OAOAST IntenseZone - 8/4/03

[Guest ShooterJay]

 

GameDust steps out of his stretch limousine and adjusts his coat. He takes a deep breath then proceeds to enter the building. He opens his locker room door and takes off his coat. Dust lays the coat down on a coat rack and goes to look in the mirror.

 

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most devious of them all?"

 

He stares at the mirror then glances down towards a picture of SpiderPoet. Poet had won a hard fought match and was sweaty from combat. Dust shivers then smiles evilly.

 

"It will only be a matter of time before our next 5 star encounter"

 

He laughs then walks through the crowd to take a seat in the front. row.

 

 

****PPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!*****

 

The crowd is ON THEIR FEET and ready to see someone get their AAAASSSS WHOOPED TONIGHT in the SOLD OUT Nassau Coliseum, where the crowd is CHEERING for a change!

 

JR: Hello everyone, and welcome to the new Tuesday Night Titan that is OAOAST IntenseZone, and we've got a Clash of the Champions tonight with THREE titles on the line! In the main event, it's the North American title match, as newly crowned champion K-NESS takes on the man whose good triumphed against Ultimate Evil, SPIDERPOET!

 

Jesse: And the Trinity vs. Featured Attraction feud comes to a head, as they meet up in a match for the TAG TEAM TITLES, HERE TONIGHT!

 

JR: Also, the first match in the Revolution tournament takes place tonight on IntenseZone, with the strange Bizarro taking on a man with a new attitude, Reject! Plus Shocker, Jailbait, Eskimo and MUCH MUCH MORE!

 

Jesse: But wait, what's that third title match you ask? It's Jay Darring vs. Orion for the F13 Championship, and it's RIGHT NOW!

 

 

RING ANNOUNCER

By the order of IntenseZone General Manager Damian Gonzalez, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the F13 Championship!

 

 

The crowd pops for this unannounced bonus match.

 

RING ANNOUNCER

First, from Camp Crystal Lake, weighing in at 193 pounds, the OAOAST F13 Champion, ORION!

 

"Headstrong" by Trapt blares as Orion runs to the ring, F13 Title around his waist. He climbs the turnbuckle and points to himself, demanding respect from the fans.

 

RING ANNOUNCER

And his opponent, from Boston Massachusetts, accompanied to the ring by Lauren Gellar, weighing in at 173 pounds, "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING!

 

A massive pop for the Shooter and his comely valet as he enters the ring . The referee holds up the belt, then calls for the bell.

 

JR

We could see a new F13 Champion crowned tonight, seeing as how Jay Darring was a longtime North American Champion. But the question is, Jess, will he save his strength for his match with the Trinity later tonight or go all-out here for the title?

 

JESSE

I'd save my strength, JR- the Shooter needs to have enough left in the tank to avoid getting humiliated again by Stephen Joseph later tonight.

 

Orion taunts Jay, daring [ha!] him to strike first. Darring charges but Orion quickly backs into a corner and half-climbs out of the ring, his upper body hiding behind the top rope. The referee forces Darring to stay back while Orion shouts "What the hell's wrong with you? How dare you try and jump me!"

 

JR *sarcastically*

Well, you're seeing how much of a fighting champion Orion is...

 

JESSE

C'mon, JR! If you were in there, you know you'd do the exact same thing.

 

While the ref has Jay distracted, Orion quickly charges and peppers him with right hands, knocking him back into the opposite corner. Orion with a left, right, left, right, kick to the chest, then goes for a double axehandle. Jay moves out ofthe corner and Orion misses, hitting nothing but turnbuckle. Jay pours on the offense now, monkey-flipping Orion out of the corner. Still holding onto his arm, Jay locks in a Fujiwara armbar as Orion screams in pain. Stepping off Orion's back, Jay further wrenches the arm, then judo throws Orion over his shoulder. STILL holding onto Orion's right arm, Jay legdrops it, makes Orion sit up, then applies a SEATED Million Dollar Dream~! The crowd pops for Jay's excellent submission chain-wrestling.

 

JR

Exchanges like that show why "Shooter" Jay Darring is considered to be one of the best teachnical wrestlers in the OAOAST today!

 

Orion squirms and flops like a dead fish in trying to reach the bottom rope with his toe. Darring doesn't exactly make it easier for him by grapevining one of Orion's legs. Screaming and straining, Orion inches closer........closer to the bottom rope......and finally gets his toe on it.

 

JR

He just barely escaped that predicament, but it looks like Jay Darring has this match in complete control!

 

As Jay breaks the hold, Orion rolls to the outside and slumps to the arena floor. Jay follows him outside and grabs him by his hair to roll him back in. Orion is just dead weight as Jay struggles to push him back into the ring. Back inside, Jay stomps Orion's arm and back, then goes to the corner. Jay goes for a double axehandle off the middle rope....and connects with Orion's injured right shoulder!

 

JR

This could be it right here for out *beloved* F13 Champion!

Jay picks him up and goes behind him with a waistlock. He looks around, playing to the crowd as they roar with excitement- they know what's coming up.

 

JR

He's got him in position for the Foreshadow!

But suddenly Orion NAILS Jay with a swift mule kick right to the crotch in full view of the referee! Both men drop to the mat, Jay clutching at his lower abdomen, Orion crawling for the ropes to leave.

RING ANNOUNCER

 

Your winner via disqualification, "Shooter" Jay Darring!

However, still the F13 Champion, Orion!

 

Orion uses the ropes to pull himself out of the ring and begins to amble up the ramp. The crowd chants "BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!" as Orion leaves the ring. As he poses at the top of the ramp, he gets smashed full in the face with a beer, so the camera quickly cuts to the ring and Jay Darring getting to his feet.

 

JR:

What a cowardly exit for the F13 champion, Dames is going to be pissed off!

 

JESSE:

Might as well start calling him "Honky Tonk" Orion! It's break time, so check out those beer commericals while I have one.

 

[Commercial]

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

[return from ze commericals]

 

A knock is heard at Dames' door.

 

DAMES (without looking up)

Come on in.

 

Orion bursts through the door, clutching at his injured right shoulder

 

ORION

How dare you! How dare you book me into a title match when you KNOW my doctor doesn't want me wrestling!

 

DAMES

Your doctor is fake, Orion! I checked into it; he's been dead for years! And besides, you're an official OAOAST Champion; you have to defend your title against the number-one contender whenever we say so!

 

ORION

Dammit, Dames, show me some sympathy here....I haven't even gotten ONE shot at the World champ...

 

DAMES

Show you some sympathy? Why? Because you created your own vanity title belt? Because you can't cleanly win a match to save your life? Because you're the poorest excuse for a wrestler that I've ever seen? If you want to take the easy way out, well....then go somewhere else! Take your meaningless title belt and get out of here! (Laughing) Go start your own promotion if you want to be a world champion!

 

Orion was backing toward the door and staring at the floor until that last comment. He stops, as if inspired, then runs out the door

 

ORION (offscreen)

Hey! Hey, anybody know where the nearest Kinko's is?

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

JR: What does Orion have planned?

 

Jesse: Something odd and scary, no doubt, he did live on Camp Crystal Lake you know!

 

Cue: Dames' Trademark Sean Paul Music

 

JR: It's our General manager making a rare arena appearance, what a treat!

 

Jesse: Could your nose get any browner?

 

Dames: Good Evening and welcome to another great edition of IntenseZone!

 

(Crowd Pops)

 

Dames: I'm going to have to get straight down to business, we've got a huge night ahead.

 

(Crowd Pops)

 

Dames: It seems that a situation has developed where a HeldDown Superstar has decided he needs to come to IntenseZone.

 

(Half Pop/Half Boos)

 

Dames: Well I'd be happy to talk trades with my counterpart Tim Moysey down the line, but at the moment IntenseZone has started to find its feet and is starting to kick some ass!

 

(Crowd Pops)

 

Dames: Nonetheless, this particular Superstar doesn't like taking 'NO' for an answer. So I'm not going to give him the chance to ask...

 

JR: Who is Dames talking about?

 

Dames: Caboose, because of your actions on last week's HeldDown when you attacked Tim, I have no choice but to prevent you from trading to IntenseZone.

