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The XPW Pay Per View Airs Tomorrow:

 

Here are a list of show times:

 

http://indemand.com/moviesandevents/viewPr...=2&prodId=10386

 

The PPV is $14.95 and if you order it you will get 2 free DVD's, details here:

 

http://www.xpwrestling.com/main/news/071803-ppv.php

 

And lastly, here is a preview for the XPW PPV:

 

http://www.xpwrestling.com/clipoftheweek/x...wppvpreview.wmv

 

I, for one, will be ordering it.

 

- Ethan

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Not for anything, but what's gonna be on it? I'm not going to waste tape on stuff I probably already got from work.

I dunno but they should devote at least a half hour to Lizzy Borden & Kristi Myst making out

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Guest bort

i think i will be downloading it sometime soon, not worth buyying to me, i dont care to pay 15 bucks to watch pogo the clown and cra[[y hardcore maches....i dont think my cable company is carryin it ethier

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i didnt think mine was either, but i called and they are getting it. it is on indemand.

 

anways i think 14.95 + 2 free dvds is a great deal anways. just pick hostile takeover and fallout, 2 awesome philly shows. you cant go wrong.

 

:headbang:

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Guest Dynamite Kido

If this is the PPv they were gonna put on before the company went under recently it should be the show they recently did in Pittsburgh and some of 2 other shows. I was there and I was actually on TV. The card was pretty weak but I got to see the Hardcore Homo fall from a balcony!!!!!!!!!!

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Emax, what was the show where Lizzy & Krysti make out?

 

And why exactly did this happen?

heh, i dont remember. its some show in the palace in hollywood. they do a little make out thing in the ring. its pretty old. i think some of it is on the ppv. :) another reason why i am ordering. :)

 

and dynamite1980 i dont know what footage is on it.

 

hey, you were at the pittsburg show? i saw some of that. xpw drew a pretty big crowd for it too. heh, i liked some of the matches, i thought it was a decent card.

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Emax, what was the show where Lizzy & Krysti make out?

 

And why exactly did this happen?

heh, i dont remember. its some show in the palace in hollywood. they do a little make out thing in the ring. its pretty old. i think some of it is on the ppv. :) another reason why i am ordering. :)

 

and dynamite1980 i dont know what footage is on it.

 

hey, you were at the pittsburg show? i saw some of that. xpw drew a pretty big crowd for it too. heh, i liked some of the matches, i thought it was a decent card.

I *think* clips of that are on one of the older XPW vids like Hardcore Conception or Baptized In Blood, though I'm not about to bust them out and see if I'm right.

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Emax, what was the show where Lizzy & Krysti make out?

 

And why exactly did this happen?

heh, i dont remember. its some show in the palace in hollywood. they do a little make out thing in the ring. its pretty old. i think some of it is on the ppv. :) another reason why i am ordering. :)

 

and dynamite1980 i dont know what footage is on it.

 

hey, you were at the pittsburg show? i saw some of that. xpw drew a pretty big crowd for it too. heh, i liked some of the matches, i thought it was a decent card.

I *think* clips of that are on one of the older XPW vids like Hardcore Conception or Baptized In Blood, though I'm not about to bust them out and see if I'm right.

On the subject of Lizzy Borden, didnt she do a Buck Naked match with someone?

 

Did that actually go anywhere, or did they get covered up with towels, wwe style, before anything happened?

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On the subject of Lizzy Borden, didnt she do a Buck Naked match with someone?

 

Did that actually go anywhere, or did they get covered up with towels, wwe style, before anything happened?

Yeah WWE style thing, Nothing was shown at all... but on the "Free Fall" DVD they make up for it by including some clips of the girls.

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On the subject of Lizzy Borden, didnt she do a Buck Naked match with someone?

 

Did that actually go anywhere, or did they get covered up with towels, wwe style, before anything happened?

Yeah WWE style thing, Nothing was shown at all... but on the "Free Fall" DVD they make up for it by including some clips of the girls.

