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Guest Choken One

does it matter? 97% of Death/Grind/Thrash/Speed band names don't have meaning...they are usually mean to make you go "Huh?" or attempt to be sick and vile with names like "Dying Fetus" or "necrocore"

 

*Rant Mode*

 

You know what STOP creating 193984234 "brands" of metal

 

JUST CALL EITHER

 

METAL OR HARDCORE

 

No more fucking "Grindcore" "Speed" "Trashcore" "Screamcore" or any of that shit...It's stupid to create a million different layers of classifications for the genre.

 

*Rant mode off*

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Guest Choken One

Lucified?

 

That's so fucking bland and Sterotypical...

 

It's perfect.

 

You could go with

 

Infested Morphine

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Guest Choken One
I'm not looking for death metal names, looking for trad. metal names

Disease

Arch Angel

Deliverers

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Not Winger

Badass Weed

Third Shift Nanny

Jimmy V's Mojo Ghost

Psychadelic Death Trucker

Mickey Dolenz's Spleen

Chocolate Persuasion

And the Horse You Rode in On

Nelson and the Mandella's

Morris Day Ate my Sandwich

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Guest Eagan469

Stabicide

Burning Brimstone

Dare To Die

Silent Thunder

Sweet Screams

Rebels To The Light

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Here's some perversity themed names:

 

Diabolik Demon Dick

Jesus Is Cumming

Satan's Slit

Posthumous Orgasm

Count Ejacula

Crotches of the Wicked

Belialophile

Gozer's Groin

Soul Splattering Cumshot

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Oedipus and the Motherfuckers

i almost pissed myself when i read this one.

 

i think "oedipus rex and the motherfuckers" would sound a little better, with a natural meter to it, but...god damn that's funny.

 

the huggable puppies of utter damnation

mr. t ate my balls

autoerotic asphyxiation

baby in a microwave

running with scissors

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