 

(Crowd Boos)

Dames: I am not willing to compromise the safety of my IntenseZone stars for your needs of revenge against Stephen Joseph. Furthermore to make sure you cannot get into the arena tonight, there is several hundred security staff dotted around the arena guarding every entrance, under strict instructions not to let you in under any circumstances...

 

The Lights go out.

 

JR: Oh my god! He's here! It must be!

 

Audioslave's 'Cochise' blares out over the sound system to a massive reaction of both cheers and boos. Dames stands ready facing the entrance stage in anticipation of Caboose's arrival...

 

Dames: Caboose stop right there, this arena will be filled with secuirty if you come out here...

 

However there is no sign of Caboose on the entrance stage. The crowd seems a bit miffed, but Dames is still ready in the ring...

 

JR: Where is Caboose?

 

Suddenly Caboose lowers into the ring from the rafters behind Dames...

 

JR: Dames turnaround! Watch Out!

 

Dames sees Caboose's arrival on the IntenseTron and turns...

 

...But Caboose nails Dames across the face with his Cricket Bat to another mixed reaction!

 

JR: This man's actions are out of control!

 

Caboose picks up the mic Dames dropped and places the tip of his Cricket Bat under Dames' chin...

 

Caboose: So this is IntenseZone huh?

(Crowd Pops)

 

Caboose: Seems like you hire the same shitty security as tim does on HeldDown.

 

(The Crowd pops with boos)

 

Caboose: Look Dames, I don't mind you. I really don't. But give me what I want. Give me him. And I won't have to resort to this every week...

 

Caboose drops the mic and rappels back into the rafters as security comes running down the entrance ramp!...

 

JR: By gawd! Caboose's plan has already gone into action!::

 

Jesse: And we've got even more chaos going on in the back JR! Something is raising quite a ruckus!

 

(We cut to the back where some of IZ's competitors are all standing .around talking when an official walks in and asks everyone to calm down)

 

OFFICIAL

Everybody calm down for a second

 

NARRATOR

I just said that!

 

OFFICIAL

Oh...sorry. Everyone listen up. In my hand I have sign ups for the Bizarro Invitational. Anyone who feels they can compete with Bizarro Blurricane can sign up to face him tonight!

 

(The others chat amongst themselves about who will sign up. Shocker steps forward and takes the clipboard.)

 

SHOCKER

This ass has just been begging for a beating ever since he came here, but how do I know this isn't some trap? I don't trust the guy.

 

OFFICIAL

All I know is he's requesting a match. I'll be the ref and believe me I'm not putting up with this guy's crap.

(Shocker looks at the clipboard for a second and thinks about it. Finally he signs up.)

 

OFFICIAL

Bizarro has requested that as many people as possible sign up. He says that if he should make short work of any of his opponents that he'll want more.

(The rest of the guys gladly sign up on the sheet and then hand the clipboard back)

 

SHOCKER

Wait a second. (takes the clipboard back and writes something) Just incase...

 

(Shocker hands the board back to the official and then walks out of the room)

 

[Commercial]

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

[back from commercial, the official from earlier is seen in the hall carrying the clipboard. He walks up to Bizarro and stops. The crowd can be heard booing even backstage.]

 

OFFICIAL

Here's the list of....(Bizarro yanks the clipboard from his hands)

 

BIZARRO

Give me that! (Bizarro takes a look at the names) Mmph..heh...hehehe....mwahahahaha.

 

(Bizarro grabs the official by the shirt and acts like he's using it to wipe away the tears from all his laughing. The official pulls away, giving him a dirty look.)

 

BIZARRO

No...I said find me competition. But I guess this is all I'll get so let's just take the first name on this list. (Turns the clipboard upside down and looks at the last name) What the?? Persistent little ass isn't he? Fine! I'm heading to the ring. You just make sure you don't get in my way out there. (Bizarro pokes the official in the chest with his finger as he says this)

 

(Bizarro walks away as the official gives him a pissed off look)

 

JR: We're back ladies and gentlemen, up next is the Dream Partner tag match with Jailbait and Mystery Eskimo...

 

CUE: Blackened

 

JR

Wait, the Bizzaro Invitational is happening NOW?! Well this should be good.

 

JESSE

Finally you're warming up to Bizarro......oh wait that was sarcasm wasn't it? It's hard to tell when reading written word.

 

JR

What are you talking about? This isn't really happening??? BAH GAWD!! What's going on!?

 

(Bizarro slowly rises from the stage and arrogantly walks to the ring with the clipboard in hand. As he comes around to ringside he takes the mic and steps into the ring.)

 

BIZARRO

Tonight not only will I make an example out of someone, but I will also advance in this Revolution Tournament as well! Tonight is the night that you people start recognizing how you truly feel about me. You may hate me now, but I'm sure you will all come around. I've moved on from wrestling for that fake title and now I'm entered in a tournament that will prove my perfection to everyone!

 

(Bizarro takes a look at the clipboard and takes a second to think before raising the mic to his mouth again)

 

BIZARRO

I asked for competition, but instead I got a list of jobbers. Well I have to start somewhere I guess. So my opponent for tonight is...long time jobber Mike Bell! Come out here and get your ass whooped bitch!

 

JR

What the hell?? I didn't even think he was working for the OAOAST! And why is he on that list?

 

JESSE

Obviously he wanted to wrestle!

 

(Mike Bell comes out looking confused. The crowd gives him polite applause and some fans even tell him to, "kick Bizarro's ass!" Mike reluctantly climbs into the ring and foolishly extends a hand to Bizarro. Bizarro looks at him funny before actually shaking his hand.)

 

*DING DING DING*

 

Bizarro continues to hold on to Mike's hand and pulls him in for a vicious Short Arm Clothesline! Bizarro then pulls Mike up onto his shoulders and hits The Black Death!

 

JR

Well that's all for Mike Bell! Why does poor Mike Bell always get stuck in the ring with crazy people?

 

JESSE

That's the life of a jobber JR!

 

Cover. One...Two...Three

 

*DING DING DING*

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Here's your winner...

 

CUE: “Live For The Moment” by Darwin’s Waiting Room

 

(The fans erupt as Shocker comes running out and slides into the ring. Shocker stands toe to toe with Bizarro and Bizarro asks for a mic)

 

BIZARRO

Who the hell are you?

 

(Shocker grabs the mic away)

 

SHOCKER

The name is Shocker. One half of the the soon to be new Tag Team Champions! Either you need Hooked on Phonics or you're just a Chicken Shit, because I do believe my name is the first and last name on that list!

 

(Bizarro grabs the mic back)

 

BIZARRO

Oh...well I was going to get to you. I just needed a warm up first. So lets go!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

The two men circle each other before locking up. Shocker gains the advantage and backs Bizarro into a corner. The ref calls for a clean break and Bizarro leans back, putting his arms up for protection. As Shocker is backing up Bizarro grabs him and tosses him into the corner where he hits some hard chops! Bizarro then grabs Shocker and hits a Monkey Flip, but Shocker manages to land on his feet. As Bizarro stands Shocker comes running in, but Bizarro ducks down and Back Body Drops him over the top rope. Shocker lands on the apron and hits a Shoulder Block to Bizarro's gut and then goes for a Sunset Flip back in.

Cover. One..No!!

 

Both men get up and go back to a lockup. Bizarro hits an Armdrag, but Shocker pops back up and comes running in again. Bizarro goes for a Hip Toss, but it's blocked and Shocker does a Backslide! Cover. One..No!!

 

JR

Bah Gawd these two are countering everything!

 

JESSE

Bizarro is just toying with him JR! Once he gets started it's all over!

 

Bizarro slides to the outside for a rest and then just waves Shocker off and begins to walk to the back. Shocker comes sliding out and grabs Bizarro from behind, sending him back into the ring.

 

JESSE

That's not fair! Bizarro has another match tonight. Plus he's already wrestled one man!

 

JR

I wouldn't say he put out much energy in that last match though and he's the one who made this challenge! Is he going to back out now?