Figures! I just realised I actually have the DVD with it on, its Freefall and its Lizzy Borden vs Veronica Caine.

 

I should have realised I couldn't be that lucky :D

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GET 2 FREE XPW VIDEOS OR DVDS JUST FOR ORDERING THE XPW PPV!

 

Simply mail a copy of your cable or satellite bill to the address below and specify whether you would like to receive 2 videos or 2 DVDs. All receipts must be received by December 31st, 2003.

 

It doesn't appear that you will be able to choose which DVDs you get. :(

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I've never really had any motivation to watch any XPW since its been panned by just about every reviewer, but it is wrestling (supposedly), so does anyone know what matches will be shown and can give a quick review of them and if it's worth ordering? Thanks.

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On the subject of Lizzy Borden, didnt she do a Buck Naked match with someone?

 

Did that actually go anywhere, or did they get covered up with towels, wwe style, before anything happened?

Yeah WWE style thing, Nothing was shown at all... but on the "Free Fall" DVD they make up for it by including some clips of the girls.

Figures! I just realised I actually have the DVD with it on, its Freefall and its Lizzy Borden vs Veronica Caine.

 

I should have realised I couldn't be that lucky :D

Dude, they do porn. So you could see them naked. And sucking a dick. Nay, THREE DICKS AT ONCE.

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Guest Jay Z. Hollywood

If someone could dig up the thread about "Cocktails," you'd never find Borden or Myst appealing EVER again.

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If someone could dig up the thread about "Cocktails," you'd never find Borden or Myst appealing EVER again.

To be fair, Lizzie never did a "Cocktails" scene, though she is the sicko who directed all three of the movies. Here's my review of Cocktails in spoiler tags for the weak in stomach.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Cocktails

Extreme Associates, 2000

 

Bukkake is all the rage nowadays. Someone, people find endless amounts of creepy guys jacking off into a woman's face to be erotic.

 

I...don't. There must be something wrong with me. But I digress...

 

The guys at Extreme Associates (Yeah, the guys that bring us XPW) decided that bukkake sucks, and they would invent their own version of the cum covering activity. So, what do you get when you mix the twisted director Lizzy Borden with a bunch of girls with multiple partners? Fucking sickness. You'll see why.

 

Scene Number One: Augie & Steve Taylor

 

Augie's a nice little dish. Average looking porn chick. She begins right away by sucking on Steve's dick. Right away, she pukes. She then catches this puke into a glass. After seeing that, you know you're in for a rough trip for the rest of the tape. After that, she gets fucked, long and good. While the fucking is going on though, she's getting choked & fish hooked, as well as spitting into the glass from before. Disgusted yet? It gets better (or worse). After a nice reverse cowgirl anal, the guy cums into said glass, and she gulps it down. Yup, she just gulped down her own spit & puke, plus a guy's load.

**1/2 for the sex

** for the "freak show" factor. Yeah, its disgusting, but you ain't see NOTHING yet.

 

Scene Number Two:Jessica Jewel, John Strong & Rich Handsome

 

Jessica Jewel starts off this scene by drinking a wine cooler. Keep that in mind. Almost immediately, she begins to give both the guys a good double blowjob. In between sucks, she spits into a glass (like before). Jessica's enthusiastic, and bobs from each cock like a fucking champ. Very hot. Then, they begin to fuck her hard and raw, like typical extreme scenes. She takes it anally. They then cum in her face, and drip the excess into the glass. She pours the wine cooler into the glass and pours it all over her tits. Then, she almost makes me vomit by pulling a blood diaphraghm out of her pussy. [shudder]

***1/2 for the sex

**3/4 for the freak show, because the worst is still yet to come.

 

Scene Number Three:Arnold Schwartzenpeckr, Brian Surewood & Candy Cotton

 

Candy's got some nice big fake tits and shaved slit. She goes right to town on the guys with vigor. More slam fucking, rough sex, anal, DP occurs as they build towards the end. The guys then jizz all over her, she puts it into the glass, spits, and chugs it all down. Eh, not as good as the first two in both categories.

