma is making his debut at this show. Drunk Irishman will be the referee for this match. This match is for the ABWF Heavyweight title.

 

The Match: Enygma receives a spinning neckbreaker from Joey. Enygma just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Joey. There's a two count on the pin. Enygma reverses a waistlock. BIG clothesline on Joey. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Enygma ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by Enygma puts down Joey Guttermouth. Joey blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! BRUTAL forearm by Joey, the operative word being brutal. Enygma can barely stand. Horror Show!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

 

My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match.

 

Overall:48

Crowd Reaction:26

Match Quality:70

 

Joey Guttermouth gives an interview putting himself over for winning the title belt. I wouldn't be so proud of winning that belt. All we did is take a cheap replica of the WWF Woman's Title and tape a piece of cardboard saying ABWF Heavyweight Title over it.

 

53

 

Overall:46

 

2 People attended Evolution.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Although I find it hillarious that only 2 people attended, a new version of Pro Wrestling Hogan would be fun