 

Shocker quickly climbs to the top rope and comes off with a Missle Dropkick, but Bizarro swats him away causing Shocker to hit the mat hard! Bizarro picks Shocker up and puts him in position for The Black Death! Shocker manages to slip off behind him and trips him up. Shocker starts Paint Brushing the back of Bizarro's head, which causes the fans to cheer loudly! Bizarro shoves Shocker back with his foot and kips up. The two men lock up again and this time Bizarro whips him to the ropes. As Shocker comes back Bizarro hits a Drop Toe Hold and then bounces off the ropes for a Leg Drop. Cover. One...Two...No!!

Bizarro grabs him for a Tiger Suplex, but when he hits it he rolls over, still double underhooking the arms and flips over into a Cattle Mutilation!

 

JR

Good Gawd what a move! Bizarro loves those puro submissions!

 

JESSE

You cannot deny that this guy as is good as he says JR! He's proving it!

 

Shocker cringes in pain as Bizarro locks the hold in tight. The ref asks if Shocker wants to give up, but he says no! With a burst of energy Shocker flings his leg onto the rope for a break. Bizarro keeps the hold on until the count of four and the ref yells at Bizarro to watch himself. Bizarro just fakes a backhand at the ref causing him to flinch!

 

JR

Bizarro better watch himself! He can't treat the refs like that!

 

Bizarro goes to grab Shocker, but he's rolled up into a Small Package! Cover. One...Two...No!!! Bizarro stands up looking pissed and starts stomping Shocker into the corner. The ref tries to tell him to back off, but Bizarro just pie faces the ref back and kicks Shocker square in the groin while the ref is dazed. The crowd boos as loud as they can at the move so Bizarro flips them all off.

 

JR

Dammit! That damn Bizarro just hit a low blow!

 

JESSE

I think he was trying to kick him in the gut and was a little off!

 

JR

Aw bullsh...

 

JESSE

Whoa whoa whoa JR! Easy now!

 

Bizarro pulls Shocker up and hits the Splash Mountain Bomb! Cover. One...Two...Three..No!! Shocker kicks out!

Bizarro gets in the ref's face again and tells him to count normally. The ref yells that he's counting normally when out of nowhere Shocker rolls Bizarro up!

 

One...Two...Thr.No!!

 

Bizarro pulls himself up and grabs the ref, sending him over the top rope and to the outside!

 

JR

Why the hell did he do that!?

 

JESSE

That ref was dirrrrrty! I can feeeeel it!

 

JR

Are you feeling okay?

 

As Bizarro turns around Shocker grabs him by the arm, forcing him to the mat, and locks in the Shock Therapy...but there's no ref! Shocker pulls back with all his strength as Bizarro claws at Shocker's hands to try and break the hold. Bizarro starts hitting palm strikes to Shocker's head with his free hand. Finally one catches Shocker right in the nose and Shocker breaks the hold.

A little blood starts to trickle from Shocker's nose as he rests against the ropes. Bizarro rolls the the outside to rest. Shocker exits the ring on the other side to check on the ref. As he reaches the floor he shakes the ref a little to wake him up and then helps him to his feet. Shocker asks the ref if he's okay and the ref slowly nods his head yes. As the ref grabs the ropes to hold himself up Bizarro blasts Shocker from behind with a chairshot that sends him to the ground.

 

REF

Ring the bell!!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Here's your winner by way of Disqualification....SHOCKER!!!

 

Bizarro looks at the ref with fire in his eyes and takes a swing at the ref. The ref is blasted across the head with the chair and falls to the ground as well.

 

JR

Dammit! Damn him! What the hell did he prove by doing that?

 

JESSE

He proved not to mess with him that's what! And remember he never tapped out to the Shock Therapy even though there was no ref in the ring!

 

Bizarro tosses the chair and walks to the back as the trainers come out to check on both men. The crowd boos Bizarro as he walks back through the curtain.

 

JR: Are we ever going to get a clean finish tonight?!

 

Jesse: Well, considering the next two matches involve Stephen Joseph and Jailbait...no.

 

JR: Speaking of Jailbait, that tag team match we promised, is NEXT!

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

We cut to the locker rooms. Mystery Eskimo sits on a bench. Derek the Fish is next to him, swinging his fins happily as he chugs on a beer. Eskimo has tonite's match schedule in his hands.

 

Eskimo: Jailbait challenged me to a tag team match...

 

Derek: Great! Let's go out there and kick his ass!

 

Eskimo: You want to be my partner?

 

Derek: After what Jailbait and co did to you at Licence to Pin? Hell no!

 

Eskimo: Whatever. He's made a big mistake.

 

Eskimo gets up as "Shooter" Jay Darring walks into the locker room, drawing a pop from the watching fans.

 

Eskimo: Jay...

 

Jay turns and looks at Eskimo uneasily.

 

Eskimo: I know you have a lot of your own business, but I was wondering if you'd tag with me tonight?

 

Jay: Ah...I don't know...

 

Eskimo: C'mon, you know that Jailbait deserves a good beating!

 

Jay: Sure...but...

 

At that moment, Jailbait's valet, Clarissa walks into the room. Her face is still visibly bruised and scarred. Jay looks at her, and at Eskimo, and quickly walks out.

 

Eskimo looks at Clarissa and is about to speak when CABOOSE walks into the dressing room!

 

Eskimo: Hey, Caboose! What're you doing tonight?

 

Caboose takes one look at the scene and walks out again. Eskimo, furious, walks forwards towards a trembling Clarissa. Suddenly, Jailbait leaps into the room and puts his arm around Clarissa.

 

Jailbait: Woh there! Don't you think you've punished her enough! Keep back, man!

 

Eskimo: You little bastard! Everyone's buying into this! No one will tag with me tonight!

 

Jailbait: Well, I guess everyone is seeing your true colors, you sick bastard. Looks like it'll be a handicap match tonight....

 

Jailbait pulls Clarissa out of the room, but as he leaves, turns his head and shouts back to Eskimo:

 

"Oh, and if you were wondering who my partner is...you just met her...her chance for a little revenge, eh Clarissa?"

 

JR: BAH GAWD! Jailbait is so manipulative! He's putting Clarissa in the ring against Eskimo! That has got to be a huge psychological disadvantage for Eskie!

 

Jesse: I can't wait to see Clarissa kick Eskimo's ass! This is going to be great, Jim Ross!

 

JR: This tag team match has apparently turned into a SICK Handicap match pitting Eskimo against his tormentor Jailbait and his pawn, Clarissa.

 

Jesse: C'mon Jim Ross, do you still believe Eskimo is innocent of assaulting that woman?

 

JR: Of course I do! I have faith in Eskimo, and so should all the fans and wrestlers of the OAOAST!

 

Jesse: Yeah...you keep living in your dream world JR. This is reality, and the reality is Eskimo is a cowardly, sick man.

 

 

"Too Cold" interrupts the arguement, and the Mystery Eskimo walks out to the ring. Beside him walks Derek the Fish, swigging on what appears to be brandy and smoking something very large. The OAOAST fans seems unsure how to react to the formerly popular Eskimo, and the OAOAST veteran walks to the ring with little interaction.

 

"How I Could Just Kill A Man" blasts out, and Jailbait walks cockily out, his arm around the cleary terrified Clarissa.

 

The crowd mumbles disapproval at Jailbait but doesn't give him the full all out heel abuse.

 

Jailbait pushes down the top rope for Clarissa to enter, and Eskimo watches wairly from the other side of the ring. Jailbait points to the marks on Clarissa's face and shakes his head disappovingly at Eskimo.

 

JR: Jailbait made these allegations over 6 weeks ago! Does he expect us to believe Eskimo is STILL abusing Clarissa?

Jesse: The evidence is right in front of you, Jim Ross.

 

DING DING DING

 

We're underway, and Clarissa quickly steps out on to the apron. Jailbait walks over to Eskimo and slaps him HARD across the face! Eskimo fires back with a right hand, and they're brawling in the middle of the ring! Eskimo gains the upperhand and whips Jailbait off the ropes, but the Brooklyn native ducks under Eskie's lariat. Jailbait bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring and leaps through the air, connecting with the head of Eskimo with a flying forearm! Jailbait covers

 

ONE!

 

Eskimo kicks out firmly! The icy warrior is brought up by Jailbait, who whips him to the ropes. As Eskimo comes back Jailbait leaps into the air and nails him with a dropkick for:

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jailbait poses over the fallen Eskimo and laughs. Jailbait picks Eskimo up, grabs him into a headlock and pulls him up and over with a vertical suplex. Jailbait decides against another cover and whips Eskimo in to the corner. Jailbait rushes in after Eskie but eats only turnbuckle as Eskimo moves aside at the last second!

