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GROUND ZERO! The button has been pressed.

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Fine! I challenge King to the HIAC Scaffold Handicap match along with Double Jeopardy and Johnny Dangerous. Four on one! Let's rumble!

 

(Boy, I am in such a cranky mood today. I think I'm just going to have a glass of Ovaltine and go to sleep.)

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Accepted!

 

*Frost hands King a glass of rich chocolatey Ovaltine...and a sugar cookie of love and understanding*

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Guest Suicide King

*What's that in the Ovaltine? It's the ELK!!! SPEAR!!!! 1... 2... 3!!! The ELK is 43,564-0!*

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Guest realitycheck

No Ted Flink in the Ovaltine? I am damn unsatisfied with this sudden swerve.

 

-Z

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Guest Ace309

Fruit Fucker 5000 all the way, biaaaaaaaatch.

 

reality55check: Say something, anything.

TomIofIV: HAIR!

reality55check: I HATE Kingdom Hearts.

TomIofIV: I can't believe you caught that.

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Guest Ace309

Fruit Fucker 5000 all the way, biaaaaaaaatch.

 

reality55check: Tom, you're a double-posting sack of crap.

TomIofIV: HAIR!

reality55check: Are you even listening?

TomIofIV: POOP! I M SO SMRT

 

::modily stunners Tom through Kernel McJabbid::

 

The best part is that it doesn't say who edited it if I do it in the first 10 minutes. AHAHAHAHA.

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Guest TheBostonStrangler

Good work hyping the PPV, guys. Seriously, nice job. I'm sure you scared away anyone who might have joined up with us. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Now hang your heads in shame.

 

*as everyone hangs their heads, TBS grabs the glass of Ovaltine and the sugar cookie*

 

Yoink!

 

*runs away*

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Guest Crowe
If they're not all scared away, I can show a picture of my dick.

...

 

That would attract a female and homosexual audience, Thoth. Especially since you apparently have a monster dick. Now, go put a ejaculating penis head in your signature.

 

Moving on.

 

Request for hype noted.

 

*sends his soon-to-be-bitch Janus onto the work*

 

:D

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Guest Beingz0wningj00

I just got this wierd visual of Thoth's jank playing SNK Fighting Games

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Damnit, read my promo, it's small, but it's something. :(

 

Yay! Get to start writing tonight.

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Guest Suicide King

I swear Ash... Neilsen and I are kings. You're lucky if you're a count or earl at best. But I suppose Earl of Nightmares doesn't have the same ring.

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Guest Suicide King

Frost and Stevens prove that there is so much evil in the world.

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