The One and Only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Anybody goin to college now? if so, which one

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Anybody goin to college now? if so, which one

Me? I'll probably be going to N.A.I.T.

 

Northern Alberta Insitute of Technologies. From there, I head to B.C. to obtain a degree of some type from the Video Gaming school out there. Dammit. Can't find the name of the place.

 

Anywoo, that's my plan.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong."

 

"I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do the day after."

 

"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing."

 

"No great artist sees things as they really are. If he did he would cease to be an artist."

 

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."

 

"In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it."

 

"The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it."

 

"The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream."

 

-Oscar Wilde.

[Garth 0]

I'm starting college in September, going to Totton College in Southampton. I'm studying English Language and Lit, Religous Studies, History and Photography.

[Guest Choken One]

FIGHT CLUB QUOTES!

 

Rules of Fight Club

1. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.

2. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.

3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.

4. Only two guys to a fight.

5. One fight at a time.

6. No shirts, no shoes.

7. Fights go on as long as they have to.

8. If this is your first night at 'Fight Club', you have to fight.

[Guest Choken One]

Narrator: "A new car built by my company

leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The

rear differential locks up. The car crashes

and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now:

should we initiate a recall? Take the number

of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the

probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the

average out-of-court settlement, C. A times

B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost

of a recall, we don't do one."

Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of

these kinds of accidents?"

Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."

Business woman on plane: "Which car company do

you work for?"

Narrator: "A major one."

[Guest Choken One]

Narrator: "Tyler, you are by far the most

interesting single-serving friend I've ever

met. I have this thing, everything you get

on a plane is single-serving..."

Tyler: "Oh, I get it. It's very clever. How's

that working out for you?"

Narrator: "What?"

Tyler: "Being clever"

[Guest Choken One]

Boss: "Is that your blood?"

Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."

[Guest Choken One]

Tyler: "Did you know that if you mix equal parts

of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice

concentrate, you can make napalm?"

Narrator: "No, I did not know that, is that true?

Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of

explosives using simple household items."

Narrator: "Really."

Tyler: "If one were so inclined."

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Also forgot to mention that if NAIT has a Japanese course, I'll probably also take that and continue to learn how to speak it better. Actually, being able to speak it would be a first step as my teachers just blew at teaching me how to speak in Japanese.

[Guest Choken One]

"Like everyone else, I had become a

slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

If I saw something like clever coffee

table sin the shape of a yin and yang,

I had to have it. I would flip through

catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining

set defines me as a person?" We used to

read pornography. Now it was the Horchow

Collection. I had it all. Even the glass

dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

proof they were crafted by the honest,

simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of

wherever."

~Narrator~

[Guest Choken One]

damn it! flik! I had a OCTOGONAL POST THERE!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Some of the greatest battles are fought from within...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"Virtue has never been as respectable as money"

 

"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to stick to possibilities."

 

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure"

 

"But who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner who needed it most?"

 

"If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not go there"

 

"I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble if there was only one in the world"

 

"Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves, or by others"

 

-Mark Twain.

[Guest LJSexay]

I'm going to UC Riverside in the Fall. *saw someone ask where ppl are going to college*

[Guest Lightning Flik]

damn it! flik! I had a OCTOGONAL POST THERE!

You did?

 

Damn dude. Sorry about that. I wasn't meaning to do that.

 

If it makes you feel better. Here have a

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Butterflies taste with their feet.

[Guest Choken One]

OFFICE SPACE QUOTES

[Guest Choken One]

Peter: Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over? Lawrence: No thanks, dude. I don't need you fuckin' up my life, too.

[Guest Choken One]

Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately. Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.

[Guest Choken One]

Bob Slydell: I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"!

[Guest Choken One]

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO! Michael Bolton: That is the worst idea I've ever heard! Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea!

[Guest Choken One]

Peter Gibbons: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place. Michael Bolton: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy. Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

John Tesh > Michael Bolton

[Guest Choken One]

Michael Bolton: We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

[Guest Choken One]

damn you rico!

[Guest Choken One]

GOOD WILL HUNTING QUOTES!

[Guest Choken One]

Sean: Do you have a soulmate?

Will: Define that.

Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.

Will: Sure, I got plenty.

Sean: Well, name them.

Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...

Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.

Will: Not to me, they're not.

Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.

Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

[Guest Choken One]

Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say?

Will: It's four-thirty, they're probably still awake.

[Guest Choken One]

Chuckie: I didn't get on Cathy last night.

Will Hunting: No?

Chuckie: Nah.

Will Hunting: Why not?

Chuckie: I don't know. [yells across room] Cathy!

Cathy: What?

Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?

Cathy: Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.