 

JR: YEAH! THAT'S IT! ESKIE!

 

Jesse: Easy there...you'll get frostbitten lips sucking on an Eskimo's-

 

Jesse is thankfully interupted by a BANG from the ring, as Eskimo leaps on to Jailbait in the corner, grabbing him around the head and jumping back, spinning around in the air and plummeting to the mat, SQUASHING Jailbait's head with a Tornado DDT! The cover:

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

 

 

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-KICKOUT!

 

Eskimo merely flips Jailbait over, puts his left arm between his legs and locks his hands across Jailbait's forehead

 

JR: THE FROSTBITE FACELOCK!

 

Jailbait is trapped and screaming in pain at Clarissa to come in and break it up. Clarissa looks at Eskimo wrenching back on Jailbait, and steps into the ring, pushing Eskimo, who doesn't budge! Jailbait screams again, and this time Clarissa kicks Eskimo in the side of the head! The blow still isn't hard, but its enough for Eskimo to break the hold and stand up.

 

Mystery moves towards Clarissa, and the crowd heat up.

 

Jesse: He's going to hit her! Some body stop this!

 

JR: Jailbait trashed your car two weeks ago! Can't you see the real villain?

 

Jesse: That was just in the heat of a match! Eskimo beat up Clarissa in the COLD of his Igloo!

 

Clarissa is shaking her head at Eskimo as he advances, but we'll never know what Eskie had planned as Jailbait attacks from behind with a stiff shot to the head.

Jailbait wraps his arms around Eskimo's waist and pulls him over with a release German suplex! Jailbait moves over to cover:

 

ONE!

 

 

TWOOOOOO!

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jailbait points at the fallen Eskimo and we hear him shout "Get your revenge!" Clarissa shakes her head, at which Jailbait grabs her by the arm and pulls her over to Eskimo. Jailbait picks up the Inuit and holds him for a shot from Clarissa. Our referee attempts to point out that Clarissa isn't legal, but Jailbait shoves him down to the mat!

Shaking, the young woman pulls back and aims a hard slap at Eskimo...who ducks down! The slap connects with Jailbait! The blow distracts Jailbait and he gets a boot in the stomach from Eskimo, and Eskimo hooks up his arms!

 

JR: Pedigree?!

 

Eskimo swings around and smashes Jailbait's face into the mat!

 

JR: Angel's wings!

 

Eskimo covers as our ref makes the quick count:

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

THREEEEEEEEEEEE-NO! Clarissa breaks it up!

 

 

JR: Damn, that was it! I've never seen Eskimo uses the Angel's Wings before.

 

Jesse: A desperation move- he knows he can't beat Jailbait.

 

Eskimo gets up and pushes Clarissa away! Eskimo is about to pick up Jailbait when two men wielding night sticks run down the ailse!

 

JR: Oh no! More of Jailbait's street punk friends!

 

Jesse: They're COPS, Jim Ross!

 

Three more cops run down and they pile into the ring, slamming Eskimo down to his back and roughly handcuffing him! The crowd is SHOCKED but LOUD in their disapproval of this. Jailbait crawls away and grins as he embraces Clarissa, who looks horrified at the scene, as the cops start to hammer Eskimo with their sticks.

 

JR: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! BAH GAWD!

 

Jesse: Finally, Eskimo is going to pay for his crimes!

In the ring, Jailbait is on the mic as the cops drag Eskimo out of the ring.

 

Jailbait: I tried teaching you right from wrong myself, but you just wouldn't learn, would you! I reported you to the police, and they said if you put a hand on Clarissa tonight they'd take you down!

 

JR: But this is a sanctioned match!

 

Jesse: Don't start on the logic, Jim Ross.

 

Jailbait: So I'll see you at your trial, esse!

 

Jailbait laughs and throws down the mic. Our referee, looking stunned, shrugs. We get no bell, no decision, as

the cops drag Eskimo up the ramp and away.

 

JR: BAH GAWD! SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A LAWYER!

 

Jesse: At last, justice! I love it!

 

JR: We havn't heard the last of this! Let's take a break!

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

::camera fades into the locker-room of Spider-Poet and Amanda. We don't see Amanda anywhere, but as the camera pans past a best-selling POWER OF THE POET T-shirt, the Spider-Bard and his old tag team partner El Dandy~! sit in the lockers, obsensibly catching up on life. We begin to hear snippets of conversation.::

 

Bard: What you did to Edward was sweet man. I'm glad you came back and decided to make a stand.

 

Dandy: Way I figure it, Ed owes me a few ass-whoopings, and I'll gladly collect. What's your direction now, that ole Goblin is holed up in the slammer?

 

Bard: Challenge K-ness.

 

Dandy: He's tough man, I fought him over in Japan.

 

Bard: You know what I'd say to that

 

Dandy: Yeah, the power of the poet...you go boy. Listen, I'm going to get warmed up...gotta

 

::Knock, Knock::

 

Bard: You expecting someone?

 

Dandy: No.

 

::The camera pans back towards the door, while Dandy goes to open it up. We see the door open and Dandy stand back quickly, pulling his left hand into a fist.

 

Dandy: Explain...Now.

 

Bard: Who?

 

::Stephen Joseph steps into view, with Tag belt around his shoulder::

 

::Crowd boos::

 

Stephen: Give me 1 minute. K?

 

Dandy: Clock's ticking.

 

Stephen: Look, alot of stuff got messed up in my head. You guys can see what's going on. I dodged a bullet thanks to Ed on License to Pin, but Caboose is after me now. My time's up.

 

Bard: Reap what you sow.

 

Stephen: Or, like a dying man, I can try to right my wrongs. I'm sorry boys, you were loyal to me, always. Ed is too, I'll give him that. But, you boys...you're like my children, and I just wanted to stop by and say two things. One, I'm proud of ya...I'm glad you kicked ole Goblin outta here. And the other thing, Dandy, don't interfere tonight. Save your hate for Edward later, but not when its during the tag match. This *knocks on the title* is the only thing I have left.

 

Bard: You mean you don't have a soul?

 

Stephen: ::looks down:: Tell me poet, can you get your soul back after what I've done. I'm damned man, there is no hope for me. But if I am to endure hell, I will have my head held high. ::looks up:: After all, wasn't I always a headstrong bastard? I ain't worried, I'll spit in the old bastard's face.

 

::turns to leave::

 

Stephen: Good luck to you guys...Thanks, for the memories.

 

::door closes::

 

Dandy: Dood, what the fuck is that?

 

Bard: Saul...or Paul? I don't know which we're dealing with

 

Dandy: I don't understand

 

Bard: I don't think anyone does...but maybe...maybe I do.

 

JR: Stephen Joseph continuing to act quite strangely...

 

Jesse: And this is a SURPRISE to you?! I would be too if Caboose was in the house stalking me!

 

JR: Up next is the first match of the Revolution Tournament, the winner of the IntenseZone Bracket will face the winner of the HeldDown bracket to vy for the new Revolution Trophy at AngleSlam, and number 1 contendership to either the North American title or the X title! Let's take a look at the brackets:

 

Bizarro

Reject

 

Jailbait

"mystery entrant"

 

Jesse: I wonder who this "mystery entrant" is.

 

JR: You can bet he won't disappoint the OAOAST fans! Let's go to the ring!

 

Jesee: I wonder how the crowd is going to react to our next two competitors? Both men have no love loss with the crowd, but both men have no love loss with each other either.

 

JR

Let's take it to the ring announcer.

 

 

RING ANNOUNCER

*mumbling under his breath* When am I ever going to get a name? I'm just ring announcer...

 

JR

Umm...You're on.

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Oh! Ummm.....This match is scheduled for one fall and it is a first round match in the Revolution Tournament!

 

CUE: Hate Me Now

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Coming to the ring...weighing in at 225 pounds...from New York, New York...REJECT!!!!

 

(Reject comes walking down the isle as the fans boo. He slingshots into the ring and stretches out while waiting for Bizarro to appear.)

