The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Life sure would be different with some snoodling foreskin.

 

I'd post a picture of my dick if it were huge, but as is..I'm not going to showcase my mediocrity.

[EricMM 0]

don't worry AoO! They say it's not how big it is, it's what you do with it!

 

At the end of the day it's all friction..

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Having a large penis does have its disadvantages, though. Such as some pussy being too tight...particularly my girlfriend's...**cries**

[Cartman 0]

Agreed on that Laz. Kinda funny this one girl whom ALWAYS get hurt seems to ALWAYS come back for more eventually. Strange chicks out there I tell ya

[welshjerichomark 0]

Why am i looking at this thread? why am i clicking on the pictures?

[Nighthawk 0]

Why am i looking at this thread? why am i clicking on the pictures?

Because you want my body.

 

Anyway, there is a sure fire solution for your dick being too big for the pussy: stick it in their ass first. After that, the pussy will be loose as a goose by comparison.

[TSA09 0]

I like IDRM's idea

[Guest PORNFAQ]

And zero friends? I'm sorry, but do you know who I talk to online or in real life for that matter? I have more than enough good company. People who I can atleast say don't pull stupid shit on their friends and go crying back to the same people who shit on them.

Game, we all know about your sick and twisted little internet games under different pseudonyms, so save it. We also know your sick and twisted little reasons for doing what you do, probably better than you know yourself. You're a sad, pathetic, lonely, bitter, dysfunctional boy with enough emotional and mental problems to keep a team of crack therapists awake for weeks at a time.

 

With all I know about you and the things you've done to the people you've managed to have regular contact with online, I'm ABSOLUTELY certain you have no friends online OR in real life.

[Guest TheGame2705]

And zero friends? I'm sorry, but do you know who I talk to online or in real life for that matter? I have more than enough good company. People who I can atleast say don't pull stupid shit on their friends and go crying back to the same people who shit on them.

Game, we all know about your sick and twisted little internet games under different pseudonyms, so save it. We also know your sick and twisted little reasons for doing what you do, probably better than you know yourself. You're a sad, pathetic, lonely, bitter, dysfunctional boy with enough emotional and mental problems to keep a team of crack therapists awake for weeks at a time.

 

With all I know about you and the things you've done to the people you've managed to have regular contact with online, I'm ABSOLUTELY certain you have no friends online OR in real life.

CJ: Always In The Know

 

I must say foreskin if it works right 0wnz so much. I recommend everyone tape some on if they don't have any.

[Nighthawk 0]

You can regain foreskin if you really want to. Hang weights from it or something. I don't want to, so I never researched it very extensively.

[Guest The Old Me]

I have no foreskin and I'm not sure I want any.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

You don't. It's quite fucking annoying. How much do adult circumsicions go for these days?

 

And I'd rather not blast my girlfriend in the ass. It hurt her when I stuck a single finger in there when 69'ing.

[Guest TheGame2705]

I wouldn't get circumcised as an adult. It can cause a lack of sensation and total lack of feeling by about 40 and they go for $100 or more.

[TSA09 0]

And I'd rather not blast my girlfriend in the ass. It hurt her when I stuck a single finger in there when 69'ing.

That's why you let her get adjusted to it first before you start pounding away. Personally I love the feel of it.

[Rendclaw 0]

yes, definitely an adjustment period is in order... with plenty of lubricant.... last time I did it I had to stop right after I started because she started bleeding.

[TSA09 0]

Yes, if you use lots of lube and a adjustment period it makes it so much easier and pound away and it doesn't hurt as bad. And she needs to relax her muscles, that helps as well.

[Rendclaw 0]

Yes, her relaxing definitely makes it much more enjoyable.

[Guest stardust]

yes, definitely an adjustment period is in order... with plenty of lubricant.... last time I did it I had to stop right after I started because she started bleeding.

That's never a good a thing.

[Guest The Old Me]

I am an anal virgin unfortunatly. My wife won't let me go there.

