Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 As a musical tribute to our hero, our role model, our paragon of virute, I have posted revised lyrics song. Read it along to the melody of "The man Called sting" to enjoy it at its utmost. The Man Called Dames The man called Dames The man called Dames He's a man called Dames The man called Dames He bans this, he bans that He's big as the Show, and he meows like a cat He has a poster on his wall, when he used to think that HHH was cool (Chorus) Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' he’s been kickin ass since 1980 He’s the.... The man called Dames The man called Dames He's a man called Dames The man called Dames When he rights checks They never bounce And if you make fun of Benoit, he’s gonna pounce. Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' he’s been kickin ass since 1980 He’s the.... The man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He is a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames Hey! He’s decent with math He never took a bribe He makes us laugh, with his does the Dameser Diatribe He loves his board, he hates Mr. Spock But no poster loves the Damesian Death Lock Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' he’s been kickin ass since 1980 He’s the.... The man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He is a man called Dames Everybody wonders what he's gonna do Is he gonna change the colors of TSM to only pastel blue? And little Damesers believe in him That he needs to ban Banky again Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' if you do your gonna have to pay To the.... The man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He is a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames Hey! Whoooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted August 7, 2003 ::Thumbs up:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You have way too much time on your hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 Someone's trying to angle himself into a shot at w**t c**st m*d Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You have way too much time on your hands. Yes. I really do. It's quite apalling, isn't it? Someone's trying to angle himself into a shot at w**t c**st m*d I'm straight outta Jersey, and I'm not m*d material, thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted August 7, 2003 Someone's trying to angle himself into a shot at w**t c**st m*d Ooo ooo pick me! Pick me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 7, 2003 Well, that sucked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 That was awesome- Good work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You should have just had the "No Chance" song, because you are the first official member of the Kiss Dames Ass club. That didn't come out nearly as funny as it did in my head...but you get the point. I hope... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 That was awesome- Good work Thanks. I've finally been Bob_Barron approved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 7, 2003 That was awesome- Good work Thanks. I've finally been Bob_Barron approved. And don't we all DREAM to be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You do realize that the guy responsible for bringing the board back was NOT me...and I was the one who crashed it, right? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You do realize that the guy responsible for bringing the board back was NOT me...and I was the one who crashed it, right? Dames They are not smart Dames. Just watch, point and laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You do realize that the guy responsible for bringing the board back was NOT me...and I was the one who crashed it, right? Dames ...you're just saying that... ...shh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted August 7, 2003 As a musical tribute to our hero, our role model, our paragon of virute, I have posted revised lyrics song. Read it along to the melody of "The man Called sting" to enjoy it at its utmost. The Man Called Dames The man called Dames The man called Dames He's a man called Dames The man called Dames He bans this, he bans that He's big as the Show, and he meows like a cat He has a poster on his wall, when he used to think that HHH was cool (Chorus) Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' he’s been kickin ass since 1980 He’s the.... The man called Dames The man called Dames He's a man called Dames The man called Dames When he rights checks They never bounce And if you make fun of Benoit, he’s gonna pounce. Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' he’s been kickin ass since 1980 He’s the.... The man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He is a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames Hey! He’s decent with math He never took a bribe He makes us laugh, with his does the Dameser Diatribe He loves his board, he hates Mr. Spock But no poster loves the Damesian Death Lock Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' he’s been kickin ass since 1980 He’s the.... The man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He is a man called Dames Everybody wonders what he's gonna do Is he gonna change the colors of TSM to only pastel blue? And little Damesers believe in him That he needs to ban Banky again Don't you dare cross him or get in his way, cause' if you do your gonna have to pay To the.... The man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He is a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames He's a man called Dames Hey! Whoooo I lost posts because of Dames. He.Must.Die. /angry phost whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 You do realize that the guy responsible for bringing the board back was NOT me...and I was the one who crashed it, right? Dames Two words: Revisionist History. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 The real song: Last night...Dames got us all banned Doesn't matter, now we're back to posting again. Trying to do something He didn't understand Doesn't matter, now we're back to posting again. A-la la la la la. Couldn't let the Saga be dead. (thats true) Couldn't lose the Cock Shots thread. (That's also true) This is my song of exultant joy I only came to post some trash. Rip off Tenacious D and post some trash. Welcome Banky back and post some trash. Smoke hash, and then we thrash. We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all. And everyone is invited to the bash. And everyone you're all invited to the bash! Come on, Dames, one time, come on' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kapoutman 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2003 It's a shame I missed that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Indy Queen Report post Posted August 8, 2003 You do realize that the guy responsible for bringing the board back was NOT me...and I was the one who crashed it, right? Dames So if that's the case, why don't you give credit where credit is due? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 You do realize that the guy responsible for bringing the board back was NOT me...and I was the one who crashed it, right? Dames So if that's the case, why don't you give credit where credit is due? I did. I said in the Crash thread that I was up all night working with the admin (Mike), the IBsupport forums and Banky. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 8, 2003 much better than the original, Ripper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