 

CUE: Blackened

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Coming to the ring...weighing in at 190 pounds...from Parts Unknown....BIZARRO BLURRICANE!!!!

 

JR

This man has been attacking refs and wrestlers ever since he came here! I'd be damn surprised if he made it through this match without doing the same!

 

JESSE

Now that's an unfair assumption! You know what they say about assuming!

 

(Bizarro rises from the stage for the second time tonight. He takes his time coming to the ring and once he gets to ringside he walks around the ring before getting in. Bizarro hands his cape to a ring attendant and then climbs to the apron, but doesn't get in. Bizarro stands there on the apron waiting for Reject to make a move. Reject, finally having enough, runs to the ropes and bounces off the second turnbuckle for a Dropkick, but Bizarro drops down and Reject hits nothing but the mat.)

 

Bizarro pulls Reject to the outside and whips him into the steps. He then grabs Reject and slides him into the ring before following him in.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

Bizarro picks Reject up and whips him to the ropes. Reject comes back with a Flying Forearm that knocks Bizarro off his feet. Cover. One.No!!

 

Reject quickly pounces on Bizarro and begins nailing him with forearm shots to the head. Bizarro uses his foot to shove Reject off of him and then starts pounding on Reject with Forearm shots of his own! Reject shoves Bizarro off of him and kips up! Reject then begins stomping on Bizarro while he's down. Reject then whips Bizarro to the ropes and goes for a Hurricanrana, but Bizarro holds on and attempts a Powerbomb, but Reject punches away at Bizarro's head and flips over for a Sunset

 

Flip! Cover. One...Two..No!!

 

Bizarro kicks out so that he's standing in front of Reject's legs. Bizarro grabs Reject's legs and flips over for a Jacknife

 

Pin. One...Two...No!!

 

JR

Bah Gawd what a Slobberknocker!

 

JESSE

It's just getting started though!

 

JR

These two have given their all for you tonight!

 

JESSE

JR....nevermind.

 

Reject and Bizarro stand up and go to a lockup. The two men struggle for control and Reject manages to back Bizarro into a corner. The ref calls for a clean break, but Reject slaps the taste out of Bizarro's mouth. Bizarro returns the favor with an even harder slap so Reject nails him with a right hand! Reject then whips Bizarro to the opposite corner and plants a hard Shoulder Block into his gut. Reject hits two more Shoulder Blocks before backflipping and hitting a Superkick to Bizarro. Bizarro falls face first to the mat and Reject makes a cover.

 

One...Two...No!!

 

Reject pulls Bizarro to his feet and whips him to the ropes. As Bizarro comes back Reject goes for a Hip Toss, but Bizarro counters into an Armdrag. Reject gets back to his feet, but is taken down again by a Dropkick. Reject gets up, but slower this time. Bizarro grabs him for a Vertical Suplex and hits it. Cover. One...Two..No!!

 

Bizarro picks him up again and hits a Brainbuster, which he follows up with two more for Rolling Brainbusters! Cover. One...Two...No!! Bizarro then locks in a Dragon Sleeper on Reject!

 

JR

Bah Gawd Bizarro is in control of this match! He's working over Reject's head and neck and he's probably going to just end up cheating that damn...

 

JESSE

Will you stop!? I have put up with your bias for awhile, but you're getting rediculous!

 

JR

You know I'm right!

Reject slowly tries to move his legs into position to reach the ropes, but Bizarro picks him up and drops him with a Reverse DDT. Cover. One...Two...No!!

Bizarro then grabs a Camel Clutch on Reject. The ref asks Reject if he wants to quit, but Reject says no. Bizarro continues to wrench back on Reject's head causing Reject to cringe in pain. Bizarro locks the hold in tight and pulls back hard on Reject's head causing him to arch back roughly. The ref sees Reject fading and lifts his arm. It drops Once...twice...No Reject's arm stays up the third time!!

 

Reject slowly begins to push himself up with Bizarro on his back. Reject grabs Bizarro's legs with both arms and manages to stand up and then crash down, crushing Bizarro beneath him. Cover. One...Two...No!!!

 

JR

Bah Gawd these two are actually wrestling each other!

 

JESSE

That's because they realize how important it is to show off their skills in this tournament! This is the showcase of the best young talent in the OAOAST!

 

Reject manages to pull himself to his feet and upon seeing Bizarro still layed out on the mat he goes for a Rolling Thunder! Reject is basically out of breath, but he never rolled off of Bizarro after the rolling thunder so there is a pin. One...Two..Th.No!!

 

Bizarro rolls out of the ring to catch his breath as Reject tries to regain his inside the ring. Bizarro pulls himself to his feet and climbs back to the ring apron as Reject pulls himself up. Bizarro catches Reject by the head and snaps his head across the top rope! Reject falls back to the mat and Bizarro slides in for a cover. One...Two...No!!

Bizarro then flips Reject over onto his stomach and locks in an Indian Deathlock with Bridge! He reaches back and grabs Reject by the chin, pulling back on his head. The crowd starts to applaud both men out of respect. Suddenly the crowd pops loudly as Shocker runs down to the ring and jumps up to the apron. Bizarro releases the hold and gets in Shocker's face.

 

JESSE

What the hell is he doing out here??

 

JESSE

What do you think Jesse? He's out here for some payback!

Bizarro pie faces Shocker off the ring apron and to the floor and then jumps out of the ring to do more damage. The ref jumps out of the ring to tell Bizarro to get back in there. While all this is going on Shooter Jay comes running out of the crowd and hits a Diving Headbutt onto Reject!

 

The crowd are on their feet for the move!

 

Bizarro doesn't realize what's happening in the ring as he grabs the ring bell and swings it at Shocker, but Shocker ducks and the ref grabs the ring bell and goes to put it back. Shocker tries to grab Bizarro from behind, but Bizarro kicks him below the belt and then Superkicks him, sending him crashing backwards over the steps. Bizarro sees Reject laid out in the ring and slides in for a cover.

 

JR

No not this......wait a minute. I don't care for either of these guys!

 

JESSE

Whoa! This has to be a first! JR stopped in mid hissy fit and calmed down!

 

Cover. One...Two...Thr.No!!! Reject kicks out at the last second!

 

Bizarro looks pissed and pulls Reject up onto his shoulders and hits a vicious Black Death! Cover. One...Two...Three!!!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Here's your winner...BIZARRO BLURRICANE!!!!

 

JR

Good Gawd! Bizarro advances in the tournament with a helluva move! I'd almost say I'd rather have seen Reject win this. I can't stand this Bizarro!

 

JESSE

Will you make up your mind whether you care or not!? Bizarro has advanced in this match and just like he said soon you'll have no choice but to acknowledge how great he is! What a physical specimen!

 

JR: Well, he is a clone... let's cut to a commerical

 

[Tada! Commercial]

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

[We have RETURNED!]

 

"As Heaven is Wide" hits and Edward Robins, mic in hand, a scowl on his face and a trenchcoat wrapped around his body, walks down to the ring, does a quick crucifix pose, and calls out to the back, completely oblivious to the boos echoing throughout the arena.

 

EDWARD

Stephen! You've been down that road before. You know where it leads, right back to sin's door! So why walk it again? What's happened man? After License to Pin, after I help you bring light to the world, and TWO back-to-back victories...you head back to the darkness. The darkness of Zack Malibu, for whom I shall not please by naming all his evil deeds yet again. If ever you needed anyone's forgiveness, it certainly wouldn't be his; his is the name is that which prevented enlightenment, of peace, of purity. Caboose is a beast, a creature gone mad, but he's always been so; I know you can deal, but you succumbed to a moment of weakness and chose to work with the devil, my brother. I DEMAND an explanation!

 

Stephen Joseph walks toward the ring, looking at Edward quizzically.

 

STEPHEN

Edward, my old friend, it was not that I cavorted with the enemy, but even david had to give goliath his respects...lest he be viewed as ungrateful in the slaughter later. I have nor will ever forget my past with Zack, or yours. But Edward, the past is undoable, and we, as followers of the flock, we must focus on the present...do you understand me?

