The One and Only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

acting on your best behavior

turn your back on mother nature

everybody, wants to rule the world

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I could see Matt Damon playing a superhero.

 

More like, I could see him as the supervillian. I can't really see him being good as a face. Just wouldn't seem right.

I see him playing Bluntman to Ben Affleck's Chronic.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Swiss cheese > American cheese

[Guest DrainYou42]

Bobby Heenan - "I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys'. He said 'I have boys?'"

[Garth 0]

Dogma's great, finally got round to buying that shit on DVD last week.

[Guest Choken One]

Take a Look at Damon's List of movies...Not many clunkers there...

 

 

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Bourne Identity, The

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Gerry

Majestic, The

Ocean's Eleven

Finding Forrester

All the Pretty Horses

Legend of Bagger Vance, The

Titan A.E. (2000)

Talented Mr. Ripley, The

Dogma

Rounders

Saving Private Ryan

Good Will Hunting

Rainmaker, The

Chasing Amy

Glory Daze

Courage Under Fire

Geronimo: An American Legend

School Ties

Good Mother, The

Mystic Pizza

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I see him playing Bluntman to Ben Affleck's Chronic.

Bluntman? Chronic?

 

...is that like that spoof of Marvel characters that shows up on Dextor's Lab?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Okay...

 

So i'm sitting here eating some Oatmeal Cookies and drinking some Milk. I eat 1 Cookie, then I drink the Milk. All of a sudden... the Milk tastes so good that I forget about the Cookies.

 

I'm bored.

[Guest Choken One]

your a clueless movie fan aren't you FLik?

[Guest godthedog]

speaking of flick...after 'election', reese witherspoon was all downhill.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

"I heard the Godwinns were at the mall and the power went out so they got stuck on the escalator for 2 hours." - Jerry Lawler

[Guest Lightning Flik]

your a clueless movie fan aren't you FLik?

Dude, I'm clueless with names of movies.

 

...what's really funny about that is that I worked in a movie store for 3 freakin years.

 

Anywoo, no I don't know what that's refering from.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

MOVIE QUOTES : Rounders

Character : Teddy KGB

"For the next eight hours it is yours. But! If you don't give it to me by then... then you are mine!"

 

"Very aggressive. And you dive and you won't be pushed around. But I raise 5 thousand."

 

"So that’s it then. Just like a young man coming in for a quickie but I feel so unsatisfied."

"Sorry" - Mike

"You must feel proud and good. Strong enough to beat the world"

"I feel fine" - Mike

"Me too. I feel okay. First we check with one other guy. See how he feels.. Gramma!"

 

 

"Fine! It's a fucking joke anyway. After all I am paying you with your own money anyway."

"What did you say?" - Mike

"Your money. I am still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you."

 

 

"You must be kicking yourself for not walking out when you could. Big judgement but don't worry son, it will all be over soon."

 

"The fuck did you lay that down?" *angrily throws cookies against the wall*

"Not hungry?" - Mike

"Mr. son of a bitch! Let's play some cards."

 

"Hanging around. Hanging around. The kids got alligator blood. You can't get rid of him."

 

"And in my club I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please."

 

"Big daddy bets the pot."

 

"Respect is all you have left in the morning. Last card coming."

"Check" - Mike

"It hurts doesn't it? You can't believe what fell. All your dreams..umm..guess. Pops down the fucking drain. Your fate is sitting right beside you. The ace could not have helped you! I bet it all."

 

 

"Mother fucker! That is it!!"

 

"This son of a bitch! All night he check, check, check - he tricked me!!"

 

"Want a cookie?"

 

"Aces fool Mike."

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Speaking of Clueless, what the hell happened to Alicia Silverstone? She disappeared after Batman 4.

[Garth 0]

Isn't it Cena vs Taker rematch tonight or is that next week?

[Guest Choken One]

Here is Ben Affleck's Movie History

 

Gigli

Daredevil

Third Wheel, The (2002)

Sum of All Fears, The

Changing Lanes

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Daddy and Them

Pearl Harbor

Bounce

Reindeer Games

Boiler Room

Dogma

Forces of Nature

200 Cigarettes

Shakespeare in Love

Armageddon

Phantoms

Good Will Hunting

Chasing Amy

Going All the Way

Glory Daze

Mallrats

Dazed and Confused

School Ties

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 

 

Ok...See...He has done some DAMN good movies and yet some clunkers...

[Guest godthedog]

Speaking of Clueless, what the hell happened to Alicia Silverstone? She disappeared after Batman 4.

she retired from movies to go have a lesbian relationship with liv tyler.

[Guest godthedog]

affleck's part in 'boiler room' kicked seven different kinds of ass.

[Guest Choken One]

Speaking of Clueless, what the hell happened to Alicia Silverstone? She disappeared after Batman 4.

Doing Indy Movies and LIFETIME and TV movies...

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

She has some new show on NBC, which will debut in the fall.

 

Don't worry, it'll get cancelled quick.

 

 

 

 

 

THAT KID IS ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Tonight (Re: Cena / Taker III )

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Seinfeld quotes......go

[Guest Choken One]

affleck's part in 'boiler room' kicked seven different kinds of ass.

Exactly...I wished they expanded his role since he was on screen for like 4 minutes combined.

 

 

I also Loved Vin Diesel in that movie.

 

Giovanni Ribsi was also gold in that movie.

 

 

God...Boiler Room was so fucking over looked...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

"Can't tell a joke." - Jerry Seinfeld

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Speaking of Clueless, what the hell happened to Alicia Silverstone? She disappeared after Batman 4.

She's doing a tv cartoon last I remember. It's up on teletoon here in Canada.

 

The show is called "Braceface".

[Guest Choken One]

All Right....Edward Norton.

 

People have gone to call him the "Next DeNiro"...

 

If that is the case...Who is the next Pacino?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Phantoms

Phantoms like a motherfucker.

[Guest godthedog]

affleck's part in 'boiler room' kicked seven different kinds of ass.

Exactly...I wished they expanded his role since he was on screen for like 4 minutes combined.

 

 

I also Loved Vin Diesel in that movie.

 

Giovanni Ribsi was also gold in that movie.

 

 

God...Boiler Room was so fucking over looked...

giovanni ribisi just kinda pissed away his career, didn't he. he was great in 'suburbia', had a nice little part in 'lost highway', did 'boiler room', then he did 'the mod squad' and 'the other sister'. what a dumb fuck.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I could see Matt Damon playing a superhero.

 

More like, I could see him as the supervillian. I can't really see him being good as a face. Just wouldn't seem right.

I see him playing Bluntman to Ben Affleck's Chronic.

Come on, now. Everybody knows that Jason Biggs is the best choice for Bluntman, and James Van Der Beek is the best candidate for Chronic.

[Garth 0]

Tonight (Re: Cena / Taker III )

I will be mighty upset if Cena dosen't go over tonight.