** for the sex

**1/4 for the freak show

 

Scene Number Four:Jewel De'Nyle, John Strong, Mike Long, Mark Wood

 

If you like Jewel De'Nyle, you'll probably be torn as to whether or not you like this scene. Immediately she goes to the oral, chugging down all three dicks, spitting in the glass like before. This isn't your average circle suck either, these guys seem to try to destroy her with dicks in the face. She's gagging and puking all over the place, too. The men then mount her, give her DP, and she takes it like a motherfucking champ too. This is the best part of the scene, until we get the obligatory abuse like so many Extreme vids. Slapping, spitting, etc. It all goes into the glass. Jewel then gets the facials, lets them drip down into the glass, spits...and gulps the concoction down. Sickest scene yet.

**** for the sex

***3/4 for the freak show. I've said this before, we aren't done. The sickest is still coming up.

 

Scene Number Five:Brandon Iron, John Strong, Kristy Myst, Mike Long, Mark Wood

 

Before this scene starts, I'd like to say, this is the sickest scene on the tape, without a shadow of a fucking doubt. If you've been waned on Vivid porn and the ilk, then this will just make you repulsed, swear off porn altogether and join a church group. That's how bad it is. With that said, onto the scene...

 

Kristi Myst is enjoying a nice day at the pool. Her man comes home and chews her out for being lazy instead of picking him up (take the fucking bus, asshole!). Her punishment is (no, she doesn't have to cook dinner or watch the kids) to suck his dick, and all his friends'. Again, the oral scene starts off good, but then they get to the slapping, puking, and drooling into the glass. Honestly, I've never scene such a rough oral scene. She gags at nearly every dick insertion. That's how unbelievably disgusting this is. They then begin to go to town on her, absolutely tearing her ass up. Closeups of gape, multi-dick penetration, etc. are shot very well, but very gross. She does take dick well, but its so rough and so abusive that you can't help but feel sorry for her at some points. Guess what? We still aren't done.

 

After the dicking, Kristi gets a tube of water inserted in her ass, while the bowl is underneath. She expels the liquid, but misses the pan. They slap her, and does it again. Not much comes out. They guys claim the reason why nothing's coming out is because "We Fucked The Shit Out of Her", so they do it again. This time, shit water comes out, with actual pieces of shit mixed in. Combine that with the puke, spit, and other various bodily fluids, and you've got the sickest concoction ever made. I mean, goddamn, there's a THICK LAYER OF SCUM on top of it. The guys then ejaculate in her face and the bowl......and she drinks it all down. I nearly wretch. To add insult, she's called a "Disgusting Filthy Whore"...and right now I can't argue. They slap her more, and spit in her mouth. The end.

***1/2 for the sex

***** for the sickest, most revolting display of freak show porn ever caught on tape.

 

Recommendation to Avoid if you're into the artsy fartsy pretty porn like Wicked, Vivid, Andrew Blake, etc. If you're into rough sex, I wholeheartedly recommend, but stop when the girl drinks/pours the "cocktail" on her body. And for those of you who get off on that "cocktail" shit, well, someone better have mercy on your souls.

 

Oh, and recently, Lizzie Borden filmed Cocktails 2 & 3, which are said to be sicker than #1. I'm not reviewing those.

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On the subject of Lizzy Borden, didnt she do a Buck Naked match with someone?

 

Did that actually go anywhere, or did they get covered up with towels, wwe style, before anything happened?

Yeah WWE style thing, Nothing was shown at all... but on the "Free Fall" DVD they make up for it by including some clips of the girls.

Figures! I just realised I actually have the DVD with it on, its Freefall and its Lizzy Borden vs Veronica Caine.

 

I should have realised I couldn't be that lucky :D

Dude, they do porn. So you could see them naked. And sucking a dick. Nay, THREE DICKS AT ONCE.

I meant lucky in terms of finding out I had a DVD with that on it, without ever realising.

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