 

EDWARD

My apologies; my hypocrisy has gotten the better of me, and I may have been a bit harsh. How can I preach forgiveness and not offer it myself? I just wanted to make sure you're in the game for tonight. It seems the ever-encroaching evil can only be stopped temporarily, but do not despair my brother! For despite our holy designation, we are at our hearts still men, and as such the need still arises to purify...

 

::Edward drops his mic and whips off his trenchcoat and the crowd gasps as underneath is revealed to be Ed's bare-chest, wound tightly in barbed wire, with clothespins and thumbtacks affixed to those areas untouched by wire::

...ourselves!

 

::Edward reaches out to embrace his tag partner, who eyes him with...worry. As Stephen leaves the ring, Ed calls out to him:

 

"Don't let us down later."

 

JR: The problems between Stephen and Edward are reaching a fever pitch! Can they stay cohesive and retain the tag titles tonight!

 

Jesse: Gold is always the ultimate motivator, I have total confidence in them.

 

JR: We're getting word that strange occurrences...well stranger than usual, are going on backstages! Dispatch out camera fleet!

 

K-NESS walks toward the locker room, but a purple sheet of paper on the door catches his eye.

 

K-NESS

"Nightmare?"

 

In another part of the arena, Shocker is talking to an OAOAST crew member when an arena security guard hands him a piece of purple paper.

 

SHOCKER:

Friday night, huh?

 

In the parking lot, Bizarro is walking into the arena when he hears what sounds like a chairshot in the distance. He runs over to the sound and finds a man lying unconscious on the pavement with a bent steel chair lying nearby. Bizarro rips off the purple sheet stapled to the man's shirt and reads it.

 

BIZARRO

I've been drafted, huh? Well....this could be interesting.

 

UNCONSCIOUS MAN

*bleeds*

 

JR

What the hell is on those purple sheets?

 

Jesse: Wait a second, cameraman #8 has discovered the answer! Go go go!

 

Meanwhile, in Dames' office, Orion bursts in wearing a suit jacket and tie over his wrestling attire.

 

DAMES

What the hell are you doing? I told you to get out of my office!

 

ORION

You know, Dames, sometimes you can be your own worst enemy.

 

DAMES

What?

 

ORION

You said that if I wanted to get anywhere, I should start my own promotion. Well, I just did! Say hello to the NEW General Manager of the greatest brand in the OAOAST--

NIGHTMARE~!

That's right, Dames. I'm inviting everyone and anyone from BOTH brands to appear on my new weekly show: OAOAST Friday Nightmare. I'm drafting them to one-night contracts, and they can do whatever they want! And the best part? I'm in charge- I've got as much power as you- and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!

 

DAMES

Where's this going to be held?

 

ORION

Oh, we're starting small Dames, but-

 

DAMES

I said, where's it going to be held?

 

ORION

...Farmington High School Gym, Farmington, Missouri. But we'll grow-

 

DAMES (laughing)

You're going to try and beat IZ from a high school gym? Where will it be next week, your basement? The local Domino's? Get out of my office, Orion, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

 

ORION

Mark my words, Dames, once I get this off the ground and shock the world, you WILL give me the respect that I deserve!

 

After Orion leaves, Dames is left looking skeptical as he ponders what on earth Orion is thinking.

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

JR: Don't tell me Orion is planning his own TV show!

 

Jesse: Hey, it would definitely draw higher ratings than RRRRRRROLLLLLERJAM!

 

JR: You've got a point! Man, we gotta hire more cameramen, because there's been another altercation in the back!

 

A cameraman is following Stephen Joseph around backstage, obsensibly getting ready for a promo.

 

Cameraman: We're on in 1 minute Stephen.

 

Stephen: Gotcha.

 

::We see Stephen reviewing some notes, assumedly his promo, or anthem that he'g going to be cutting. A new backdrop is rolled into black, dark cloth to make him seem more menacing.::

 

Cameraman: And 5...4...3...

 

Stephen: This is my Anthem. ::WHAM::

 

Caboose stands besides Stephen Joseph, steel pipe in hand, blood on the end of it, as Stephen just crumples down to the floor, a limp body

 

Caboose: You...him...I found

 

Cameraman: What the fuck are you doing? This wasn't..

 

::WHAM:: Off camera, it appears the cameraman got whacked.

 

Edward: Hey...Hey! What...::he runs onto the promo set, running off Caboose who is cackling with glee. A medic, along with Damian Gonzalez, runs into the view as well.

 

Edward: Stephen...oh Stephen.

 

Stephen: uhhhh

 

Edward: Curses...

 

Damian: Edward, step away, let the medic do his job. Listen, if it matters, with that shot, I don't think Stephen is going to be competing tonight. Because you had a tag team title match

 

Edward: I don't want your damn pity Dames. I'll do exactly what Stephen would have done if it had been me. I'll take on Featured Attraction myself. And I'll win. But I want one thing

 

Damian: I don't do demands

 

Edward: But you do take care of the sanctity of titles...and of your wrestlers right? Caboose interferes, shows his face, in any way, FIRE HIM ::he grabs Dames' jersey:: Do YOU UNDERSTAND...HE'S NOT FOLLOWING SCRIPT...YOU CALL THAT A SAFE WORKING ENVIRONMENT....

 

LOOK AT STEPHEN DAMES! HIS BLOOD IS

ON YOUR HANDS...

 

 

::Pan to a bloody Stephen, head covered in red, and a medic attending with a glum look.::

 

And fade...

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

Jesse: OH MAN, Stephen has been beaten to near-death by Caboose, right before his tag team title match! How is Edward going to defend against Featured Attraction by himself, does he have a death wish?

 

JR: Here that? That's the world's tiniest violin Jesse. Let's go to the ring RIGHT NOW to see Edward lose the tag team titles!

 

 

CUE: "Get on Top" by Red Hot Chili Peppers!

 

Stepping out from behind the curtain, it's ShooterJay and Shocker! Shooter walks to the other side of the stage, yelling at the fans, riling them up.

Shocker just walks down to the ring, all business as Jay trails behind.

 

Announcer: The challengers, the tag team of Jay Darring and Shocker ..... Featured Attraction! ::crowd cheers::

As Jay slides in behind the man who is 100% handsome, the lights in the arena go off.

 

Cue: Come with Me

 

Open boos chorus down, mixed with a few slight cheers as Edward Robbins walks out alone, Stephen Joseph having been taken out earlier in the evening by a rampaging Caboose

 

JR: Edward out alone after Stephen Joseph was attacked by Caboose.

 

Jesse: Totally unfair.

 

JR: For once, I'm actually agreeing with you

 

Edward, doggedly determined, stares right into Featured Attraction, ignoring the entirity of the crowd, staring into *his* destiny.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

Edward and Jay start off, Ed doing his best to avoid the former NA champ, darting left and right to avoid untoward advances, and to, it seems, find a body part to kill, maim, and destroy. Jay, for his best, starts to temper on the pace of the match, realizing Edward isn't going to run into an obvious two on one that easily.

 

Jesse: Smart strategy by Ed here, taking his time...He's outnumbered, but not outwitted.

 

Still circling, Edward stops in a neutral corner, pausing for a moment. Jay looks on, and sees Edward take charge...by charging!. Jay swing with a right, but Ed baseball slides under, grabbing Jay's leg and turning it right into a old-fashioned anklelock!

 

JR: Scientific counter by Edward...taking advantage

Jesse: Experiene edge JR.

 

Jay kicks his left leg , awash in pain, and his thrashing is not just a result of pain. Moreso, its a way for Jay to finally turn himself over, kicking Ed in the teeth, and into the ropes, to break the hold

 

JR: He may have broken the hold, but that's going to limit his mobility

 

Ed rebounds off the ropes, but he's drop-toe holded by the still prone Shooter Jay...Jay doesn't feel like getting up, and decides that a facelock verson eskimo is a better idea...trying to ground down edward and, additionally, convince him that its not worth coming to fight.

Jesse: Don't let him ground you Ed, take it like a man and get out of there.

 

JR: Although, this is good strategy by the former champ...more time for the pain to lessen

 

Ed however, feels otherwise, pulling himself up and following it up with several punches to Jay's gut, throwing him down into the Featured Attraction corner. Jay, winded, tags in an opportunistic Shocker, who makes one very youthful mistake, blind charging Edward

 

Jesse: Darn youth these days, so headstrong

 

Edward, a ring veteran, takes the charge...and plants Shocker with his own momentum with his patented Evenflow DDT~!

