If a movie star can save your life......

[Guest HBK16]

.....Who would it be. Based on their characters in passed movies not real life.  Lets just pretend that you got kidnapped by super intelligent terrorist or something and you can get any one to save you. Who would it be?  

 

My choice would have to be Arnold Swazzert... I'm gonna stop there. You know who I am talking about anyways.  Thinking back to End of Day. Who else could beat the devil at his own game? Eraser. Look how far he went to save that chick. I would feel good to know if he was coming to my recue.

[Guest J*ingus]

Basically any action hero would do.  I'd say no to Chow Yun-Fat though, as he dies in about half of his action movies.  

 

Arnold would be my first choice.  He's the only one I know of with a perfect win-loss record (well, except for the sort-of-stalemate ending to End Of Days), even when he was a villain in Batman & Robin the most they could do was lock him up.

[Guest TUS_02]

I think Arnold is old... he won't do so I'll settle for VIN FRICKEN DIESEL!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Jean-Claude Van Damme. His coke-powers would make him kick everybody's ass...then he'd bite the rattler off of a rattlesnake and set a trap for some guards...uppercut somebody into a bazillion TV sets...make somebody melt by having them come into contact with their past/future self...

[Guest Tony149]

I would also say Arnold. He may be getting up there in age, but I'd still pick him.

[Guest Annoyed Grunt]

Bruce Lee, back for one night only to save my life and to royally fuck up the bad motherfuckers.

[Guest Nevermortal]

R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket. He'd scare the shit out of any kidnapper/criminal.

 

"You sniveling little slimebag twinkle toes retarded c**ksucker, release this maggot, ASAP or I will gouge your out your eyeballs and SKULL F*CK YOU!"

[Guest Rekall13]

Arnold.  He's a terminator, nobody can kill him (that easily).

[Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic]

If I'm going to need saving, I want Shannon Elizabeth to come save me - and lead me to the PROMISED LAND!  Whoo-ee!

 

Really, I'm serious.  Because I figure she'll be incompetent, and set off a nuclear bomb that kills the entire planet ... except for me, her, Tara Reid, Beyonce Knowles, and Jessica Biel and Beverley Mitchell from 7th Heaven.  We'll move to Antarctica, you see, to get away from the nuclear winter.  How will we keep warm?  And, oh, shucks, it looks like I gotta repopulate the species too!  Livin' in igloos, eatin' buffalo penguin wings, plowing the shit out of hot famous chicks ... life would be sweet.

 

Hey, this is my movie.  You write your movie the way you want it to end.