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Well, now that we've seen the four cocks I expected to show up in this thread, here's my critique:

 

Me: quite average, which is good, because as a sexual adventurer, I like to have an everycock. It can easily adapt to any role I cast it in. Good shape.

 

CoreyLaz: Nice. If you hadn't told the size before, I'd have thought it was bigger, probably because it has a good, healthy thickness. Aesthetically, a porn cock.

 

New Me: Pretty good, though I can't properly judge the size soft. Looks decent though. Shares some of the everycock quality with my own. Better than mine at 100% soft, ya'll are lucky I didn't post that, it's the smallest thing you've ever seen.

 

Game: A fat one. Pretty bulbous and knobby, this is a formidable cock indeed. A warrior's cock.

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Guest Sturgis
I'm not being prude, I'm being selfish :P   Besides MX doesn't want tit shots of me posted.  He only wants them for his eyes.

How abou a face shot?

 

Damn 2 months of hard work and I'm back to 300 FUCK. oh well

Don't be ghey. We need MORE then a face.

I'm not being gay I'm being more sensitive to her.

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Guest The Old Me
Well, now that we've seen the four cocks I expected to show up in this thread, here's my critique:

 

Me: quite average, which is good, because as a sexual adventurer, I like to have an everycock. It can easily adapt to any role I cast it in. Good shape.

 

CoreyLaz: Nice. If you hadn't told the size before, I'd have thought it was bigger, probably because it has a good, healthy thickness. Aesthetically, a porn cock.

 

New Me: Pretty good, though I can't properly judge the size soft. Looks decent though. Shares some of the everycock quality with my own. Better than mine at 100% soft, ya'll are lucky I didn't post that, it's the smallest thing you've ever seen.

 

Game: A fat one. Pretty bulbous and knobby, this is a formidable cock indeed. A warrior's cock.

I can try to get it hard for proper criticism. Hey, we could take pictures of our cocks, like doing stuff.

 

*look mines on the swings, weeeee!*

 

Well done IDRM.

 

Sturgis, we'll be more sensitive when we get more nudity. This is the recruiting phase.

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Considering the inhabitants of this thread consists of 98% male posters, this is very very creepy.

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Oh and by the way, I do this party trick where I've got a saw blade sticking out of dick, like Inspector Gadget, I could try to get a picture of that.

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Oh and by the way, I do this party trick where I've got a saw blade sticking out of dick, like Inspector Gadget, I could try to get a picture of that.

DO IT!

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Well, now that we've seen the four cocks I expected to show up in this thread, here's my critique:

 

Me: quite average, which is good, because as a sexual adventurer, I like to have an everycock. It can easily adapt to any role I cast it in. Good shape.

 

CoreyLaz: Nice. If you hadn't told the size before, I'd have thought it was bigger, probably because it has a good, healthy thickness. Aesthetically, a porn cock.

 

New Me: Pretty good, though I can't properly judge the size soft. Looks decent though. Shares some of the everycock quality with my own. Better than mine at 100% soft, ya'll are lucky I didn't post that, it's the smallest thing you've ever seen.

 

Game: A fat one. Pretty bulbous and knobby, this is a formidable cock indeed. A warrior's cock.

I can try to get it hard for proper criticism. Hey, we could take pictures of our cocks, like doing stuff.

 

*look mines on the swings, weeeee!*

 

Well done IDRM.

 

Sturgis, we'll be more sensitive when we get more nudity. This is the recruiting phase.

Boys, boys, boys....talk to MX if you want that

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Boys, boys, boys....talk to MX if you want that

Who's body is it?? And why haven't you critiqued the cocks? :D

This is the 21st century. A woman's body is her OWN temple.

 

IDRM- saw blades rule.

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And me without my camera.

 

This thread is hilarious.

Thanks Kotz. Please...flash your cock on the way through next time.

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Well, I got it, even though the flash was way too bright. As an aside, I have to be hard to insert it, but once it's in I shrink real fast. So you not only get to see a saw sticking out of my dick, but how small I am when I'm not hard.

 

Buzzcock

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Well, I got it, even though the flash was way too bright. As an aside, I have to be hard to insert it, but once it's in I shrink real fast. So you not only get to see a saw sticking out of my dick, but how small I am when I'm not hard.

 

Buzzcock

Holy shit. Can you cut a pizza with that thing?

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Boys, boys, boys....talk to MX if you want that

Who's body is it?? And why haven't you critiqued the cocks? :D

This is the 21st century. A woman's body is her OWN temple.

 

IDRM- saw blades rule.

It's mine, but he owns it.....just like I own his dick :)

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I just wanted to make note that doing that insertion stuff can cause you infections at the least and some nasty stuff at the worst.

 

In short, DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.

 

Now, the commentary:

 

IDRM: Aside from the Stupid Urethra Tricks (im' just going to wish I never clicked on that link), doesn't look that bad, but your angle makes it look smaller than it is probably.

 

CoreyLazarus: Probably the most appealing in the thread so far IMO.

 

The New Me: Perfectly average, which isn't bad, it just means I have nothing really special to write here. =/

 

Game: Looks nice, but it looks like you could stand to do some hair trimming.

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And me without my camera.

 

This thread is hilarious.

Thanks Kotz. Please...flash your cock on the way through next time.

I honestly have no functional camera at the moment that I could use to put pictures on here. My webcam crapped out on me about a month ago for some reason, and my digital has been useless since I lose the USB cable a year and seven months ago. Otherwise, trust me, I'd be taking pictures like a mofo of my car and my wee willie winkle.

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Every single one of you need to shave your bushes. What chick wants to put her face in an Amazon jungle?

 

As for the quality of the penises shown, they are all just average to smallish. Nothing special

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Every single one of you need to shave your bushes. What chick wants to put her face in an Amazon jungle?

 

As for the quality of the penises shown, they are all just average to smallish. Nothing special

Hey, I just trimmed like 2 weeks ago. It's probably the angle honey. B-)

 

 

And I'm not even hard, don't call me "average to smallish."

 

 

::whew, manhood rescued::

 

Kotz- do you have a smart media card in your digital? You can get a drive for the media card, just like an extra disk drive, for maybe $25.

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$25 to show your cock to Internet Message Board?

 

It's a BARGAIN!

It's not JUST for cocks. It has...other uses too.

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You know from someone who likes hairy men and hates sex, that's an odd comment.

Yeah really. My pubes<Alberts armpits.

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I just wanted to make note that doing that insertion stuff can cause you infections at the least and some nasty stuff at the worst.

 

In short, DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.

Plus it hurts. Now that I have a picture, there's no need for me to do it again anyway.

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