 

Cover by Edward...

1

 

 

2

 

 

 

Jay breaks it up! Edward pops up and SPEARS JAY right into the turnbuckle, taking his sweet time hitting Jay with right and left, left and right. One track minds, rarely a good thing, help Edward forget about Shocker, who recovers enough to run the ropes, springboarding into an IDOL DRIVER! Edward hits hard...and Shocker rolls off of Jay's back, now again,

 

Cover!

 

1!

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

Cue: My Own Prison

 

JR: What's THIS

 

Jesse: Heeeee's BAAACK!

 

It's Stephen Joseph, walking down with a visible, limp...but walking nonetheless, and walking with one hell of a bloody face to boot! Fans everywhere stand up, the initial pop of cheers subsiding into boos. But the music playing is enough to have Shocker sit up from the pin....Jay yells in his corner for Shocker to tag him...or do something, but Shocker stands there...waiting, as Stephen, bloody and all slides himself into the ring. Our official, watching Stephen Joseph, doesn't see Edward reach down and low blow~ Shocker!

 

Edward crawls, along with an nut-grabbing Idol, towards their corner.

 

JR: Tag To Joseph! Tag to Jay!

 

Double tag to both Stephen Joseph and Jay. Jay and Stephen both start slow, entering the ring, but Jay chargers after going through the ropes, clotheslining....no...Joseph Matrixes out~, and a reverse neckbreaker on Jay!

 

Jesse: Nice counter by Stephen

 

By this time, both Edward and Shocker have rolled themselves out of the ring...leaving Stephen alone with Jay...and the legal men to boot.

 

Stephen looks out to the crowd, and signals that its time for the Finalize as the crowd rises to a cheer! But its not for Stephen, but Caboose has returned against Dames's orders. Caboose attacks Stephen from behind, going for an END OF THE LINE Superkick, but Stephen splits down, and the END OF THE LINE CONNECTS WITH JAY! The crowd boos!

 

JR: Not this again! Can this hate be contained?

 

Jesse: No way in hell! Get him!

 

Stephen with a legsweep on Caboose to flush him down, then pulling Caboose legs' up over his Shoulders, Caboose's head dangling in between his legs....Sit Down STYLES CLASH aka SYNCHRONICITY V3.0 and the CROWD CHEERS! as Caboose's head is bouncing off the mat. Stephen wipes some blood from his eyes, and turns right around to see Jay getting up...

 

And just like that, he picks up Jay by the throat, twists 180, and delivers a SYNCHRONICITY V1.0

, floating over...

 

1!

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

3!

 

Jesse: That's it! That's it...Now, can we please do something about Caboose

 

JR: Ever think this is ole Stephen's fault?

 

Jesse: Please!

 

And this chapter, of Featured Attraction vs. The Trinity is closed, albeit despite Caboose's botched interference. But what is to come later....what of the Aftermath?

 

[commercial]

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

JR: It's time for our main event fans, as the conqueror of evil, "SpiderPoet" Peter Cone, will take on the "Legit Tough Guy" K-NESS in what is sure to be a classic North American title match!

 

Jesse: Can K-NESS' Match of the Year Candidate streak continue after his brutal North American title victory last week? My money says yes!

 

JR: Both men have unbelievable momentum going into this contest, but enough talk, let's head to the ring!

 

 

 

Cue: "Believe in Angels" by Heather Nova and Greame Revelle

 

The arena lights darken as the orchestrated beginning of Believe in Angels comes over the system. As Nova begins to sing, a shot of Poet's face looking up at the camera comes on the AngleTron, and the crowd POPS~!. As she sings the first verse, we see footage of Poet and Goblin, Poet and Dandy, Poet and Widow, and various huge spots from past matches, much to the rising anticipation from the crowd. When she says, "Yeah I'm lost to you," the second time, we see a shot of Goblin as Peter and Amanda stand on the stage, Peter striking a martial arts pose. As the song's chorus crashes in suddenly, the stage explodes with white sparks, and Peter emerges through the white, sparkling pyro with Widow at his side, playing to fans while the second verse is sung by Nova. He hits the ring apron first and sist on the second rope for Amanda to enter the ring, and then walks down the apron and pulls himself up to the top of the turnbuckle, Rock style, and strikes the pose, soaking in the explosive volume of the crowd.

Peter, clad in black tights with, "POWER OF THE POET" in white letters along the left leg, red boots with webbing designs on them, and a black shirt with the "tildeBANG~!" logo on it, leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring. He takes off the shirt and begins getting ready for this big match as his music dies out and . . .

 

Cue: "Trans-Magic"

 

The lights darken again and a lone blue spotlight hits the entrance stage as K-NESS~! emerges, the North American Championship secured around his waist. The crowd POPS~! BIG TIME as anticipation for this match up finally hits a breaking point.

 

JR:

Well fans, Bard was originally supposed to come out second, but once he arrived and took a look at the schedule, he requested that K-NESS be given that honor.

 

JESSE

That's right, Ross. A time honored tradition of the Champion coming out last. Something alot of wrestling promotions have all but abandoned these days.

 

JR

Just goes to show the integrity of Peter Cone, Jesse.

 

JESSE

Or mis-placed trust. Too much respect for the other from either one of them could land them in hot trouble. Once gold is on the line, anything's possible.

 

K-NESS hits the ring and removes the black towel around his shoulders and tosses it to an official outside. The lights come back up, and the referee takes the belt from K, and holds it up, showing the crowd what's on the line. The ref hands the belt off to the timekeeper, and Peter and Amanda share a brief kiss before she exits the ring to cheer her man on. K and Peter meet up in the middle of the ring as the Ref stands between them and explains the rules and whatknot, and checks their pads and tights for foreign objects. Finally, the ref signals for the bell, and it's time to get it on.

 

K and Peter don't move for a moment, studying one

another's eyes.

 

JR

You can feel the electricity between them, Jesse!

 

JESSE

Sure can, Ross. It's refreshing, in a way. They don't want to tear each other apart. It's all respect and competitiveness.

 

JR

The way it should be!

Peter moves first . . . extending a hand to K-NESS. K looks down at the hand for a moment, and slowly brings his own up to it, grasping Peter's hand in a firm handshake. The crowd applauds as the two break away with a nod and begin circling the ring, sizing one another up. They move in suddenly and quickly, locking up in the center of the ring and struggling for early control. Neither can get it easily, though, and in what appears a mutual decision, they break the tie-up and circle again. Again they lunge at one another, again they lock up, and this time K seems to find a weak spot in Peter's strength, and he pushes Peter away, sending Peter down to the mat. Peter rolls through and comes up on one knee, much to the crowd's delight. He and K exchange thin smiles as Peter slowly rises to

both feet.

 

The two circle and lock up again, and it's even once more, until Peter breaks the hold, steps back and quickly leaps for a DROPKICK - K-NESS CATCHES HIM and Peter is in quite a predicament! Hanging upside down, ankles cross behind K-NESS's head, Peter tries to haul himself up to sit on K's shoulders, but K quickly gets his hands on Peter's waist. He's got him under control - early SITOUT POWERBOMB!

 

JR

And WE'RE OFF TO A HOSSTASTIC START!

 

JESSE

He's gonna have to clear some cobwebs after THAT, Ross!

 

K tosses Peter's legs off his shoulders and goes in for a pin attempt.

 

1 - KICKOUT, and Peter's not quite down yet. K is a bit quicker getting to his feet, and so he grabs Peter on all fours and begins to pull him up. K shoots Peter off to the ropes, and The Poet comes rocketing back, DROPS, goes BETWEEN K'S LEGS, swings his legs up, hooks K under the armpits, and muscles K backwards into a makeshift backbump, pinning him in the sitout position!