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

A girl being tense can definitely ruin it. If a man gets anal alot and the women are always tense, it can ruin the experience for him as well. Everyone likes a tight hole, but when a woman is literally clamping down on you for prolonged periods of time numerous times a week, your dick starts to feel the effects.

 

Get her to relax. For her sake...and yours.

[Ripper 0]

I've just never really had any intrest in anal. It seems like way to much goes into the prep. I would much rather spend my time on long bouts of foreplay instead of lubeing up everything repeatedly. Is it really worth the effort?

[Guest The Old Me]

I've just never really had any intrest in anal. It seems like way to much goes into the prep. I would much rather spend my time on long bouts of foreplay instead of lubeing up everything repeatedly. Is it really worth the effort?

I wouldn't know. But I'd sure like to have my own theories.

[Nighthawk 0]

Rest assured, it's worth it.

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

Ah Ripper, stop being such a prude. I'm sure every once in a great while EVERYONE at some time or another, gets tired of the same old same old monotonous routine and wants to try something new to spice up their sex lives.

 

Whether it's a new position, new orifice or some other odd and/or deviant twist, it's perfectly natural to be curious, explore and experiment sexually. How would we come up with anything new or find new things we didn't previously know we enjoyed unless we periodically and purposely pushed the proverbial coital envelope? (say that three times fast!)

 

Prepping for anal is only extensive if you're doing it with a first-timer. Once she's "broken in" and used to it, it's as simple as conventional vaginal sex. How pleasurable it actually is depends on what the individuals taking part prefer.

[Ripper 0]

Ah Ripper, stop being such a prude. I'm sure every once in a great while EVERYONE at some time or another, gets tired of the same old same old monotonous routine and wants to try something new to spice up their sex lives.

 

Whether it's a new position, new orifice or some other odd and/or deviant twist, it's perfectly natural to be curious, explore and experiment sexually. How would we come up with anything new or find new things we didn't previously know we enjoyed unless we periodically and purposely pushed the proverbial coital envelope? (say that three times fast!)

 

Prepping for anal is only extensive if you're doing it with a first-timer. Once she's "broken in" and used to it, it's as simple as conventional vaginal sex. How pleasurable it actually is depends on what the individuals taking part prefer.

I've been called alot of things sexually, but a prude isn't one of them. I just never really had a intrest in anal sex. Now I've put a finger in one or two, and a BUTT plug, quite a few times... but never really cared about diving in, so to speak. Maybe one day, but I am quite the adventurous som-bitch so I have never let things get dull. Don't plan on it either.

 

It just isn't something that I am raring to do, mostly because it just doesn't really intrest me. Now if I meet a girl that wants me to, sure. But I don't think I will be making any request any time soon.

[Guest The Old Me]

*runs home to try to anally fuck his wife right now*

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

I feel ya on that. It wasn't something I was eager to do but I had a girlfriend once that was curious and sexually adventurous (a Scorpio) and I was pretty much down for anything and matched her pretty equally in my aggressiveness in the bedroom (I'm an Aries). It's not something I was dying to do, either, but when it came up, I didn't back down from the challenge and I wasn't shy about tackling it, either.

[Ripper 0]

I also think the whole, you can't go NEAR the vagina again without washing up, thing kinda makes me not really gung-ho about it. I don't know two many people that are as sexually adventurous as me (I mean, alot of my friends still bitch about going down on a girl...I LOVE that shit) so I don't know if reward>effort.

 

But like I said. If asked, hell yeah I'd do it.

 

And Scorpios are the greatest women in the world...the FUCKING GREATEST. I didn't buy into that shit when I was young and dumb, but boy has life taught me.

[TSA09 0]

I've just never really had any intrest in anal. It seems like way to much goes into the prep. I would much rather spend my time on long bouts of foreplay instead of lubeing up everything repeatedly. Is it really worth the effort?

It is worth every minute

[EricMM 0]

I also think the whole, you can't go NEAR the vagina again without washing up,

 

Not with your DICK...

 

But they say variety is the spice of life, and they also say

 

It is worth every minute

 

just take it slowly, gently, and slickly. You don't have to start w/ the wang, build up to it.

 

And for god's sake use protection and wash up.