 

1 - KICKOUT, and K rolls back and out, coming up with a bit of a smile as he and Peter face one another again, the crowd applauding them. They both rise and circle one another, and suddenly peter moves in with fast punches, which K manages to dodge, countering finally with a block and landing a punch of his own. He hits another, and another, and he's got Peter on the defense now, driving him back towards the corner. Peter suddenly finds himself blocked in, and K drives a knee to his gut. Peter, stunned, is in little position to fight K placing him up on the top turnbuckle. K looks to be going for a quick powerslam, but Peter suddenly strikes out with his right foot, nailing K in the jaw. K stumbles back, and Peter lands another quick kick. As K is trying to regain his wits, Peter twists around, thrusts his legs out, and holds himself up on the top rope, locking his ankles around K's head, and suddenly the tables have turned with K-NESS trapped in a head-scissors hold. K struggles, and Peter walks along the top rope with his hands, before suddenly hauling himself forward in a HURRICANRANA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO K-NESS! K-NESS IS DOWN OUTSIDE, AND POET SKINS THE CAT BACK INTO THE RING!

 

JR

Bah Gawsh, he needs to name that spot!

 

JESSE

Flashy, Ross, gets a crowd pop, but ultimately it just doesn't do alot of damage. Bard's capable of better. And K doesn't look extremely fazed.

 

K-NESS and Peter exchange looks through the ropes as Peter backtracks towards the center of the ring, tugging his tights back into place. K leaps to the apron and climbs in the ropes, rubbing his jaw. Peter bobs his brows with a smile as he rubs his own jaw from K's punches. The two circle again, but this time instead of a lockup, K charges Peter. Peter wasn't able to get out of the way quick enough, and K nails a LAAAAARIATOOOOO out of NOWHERE! Peter CUTS A FLIP and takes it LIKE A MAN. When he tries to push himself up on all fours, it's clear that he's had his bell rung. Possibly twice.

 

JR

Good NIGHT, what a clothesline!

 

JESSE

I think K might have just put this one seriously in his favor.

 

K picks up Peter's right leg and tries to turn him over. Peter is aware enough to kick out with his left leg and try to get K away, but K's got a good grip, and winds up catching Peter's other leg, too. The crowd begins to buzz as Peter tries to squirm out of it, but he's too little too late as K quickly locks in a SHARPSHOOTER~! and the crowd doesn't quite know what to do here. Half are cheering for Bard, half are cheering for K-Ness, but the whole place is in an uproar.

 

JR

K-Ness has got him right in the middle of the ring. THIS COULD BE IT.

 

JESSE

I think the kid's got a chance, Ross. K's done his homework, though. Poet's had bad wheels since AngleMania Two. But there might be a chance. Maybe.

K wrenches back on the Sharpshooter, and Peter cries out, reaching for the ropes out of instinct. The ropes aren't there, though, and once he gains his senses and seems to get a handle on the pain, he begins slowly crawling on his elbows towards the ropes. K-NESS tries to haul Peter back, and wrenches back again to stop the Bard in his tracks. Peter covers his head as he tries to get a handle on the pain ripping across his legs and back, and after a moment he reaches an arm out and tries once again to make for the ropes. K tries to haul SP back in, but Poet lunges and stretches his arm out as much as he can, and manages to wrap his fingers around the rope! The ref sees it and orders K to break, and he does.

 

K takes a few steps back and lets Peter kind of pull himself up with the aid of the ropes. the two eye one another, and Peter moves right back into the match, albeit not quite as speedy as usual. Peter moves in and tries to land a wild right hand, but K throws an arm up to block and responds with his own right hand. Peter BLOCKS, though, and tries for his own - K BLOCKS and NAILS A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION! K yanks Peter in and hooks him up for a SUPLEX! PETER REVERSES OUT AND LANDS BEHIND K! PETER wraps his arms around GERMAN SUPLEX! Peter HOLDS ON - SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! PETER HOLDS IT AGAIN! THREE GERMAN SUPLEXES! HE BRIDGES IT!

 

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KICKOUT! K was stunned but he rcovered and jerked his way out. K rolls away, and tries to get to his feet, rubbing his neck. Peter is set up in the corner, and the crowd is buzzing. K gets to his feet - SPIDAHKICK!

 

K CAUGHT HIM!

 

K TRIES FOR A COUNTERKICK!

 

 

PETER CATCHES HIM! THE CROWD IS MARKING OUT!

 

Both men stand on one leg now, not quite sure what to do. DOUBLE ENZIGURI~! DOUBLE IMPACT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

 

JR

WHAT IMPACT! DID YOU HEAR THAT SMACK?!

 

JESSE

Sickening, JR! Both their bells are ringing right about now!

Slowly, very slowly, Peter and K-NESS begin crawling for the nearest set of ropes for each of them. Both men begin to haul themselves up, shaking their heads and trying to see in single vision again. Peter's legs are wobbly, the sharpshooter and having to put all his weight on one of them coming back to haunt him. He sums up a bit of power, though, and charges at K-NESS, looking to clothesline him over the ropes, but instead K dodges and instead throws Peter on over! K turns to try and get back to a clear head, and misses that PETER SKINS THE CAT! Peter is right behind him before it registers on K, but K's aware enough mid-motion to block the German attempt. Peter shoves him away, and K turns right into another SPIDAHKICK~! attempt! K is quick to catch his foot, again barely, and quickly rolls out a DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! Peter is down - K LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN!

 

JR

THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT! HIS LEGS CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE!

 

K locked it in close to the ropes, and this time his head isn't completely clear. Peter quickly throws himself into a crawl and, screaming, grabs the bottom rope! K breaks the hold and steps away as Peter tries to recover, laying facedown on the mat. Peter's hand falls from the ropes, and K is suddenly back on the attack, dragging Peter away. K goes to lock it in again, but Peter flips over onto his back and rams the heel of his foot into K's midsection, forcing K-NESS back. Peter scrambles to the ropes and gets himself up. K moves back in - QUICK SPIDAHKICK!

HE NAILED IT! K is DOWN, but stirring! Peter quickly makes for the corner. He crawls to the top and throws an arm up.

 

"POWER OF THE POET!"

 

The turnbuckles EXPLODE IN WHITE PYRO! SPIDAH-BARD HAS ARRIVED! K-NESS IS ON HIS FEET!

 

JR

BARD BLOCKBUSTER!

 

JESSE

NO! LOOK!

 

 

Before Bard can leap, K rushes the corner! K lands a couple of quick shots to bard's stomach, crotching him on the ropes! K sinches him up - HIGH ANGLE EXPLODER FROM THE TOP ROPE!

 

The crowd goes INSANE~!~!~!

 

JR

HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD! HE'S GOT TO BE DEAD!

 

JESSE

K-NESS WITH THE COVER!

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3! K-NESS RETAINS!

 

The ref is there with the retaining champion, holding his arm up in the ring now, and holding the belt up in his other arm. The ref hands it to K-Ness, who tosses it over his shoulder and nods to Widow as she slides in the ring to check on Bard. K backs away and exits through the ropes, as the crowd chers him on. In the ring, Widow gently takes Bard's helmet off, and is relieved to see him chuckling under it. He begins to sit up, and he exchanges a look of respect with K-NESS as K backs up the aisle. K points at Bard, and Bard points back before trying to get to his feet.

 

Bard and Widow are unaware of the figure coming over the security barrier and sliding into the ring behind the helmet-less Bard. Widow hugs him and holds his arm up and the crowd cheers for a well fought, respectable loss. The figure is the mysterious GameDust, and he is suddenly behind them. He whirls Bard around and KISSES HIM! Bard is caught off guard, but as soon as he figures out it isn't Widow on the other side, he SHOVES the other man away! GameDust falls down and glares up at Peter, who is wiping his mouth with his costumed arm. Dust's agitated glare turns to Widow, and he wipes his own mouth before spitting at her. Dust pulls himself to his feet by the ropes and looks to move in on Widow, but Bard steps between them, confusion and agitation on his face. Dust looks ready to strike, but the pop of the crowd draws his attention away and to . . .

 

. . . K-NESS! K-Ness charges down the ramp and slides into the ring, coming to Widow's side. Dust sneers before backflipping over the top rope to the outside and retreating through the crowd. Once he's disappeared into the throng of people, Bard wipes his mouth again and turns to Widow, who has a confused look on her face. She hugs him, and Bard then looks to K-Ness. He extends a hand and K takes it in a firm handshake. Bard then raises K's hand and points to him, and K raises the NA title. We fade off the air with this show of respect for a great champion.

Edited August 6, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Guest ShooterJay]

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